Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Relena's Zero Experiance ❯ Relena's Zero Experiance ( Chapter 1 )

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Relena





Relena's Zero Experience.

This is my first fan fic. It's kinda short. So in your reviews be honest. I know it will
probably suck. Well here it is. Oh and sorry for the inevitable spelling and grammar
mistakes....hey, theirs one now...

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One extremely hot day in the now restored sanq kingdom Relena was
wandering around the mansion trying to find a way to cool down. She couldn't use the air
conditioning because Wufei said it was weak and destroyed each unit with his katana. The
pools pump wasn't working at the time so she couldn't take a swim. Then the question
popped in to her head as to where she was. She looked to see the gundams in which she had
made a place for. She then thought of something. 'I could ask one of the guys if I could
spend a little time in there gundam to cool off, they haft to have AC.'


She made her way to the rec room where Heero,Wufei,Duo,and Quatre were playing the
Nintendo 2064. Wufei suddenly screams "INJUSTICE YOU KILLED PICACHU!!!!." 'Wufei
uses picachu?' Relena says to her self,then she remembered why she was there
"Umm...Do any of your gundams have AC in them?" Heero paused super smash
brothers then regarded Relena "I don't know about the others but zero kind of has to
being designed to enter the atmosphere and all do you want to use it for a bit?"
Relena was a little shocked that Heero was so willing to let her use his gundam,he
normally didn't like people touching his mobile suit. "Sure I would really appreciate
it." She replied. Ok,you know where it is just be careful all right?" Heero
said,Relena wondered what there was to be careful about,she completely disregarded the
thought and simply said "Thanks Heero." "Don't mention it."he replied
then went back to playing the game.


Relena climbed into zero, then she slipped and her hand brushed a couple of buttons. When
she steadied her self she wondered how to close the hatch. Just as soon as she asked the
question in her head the answer just came to her she closed the hatch the turned on the AC
and started to relax,then as if it were second nature she put her hands on the joy sticks
and flew towards space.


Trowa looked up from his book and saw zero going towards space 'Heero must be taking a joy
ride.' Just then Heero walked in to the room. "Heero?" "Yes Trowa?"
Heero responded. "uhh...wing zero just started flying towards space."
Trowa said. Heero then said "But how....oh shit."


Relena just cleared the atmosphere, and is on her way to a nearby colony. She had 'the
look' on her face,the look that says 'I'm not goin home till something blows up.' The zero
system has complete control. As soon as she got to the colony some leos came after her.
'This is a time of peace, why do they STILL have weapons.' Relena thought angrily.
"As obstacles to my mission to maintain peace I am afraid you will haft to be
eliminated." She said over the radio. The familiar line of "ITS A
GUNDAM!!!." screeched over the radio a number of times. As soon as they finished
screaming she attacked them with the beam saber until a leo managed to shot it out of her
hands. She then grabbed wing zeros BFG (Big Fricen Gun) and fired completely demolishing
the leo...and consequently the colony behind it.


Back on earth, the gundam pilots are at the preventors base that was
close by discussing what they should do. "Ok we haft to go out there and fight her,
she's going to be the same way I was out there." Quatre explained. At that note Trowa
began to look a little nervous and said "Why don't we send the chibis?"
"The what?" Duo asked. Suddenly Dr.J came from out of nowhere and said "We
send the chibi clones we made of you out in chibi gundams to kill Relena......" Dr.J
was cut off by a very loud 'NO' "Who the hell said that?" Quatre asked. everyone
in the room gasped at the fact that Quatre cursed,but there suprise was cut short when the
voice spoke again in a normal tone. "Oh me? I'm Trunkz. "Who?" they all
said. "The author, and you can't kill Relena. I won't allow death to anyone unless
they disserve it,she has done nothing wrong." "THE ONNA JUST BLEW UP A
COLONY!!!!" Wufei said incredulously. "It's not what you think, there's more to
it than that. Besides you don't even know which colony she blew up so how can you be sure
of anything?" "uhhh....That makes no sense, what's it got to do with
anything?" Heero asks. "DO YOU WANT YOU GIRL FRIEND TO DIE!?!??!?!!?!?"
Trunkz screams. "Sh..She's not my girl friend...." Heero says shyly. "YEAH
RIGHT!!!" everyone yells and starts laughing. Heero loses his temper and pulls out
his gun yelling "OMAE O KORUSO!!!!". "Umm...No wrongful death, point made
I'm done bye!" The author says and exits the fic rather quickly. "Calm down
weakling....." Wufei says, Heero counters with his glare o death,
"uhhhh.......please?" Wufei continues. "Ok since you asked so nicely."
the perfect soldier replies while holstering his gun. "I say we send the chibis to
try and calm her down ok?" Trowa says. "I guess" the rest reply.


Back at the demolished colony Relena is having Zero show her the
futures the system comes up with. "Ok I have the future where Heero and I get
married...that sounds nice. Then there's the one where Heero kills me, I can't say I am
hopping for that one. Then the final one being Heero dies I marry some snobbish politician
and completely forget about Heero and spend the rest of my life with a constant headache
while pulling my hair out. hmmmmmm........ tuff choice." Relena says sarcastically.
Then the young princess asks the obvious question 'What to do next?'. Zero then tells her
to contact Dorothy Catalonia. Relena Flies to the colony Dorothy is on and makes a call to
her vid phone.


