Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Poke Fun ❯ Poke Fun ( Chapter 1 )

Okay this is just a completely pointless ficlet, I've been away in Japan visiting my Grammy, so I just wrote this as a “Hi all I'm back thing,” yanno, so I hope you enjoy.

 

It most likely sucks, but I'd live some feedback anyway! Oh and a suggestion for a better title would be much loved!

 

 

 

Title: Poke Fun

Author: Hymie the Hentai

Pairing: 2x1x5

Disclaimer: the boys aren't mine; if they were I'd keep `em under my bed!

Warnings: sad humor, NO sex, WAY OOC Wufei

Beta: dun have one *pouts*

 

For Vel who needs a smile and Titan Goddess, those two conspired and gave me the plot bunny for this ficcie, I must say it is a baaaaad thing to have those two watch a Law & Order marathon…

 

Author's note, ermm… about Wufei, dun ask. O_o

 

Poke Fun

By Hymie *wink*

 

 

“How on earth could this happen? He's been handling guns for how long?” Sally looked down at the person in question's partner, who at the moment seem content on sniggering himself to death.

 

“Wufei! Answer me, I have to notify Une of this situation and you, sitting there laughing your ass off is not helping!”

 

At the mention of the word `ass' Wufei let out a bark of laughter, which he quickly stifled.

 

“You're impossible! Just tell me what happened, and then I'll leave you to laugh to your heart's content.”

 

 

Wufei made a valliant effort to control himself, and then began to speak.

 

“He… He was putting the gun in the waistband of his trousers, but forgot to check the safety…” he finished by dissolving into another fit of laughter.

 

Sally snorted and left the Chinese man to his giggling insanity.

 

She opened the door to the emergency room and was instantly pinned beneath a blazing violet glair.

 

“This is not funny!” The patient snapped.

 

Sally quickly schooled her face into a neutral expression; she was beginning to see the humor in the situation.

 

 

“I'm not laughing, Duo.” She stated in reply.

 

“Wufei sure the hell is.” The American ground out between clenched teeth, and as if to add insult to injury, said Chinese man let out a particularly loud peal or laughter.

 

Sally sighed “Don't worry, the damage isn't too severe, just a few stitches and you will be right as rain.”

 

“Gods, I hope so, I don't know how much more of that I can handle.” He said jerking a thumb at the door as if Wufei happened to be standing there.

 

 

Sally moved around to the side of the bed a quietly began cleaning and stitching the wound, but when it can to the actual dressing, she was at a loss. The wound, though in and of itself was not overly large, it happened to be in a particularly inconvenient place.

 

 

She placed sterile gauze over the wound, then a bit more, then some tape and before she knew it, not only was the wound covered but so was Duo's entire left butt-cheek.

 

That was the site that greeted both of Duo's Asian lovers, when they walked through the door several moments later.

 

The large white mound of gauze and tape had effectively made Duo's cheek seem three times larger then it should. The vision seemed to make the situation even more hilarious to Wufei, who by this point has tears running down his cheeks.

 

“Gods. Duo. What happened?” Heero asked in genuine concern.

 

Duo mumbled something, which Heero didn't quite catch.

 

“Come again?” Heero asked, leaning closer to hear better.

 

“I said, I shot myself in the ass, there are you happy?” Duo grumbled.

 

Heero let out a tiny snort of laughter.

 

“Har, har, yuck it up buddy, it's not like I'm in any pain here.” pouted Duo.

 

Heero ran a soothing hand through the American's bangs. “Want me to kiss it better?”

 

That was it for Sally, who chuckled while dragging the hysterically laughing Wufei from the room.

 

 

“Bastard”

 

Owari

 

I dunno, maybe I'll write a bit more of this was I get the hang of keyboard mambo again