Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Rant ❯ One-Shot
RANT
"Damn it! I'm fuckin' sick of actin' like a goddamned priss! Can't the fuckin' writer's get it through their thick skulls! Façade! Hello, acting! Damned stupid idgits! Ner, I have ta act like a stuck up bitch `cuz who else is gonna be the drama queen? Hilde, she's too much of a backwater bitch! And that damned Noin! Get a spine you ass likin' scuzz bucket. Une's got so many frickin' mental problems she doesn't even count as a woman."
"Oh, and Heero, I AIN'T THAT FUCKIN' FRAGILE!!!! Bastard." With this, Relena flipped them all the bird and swished her way out of the safe house.
"Ne, Heero. If the fic-writers actually "get it through their thick skulls" do you think you'll be starring in some dominatrix fics?"
SMACK
"Itai, Heero! That hurt!" Duo rubbed cautiously at his head and watched the silent pilot storm out. Once the pilot was gone, Duo pulled out a micro-recorder and rewound, then grabbed the phone and his little black book. "hee-hee, I'll make sure they get it."