In a very nice condo.....
"beep,beep,beep' Dorothy Catalonia approached the vid phone "ok, ok I'm coming....Hello..oh
miss.Relena...Are you ill miss.Relena?.....Would I like to start a war?.....WHEN AND
WHERE!?!?!....Do I have a mobile suit?.....Mister.Milliardo gave me what was left of
epyon....... yeah I repaired it though....Ok, bye miss.Relena. Ahhh the glory of
war." the long haird blond sighed.


"The chibis caught up with her, she's at another colony what
should we do now?"Quatre asked. "We have the chibis try to calm Relena down with
there kaiwaines" Duo says. (did I spell that right? Better yet is that even a word?)
"Trowa give them the orders the exit the chibi gundams and surround zero." Wufei
says. "Who left and put you in charge Wufei?" Trowa asks a little annoyed.
"Heero went to the bathroom and told me to take command." the china man says
casually. "Oh...just checking." Trowa says and then gives the chibis the orders.


Zero alerts Relena of the chibis arrival and immediately realizes there
plan. Heero walks in where the other pilots are and asks what's going on. "What going
on" Heero asks. In the distance you can hear the author mumble "smart ass".
Trowa tells Heero about there plan to use the chibis cutenes to calm Relena out of the
zero state. "Were going to use the chi...." "I ALREADY WROTE THAT!!!"
the author screams in frustasion. "Are you guys crazy, the zero system blocks out
emotions like kindness and sappiness. It wont work you just sent five perfectly useful
chibis to there death!!! The only emotions you have left is the ability to get mad and
bored......wait I have an idea." the former pilot of zero says. "What is
it?" Duo asks. "I can't say have the chibis stall for a little while, Duo I need
to borrow you tape recorder." Our spiky haird hero requests. "Ok, but be careful
with it, theirs only two minutes left on it." Our long haird hero says. "Oh
great he's describing us by our hair" Quatre mumbles under his breath.


As Heero predicted, the chibis were no match against zero. Chibi Wufei
went at it with a wooden sword making odd sounds and yelling for justice every once in a
while. Zeros hand knocked him out of the way. Then chibi Heero went at it brandishing a
dart gun saying "something something korou" but he ran out of darts and
retreated sniffing a little at failing his mission. Then chibi Trowa floated at the head
of the mobile suit and commenced a starring contest but he blinked and then left. Chibi
Duo started hacking at it with a chibi size plastic syth but started crying when his toy
broke on the hard gundanium. This was there last chance it was there secret weapon, and
his name is chibi Quatre otherwise known as lord kaiwaines. He got to a point of a mobile
suit where Relena could hear him and got a really sad look on his face, his eyes started
to tear up. With there secret weapon ready Quatre began to cry and beg Relena to stop
fighting. For half a second Relena was affected by this, but it still wasn't working so
chibi Duo, Heero, Trowa, And Wufei joined in. They had almost won it would take something
totally random and unexpected to keep this story going.............(what am I sapped to do
here?)........(oh yeah!!!) ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMETHING TOTALLY RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED
HAPPENS!!!! Dorothy showed up in epyon and used the heat rod to knock chibi Quatre down
and with Quatre gone the look of kaiwaines lost its effect. Epyon cornered them to a side
of the colony and watched as wing zero got its BFG out and aimed it at the chibies. This
was the moment of truth if Relena fires that beam cannon she will kill the chibis and
destroy another colony. All that could be heard was the beam cannon charging. As the beam
cannon charged for its strike a voice called out penetrating the silence commanding Relena
to stop. "God?" Relena asked in fear, the only response she got was "I
don't believe in god." we all know who that is right? "Heero, what do you
want?" Relena asked. "Listen to this Relena." Heero said as he pressed play
on the tape recorder. Now all Dorothy and Relena could hear was "Only warriors exist
in this world I hope you will all do your best to obtain peace." Relena and Dorothy
fell asleep just as the recording of Treys Kushrinada giving a speech finished its first
five seconds. The battle was won.


Now If you thought that was the end of the story........well your
right, But for the hell of it I think I should do a follow up.


When Wing Zero returned to earth Heero uninstalled the zero system.


The AC in dethsythe was broken so Duo and Relena started a fight about who gets to use
Zero. Relena thought out a peaceful solution.


Duo ended up using Altron and accidentally hit the self distruct button instead of the AC.


Wufei attempted to murder Duo but settled for a match of super smash brothers.


The chibis disappeared along with Dr.J....they haven't been seen since.


Heero admitted Relena was his girl friend...nobody seemed shocked in the least.


Wufei, Duo, Quatre, and Trowa played super smash brothers....Wufei picked picachu and
shouted "INJUSTICE!!!" when he lost.


Dorothy returned to her condo and continues to watch day time soaps all day.


Nobody ever found out why the pump in the pool isn't working.


Noin and Zechs have been missing since the pool pump stooped working......


Relena received a medal for destroying a rinagade colony bent on starting war with the
ESUN.


Epyon is still floating around in space.


And the author Trunkz completed his first short, pointless, and bad Fan Fic.


THE END


Well that's it. R&R is greatly appreciated. Also if you review and want a sequel I am
open to any suggestions. Thanks very much for reading. Sorry for the bashing it was about
all I could think of I mean no disrespect to Dorothy but honestly Treys speeches put me to
sleep, but other than that I've got nothing against him. Send any feed back, suggestions,
or death threats to.........

trunkz@wnclink.com


Thanks again for reading.


Trunkz