Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Random Insanity Rocks ❯ chapter3/? ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do not own the Gundam boys, the Smurfs, or any other character from these two series. However, Chibi_mina, DSM, ShenLong, Ryouga, and any other randomly inserted people all own themselves.

Warnings: If you are not insane or do not have a really warped sense of humor then walk away now and don't look back, because this fic is too outta control for you!! Innuendo, groping and suggestive situations may occur.

Pairings: Er read and find out, because I don't even know @_@

Rating: R. Random insanity crossover. (And I mean random!!) Think "Gundam meets the Smurfs, versus the Happy Hentai Musketeers *grins maniacally* If you don't know what a Smurf is, go here-àhttp://www.smurf.com/homepage.html and then click on the different types of Smurf descriptions at the bottom of the page

Author: Ryouga.

Authors note: Random insertion of self and other various peoples; with permission*grins*

Date: 9/9/2003

Title: Random Insanity Rocks!!

Part 3/?

"HEERO!!! COME BACK AND SMURF ME!!!"

The awful screech could only mean one thing. All heads turned to the pathway behind the shrubs and without a seconds hesitation, Heero made a run for it.

Duo gave a grunt of displeasure as he watched his bum buddy run off in the opposite direction before turning his attention to face Relena. "Well, well, if it isn't the obsessed stalker Smurf herself!"

Storming up to Duo Smurf, Relena huffed in his face. "I want to know just what the Smurf is going on here and why the smurf do I look like this!"

Duo grinned and Wu Fei rolled his eyes. Quatre shuddered and Trowa understood his fear. If Heero's worst nightmare had befallen the same Smurfy fate then...

"Ohhh Quatre, Where are you? You know you can't hide from me!"

Quatre turned a paler shade of pale, took one look in the direction that his colleague had so deftly made use of........ and followed.

"Oh my!" Began Duo Smurf quite sarcastically, as a leather laden, fishnet stockinged, Dorothy came into view, whip and all. "This is getting creepier by the second!"

~*~

Four not so happy Hentai Musketeers stared at each other, the same dumbfounded looks on their faces. It reminded Ryouga of the time that she watched as her camp leader remove the *extremely* hot cast iron pan from the camp fire with a cloth and threw it onto the floor;. which the baka had promptly gone over and picked it up... with her bare hand, and then wondered (as she screamed from the intense heat and pain) why she had a very interesting pattern imprinted onto her hand afterwards. The intelligence had oozed out that day!

"I don't think we're in Kansas any more!" DSM snickered suddenly.

ShenLong rolled her eyes and glanced over at her. "The powers of deduction Toto." The sarcasm flowed smoothly from her lips. "Where's a cockroach when you need one!"

~*~

Wu Fei shielded his eyes as Dorothy strolled closer; She was terrifying enough in real life with those hell spawn eyebrows, but now she was leather clad, armed with a whip. The poor Justice Smurf didn't know where to look.

"Where is he?" She demanded.

"If you're looking for Quatre, he went that way, right after my Heero!" The obsessed stalker Smurf replied pointing to the horizon.

"Hey watch it with the *My Heero* would ya!" Duo Smurf protested.

"I don't think now is a good time for arguing people," Trowa Smurf said calmly.

"And what would you know?" Relena the obsessed Stalker Smurf snapped.

Trowa Smurf shrugged his shoulders, nodding to a clearing in front of them. "We're not alone."

Duo Smurf grinned. "Yeah and the truth is out there."

Wu Fei sighed. "Is there no dignity amongst us?"

"I think he left ages ago," the braided Smurf chuckled.

"I want Quatre, and I want him now!" Dorothy demanded

"I think you're a little out of his league Miss Dorothy," Trowa Smurf politely replied.

"Yeah not even a baseball bat could make you look any less sexy than you already are." the braided wonder laughed.

"How dare you, you insolent pig!"

"Ha the Dominatrix Smurf is *trying* to insult me!" he laughed again. "Well stand in line my whip wielding wench, cause you'll be waiting a while," came the quick response.

"If you had a mind to insult Maxwell, it would be so much easier for her."

Duo pointed a wiry finger over at the smart alec, Chinese Smurf. "And if you haven't already guessed, my little leather clad lush, Wu Fei here, is first in line."

Trowa groaned a frustrated sigh. " I can see it's going to be one of those days where I wish I had never removed myself from the safe confines of bed."

"By the time I'm done with you… "

"Shut up would you Dorothy… You're giving me a headache with your infernal banter!" Relena Smurf sighed.

"Why don't you, you big headed, good for nothing wannabe Barbie doll!"

"Barbie doll…" Relena gasped. "BARBIE DOLL!!! Why you, you, rude, unrefined, ugly, underdressed……….. Whore!"

"Bitch!"

"Slut "

"Smeghead!!" Duo Smurf threw in.

*THWAP*

"Ow.. What was that for Wuffers?"

"Wrong show Maxwell!"

~*~

"What I want to know," ShenLong began, addressing her comrades in Smurfdom. "Is *why* the hell we're all Smurfs."

Chibimina sighed and shrugged. "I have no idea at all!"

Ryouga blinked. "Don't look at me…" She sweat dropped as she hid behind Chibimina. "I plead the goldfish!"

"Don't you mean the fifth?" ShenLong said raising an eyebrow.

"No… because that would make me sound like I know what I'm talking about and too intelligent and I don't want to get my hopes up!"

DSM put her hand up. "OOH pick me, pick me. I know the answer to that one. That's why I went to university and studied to be smarter than the average fangirl."

ShenLong turned and looked at her, "Ok smarty pants… What is the answer?"

DSM looked momentarily stunned as she realized the limelight was in her court. "Er what was the question again?"

ShenLong rolled her eyes again. "I said; why the hell are we all Smurfs?"

DSM shrugged. "I dunno; why?"

*KERSPLAT*

"Er Shenny,… Shenny?"

Ryouga shook her head. "And to think *you* were the one who came up with the idea to call *me* a goldfish!" she sighed as she helped her housemate up off the floor.

"Shhhhhh!" Came the sudden request, as Chibimina stood angled to the left slightly, as if listening. "Hear that?" she asked quietly.

Ryouga cocked her head. (Keep it clean you hentais ^_~) "Yeah it's coming from just over there. Sounds like a cat fight to me."

The four of them headed for the shrubs to the left, pushing their way through.

"Well I'll be a Gundam's grandpa…." Ryouga said clamping her hand briefly over her mouth. "That looks like three of the boys from GW doesn't it Shen?"

No reply.

"Shen, what are you doing?" Ryouga asked, as her house sharing homie suddenly started to advance on one unsuspecting, braided, Smurfy looking baka. "Oh shit! NO SHEN NO! BAD SHEN… BAD SHEN!! Get your dang perky lil' ass back here" Ryouga ordered, making a grab for the belt loop on ShenLong's jeans and missing.

Suddenly all eyes had met and the new arrivals had been spotted; ShenLong made her move.

Duo watched as the stranger dashed towards him in top gear. He backed away, his mouth open ready to cry out in sheer terror of the advancing torpedo, but the scream never passed his lips as he was flying tackle glomped to the ground.

"Mosquito's are big this time of the year aren't they?" Ryouga sweat dropped

TBC……