Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Relena's New Hobby: Seducing Heero Yuy ❯ Unexpected Chatrooms ( Chapter 1 )
A/n: Another fic for kicks. Relena discovers the former Gundam pilots in a chat room and listens in. (Don't tell me how obvious the screen names are... it was late at night!)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, sadly. ::sigh::
Their Screen names....
Relena: Princess4Peace
Heero: Hero01
Duo: Shinigami_02
Trowa: Clown_L3
Quatre: ArabsRule!
Wufei: OnnasR4u
Relena's New Hobby: Seducing Heero Yuy
Chapter 1
Unexpected Chatrooms
Princess4Peace has logged on.
[Would you like to enter a chat room, Miss?]
"Yes, Steve. Thank you."
[Logging on... Online. Which chatroom, Miss?]
"Hmm... Destruction Rules."
[Are you serious, Miss?]
"Yes, Steve."
[Logging into "Destruction Rules". Logged in.]
[~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~ has logged in.]
~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~: Hi!
Princess4Peace: Hello.
~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~: a/s/l?
Princess4Peace: What does that mean?
~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~: Age/Sex/Location
Princess4Peace: Oh. 20/F/Earth. What about you?
~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~: 21/M/L3.
Princess4Peace: That's neat. What do you do for fun?
~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~: I burn things.
[~PyRo_LiGhTmE_NoW~ has logged off.]
[Would you like to change chatrooms, Miss Relena?]
"Yes, please." Relena scrolled down the list. She glanced at one that read "Preventers". "Steve?"
[Yes, Miss?]
"Please log me into "Preventers"."
[But of course.]
[Princess4Peace has now logged into Preventers.]
[Shinigami_02 has logged in.]
[ArabsRule! has logged in.]
[OnnasR4u has logged in.]
[Clown_L3 has logged in.]
[Miss?]
"Yes?"
[Would you like to be invisible in this chat?]
Relena rubbed her hands together. "Yes, Steve. Thank you."
[Princess4Peace is now invisible.]
Shinigami_02: Hey guys!
ArabsRule!: Hey.
OnnasR4u: Where have guys been? Sally and I have been looking for you all day! Get off your lazy asses and get over here to help us!
Clown_L3: With what?
OnnasR4u: Sally and I moved to our new house. We need your help with moving.
Clown_L3: I'll be there tomorrow morning at 7. Is that okay?
OnnasR4u: Thanks, Trowa.
[OnnasR4u has logged off.]
[Clown_L3 has logged off.]
Relena gasped. She thought she recognized the name 'Sally', but she didn't think Trowa was using this. If he was here, wouldn't that mean that naturally, the other pilots would be there, too?
ArabsRule!: Hey, Duo?
Shinigami_02: Yea?
ArabsRule!: Did you see Heero today?
Shinigami_02: Nope. You needed to tell him something?
ArabsRule!: Yea.
Shinigami_02: His email address is 'YuyL1@DrJ.net'[1] if it's urgent. He's usually on 24/7... but he might be kickin the habit.
ArabsRule!: Thank Allah.
Shinigami_02: That's what I'm sayin. Well, I gotta go. See you later, Q-man!
ArabsRule!: You too, Duo.
[Shinigami_02 has logged off.]
[ArabsRule! has logged off.]
Relena sat back in her chair, threw her head back, and closed her eyes. This was not what she expected to see when she went into chatrooms. Now she had Heero's email address. She raised her eyebrow at the thought, and smiled.
This was going to be fun, indeed.
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A/n: ::phew:: All in... ::looks at watch:: AN HOUR!!! Well, it wasn't that long.
[1]- this is NOT Heero Yuy's email address. I warn you. You can try it, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist. I made it up from the top of my head.