Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Pure Torture ❯ Pure Torture ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or you for that matter

A/N: This particular story was created by my annoyance at some of the authors here, and their definition of "self-insertion" stories. I am sorry if this offends anyone because I know there are TONS and TONS of awesome stories with "created characters" or split-personality stories (not that I have seen any for the personality disorder one). So, please don't take this story seriously, this was for me to vent off steam and to have fun. Now on with the story, oh and some of the author inserts herself or himself stories are…interesting here…but I like most.

Pure Torture

You groan and band your head repeatedly on your computer desk. "Why?" you cry out anguished. You couldn't possibly understand why these authors were putting their own characters in the self-insertion section! Were they trying to annoy you? Mind you some of the stories were awesome, but my god can't they read? They don't belong here! And the worse thing was some of the stories didn't even have a character that was created, or a personality disorder! It was just a NORMAL story!

You are simply crushed at this atrocity! So being you, summoned your incredible "fan-girl" powers to get the one and only Gundam Wing Boys in here and ask them what they thought about this situation!

A loud "POP" is heard and five bodies hit your bedroom floor, where you and your computer reside.

"Okay, I SWEAR it wasn't me this time!" You hear the familiar voice of Duo Maxwell say.

"Hn." Heero Yuy says, slowly looking around and finally his eyes rest on you.

Quatre Winner seems to notice this and tilts his head in the direction that Heero is looking in, and is quite surprised to see you. "Hello, my name is Quatre Winner, that's Heero Yuy, Wu Fei Chang, Trowa Barton and Duo Maxwell." He says as he points everyone out. "Who are you?"

"Why I am the mighty ____________....nah I just used my "fan-girl" powers to bring you here so you could see this outrageous situation! Heh, outrageous...funny word." You say smirking a bit.

Wu Fei raises an eyebrow, "And what situation would this be you baka?"

"Hey you knob I KNOW what baka means!!" You say with a scowl on your face. "I'm just going to let that slide though so consider yourself lucky! Any who, I'm talking about the whole "self-insertion" dilemma! Some people think that means to insert THEIR characters not themselves or making a choose your own adventure staring a random reader and you sexy boys!"

Duo grins, "I am pretty sexy aren't I?"

"Oh yes very sexy and SO modest too!" Wu Fei says seriously.

Quatre snickers, while Heero and Trowa share an amused look.

Duo pouts, "Wu-Bear that wasn't very nice!" He admonishes.

"IT'S WU FEI GOD DAMMIT MAXWELL GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!" Wu Fei screams.

"Ah, guys…" You ask timidly.

"Yes ____________?" Trowa asks, and you vaguely notice this is the first time he has spoken…poor guy! Duo is such a dialogue hog but he is too kawaii to stay mad at once he pulls out the pout and puppy dog eyes.

You just motion him over and show him what you had "summoned" them for in the first place.

"Ah, I can see why you are annoyed. This is serious in a way…I understand why you are frustrated. The titles are misleading and so are the descriptions…they have just technically but their story where ever without really looking at what they were doing. That is careless and sweet Jesus is that a Zechs and Trowa story?" Trowa asks mildly surprised.

You laugh and nod, Trowa and Zechs was one of the favourite couples of this author so you were going to have to live with it. Her number one favourite yaoi couple was Wu Fei and Duo if you hadn't guessed. So you weren't surprised to be seeing some slight shouen-ai or hints of the more obvious in this story that you were currently in.

Quatre notices that Trowa is being quieter than usual, if that's possible so he comes over to the two of you to see what you are exactly doing. You quickly explain and show him what you told Trowa…who was now reading the story that you two had found in the "self-insertion" section.

Quatre looks over it and shakes his head sadly. "I am really appalled. I mean come on ME and CATHERINE?!?! Come on that's Trowa's sister and well I have no interest to go into THAT territory and yeesh Trowa would kill me if I broke her heart…which I would NEVER do." Quatre quickly adds once seeing the death glare he was getting from Trowa.

"Quatre what do you think of the whole miss-placing of the stories?" You urge.

"Oh, right. It is very how should I say this nicely? Rude, yes that's it rude." Quatre says nodding a couple times…it looks like he's agreeing with himself but let's not presume anything.

"Rude?" Heero asks. You jump slightly surprised at his sudden entrance into this oh-so lovely debate/conversation.

Quatre nods, have you noticed he seems to be nodding a lot? "Yes rude, because they aren't telling you the truth by putting it in the wrong place."

Heero snorts. "Rude? Only you Quatre can come up with such a lame word. Ever heard of the wonders called swearing? Apparently not. I say all those dumb, moronic authors can go burn in hell after I shoot them a couple times and decapitate them using my Gundam."

Quatre looks shocked, Trowa glances up from the Z/T story and mutters something close to "sick statistic bastard", Duo and Wu Fei stop from their "time alone together" to look slightly freaked out…well at least Wu Fei does.

Duo brightens up immediately. "Heero you spoke more than one word!"

Heero gets this "Oh shit" look on his face and covers up with a quick "Hn."

Duo scowls and decides to grace you with his presence. "So ___________, why are we here again?"

You groan and quickly inform him while motioning to the computer, which is still occupied by Trowa.

Duo pushes Trowa out of the way and exits the window he was reading. Trowa gives Duo a death glare but he just shrugs it off since he is so used tie being glared at thanks to Heero. He starts to nod and shake his head which slightly confuses you but oh well this is Duo. He isn't supposed to be understood.

"Well I see why you are pissed off and I am too! They should really learn to post their stories where they belong…" Duo trails off as a 5X2 story catches his eye. You snicker and glance at Wu Fei who has a slight blush on his face, apparently he has noticed what Duo is reading.

"Wu Fei? What do you think of this situation?" You ask.

Wu Fei jumps a bit and looks at you before calming his frazzled nerves down. "Baka Authors."

You grin, what a brilliant man he just summed up this whole damn story into two words! What a genius!! You are now bored since you now have the Gundam Wing Boys opinions so summoning your "fan-girl" powers once more send them home.

Turning off your computer you sigh and nod you head in approvement. Yes, you decided this story was a waste of your precious time but hey, at least the author had fun making it and she got to vent out some annoyance!

Well, there you have it folks! My awesome story! ::rolls eyes:: Pfft! I'm not that stupid I know it's retarded but heh I had fun making it so who am I to complain? Ja Ne! Oh, and hope no one took this TOO seriously…this was all just for fun…I find poking fun at things amusing so gomen is this bothers you!