Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ Viva La Randomness! ( Chapter 13 )

Tori: *blink blink* Well, after a brush with death, what'd you all expect me to do? Move to Russia and become a Communist nun?

Makoto: *slides keyboard away from Tori and forces her to lay down again* Eh heh… *turns to camera, swirls his finger near his ear and whispers* She's a little crazy in the head…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ < p class="MsoNormal c2">On the guild message board…talking to himself

Duo: Who's up for another rousing game of hide and seek! *grins*

Five minutes later…

Duo: Or, you know, I could play alone… Spiritual hide a seek. I'll…hide, then find myself.

Three hours later

Duo: I found an earring in my hair!

Duo: …I am enlightened…

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Heero: *in the process of getting a drink* So… You gonna hang around up there all day, or are you actually going to study for your midterms?

Duet: *sitting on top of the soda machine in the hallway* Are you kidding!? I got a whole plan worked out! *counting off fingers* For bio, I'm gonna read through ALL my notes. For English, I'm going to re-read Of Human Bondage cover to cover. And for calculus, I'm going to build a time machine to return to-

Heero: *bursts out laughing* Stop! *laughs* You had me at 'plan'!

Duet: … *glare*

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Trowa: So… what's all this about you being Shuichi from Gravitation?

Duo: Huh? All WHAT stuff?

Trowa: The message board posts… The fan fics…

Duo: O__O*

Heero: *snicker*

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Duo: o___o Hee-chan, do I say "catch me if you can" a lot?

Heero: Um, no… Why do you ask?

Duo: … Just making sure.

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Kim: I hate you, Quatre.

Quatre: O__O W-why?

Kim: …cuz you're PRETTIER than me.

Quatre: *blink blink* Uhhh…

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Duet: *thinking out loud* The Gift Tree… ((A/N: It's a store, I think))

Duo: Wha?

Duet: Huh? Oh! The Gift Tree!

Duo: …gift tree? *turns to Quatre, totally serious* Is there a tree handing out gifts?

Quatre: *looks around* Is there?

Duo: Woah! Tree gifts!

Duet: *slaps forehead*

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Sharon: So, what's your financial situation like?

Duo: Well, we're pretty much on our own to cover basic, every-day stuff like food and clothes and furnishings…

Sharon: …?

Duo: But Sotsu does give us a yearly allowance of 1000 bucks… I dunno, I guess in case, you know, we wanna buy gum or something.

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Professor Evans: Do you all realize that these tests mean half a year has gone by already? Can you possible realize that-

Duo: *raises hand*

Prof. Evans: Yes, Maxwell?

Duo: You're rambling, sir. *cocky grin*

Prof. Evans: I'm an art teacher, not an English major. Now, shut your mouth or list the 50 works we've studied in reverse alphabetical order by artists' third letter of their last names.

Duo: …meep… o___o

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Duo: *raises hand*

Prof. Evans: *sigh* Yes, Mr. Maxwell?

Duo: *opens his mouth to begin*

Duet: WHY do you keep CALLING on him!? Don't even give him the OPPORTUNITY! *holds head in hands*

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Trowa: …I think I failed part of my Humanities midterm…

Quatre: Really!? Why do you say that?

Trowa: Well, I was a bit distracted by the idiots running past playing stick-catch with a burning shoe outside the window…

Heero: Heh. Stick-catch is classic…

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Heero: Ahhh! The underwear dance of seduction!

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Walking in silence…

Duo: *gurgles*

Wu Fei: What the hell was that?

Duo: Huh? *looks surprised* You heard that?

Wu Fei: *puzzled*

Duo: ...I thought that was just one of those noises in my head that I made and that only I could hear!

Wu Fei: -___-* How many times have we been over this?

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Counselor: Thank you both for coming. I asked you here to see if you wanted to discuss your engagement. Now, I'm aware that you're both legally adults but in my professional opinion a relationship of this magnitude at such a young age has a high probability of divorce later on.

Duo: *raises hand* Question! Who is she? *points to random girl sitting next to him*

Counselor: Isn't she the girl you're engaged to, Mr. Houseman?

Duo: Uhhh… Who's Houseman? I'm Duo Maxwell.

Counselor: Oh dear… You're in the wrong room. You're supposed to be across the hall.

Across the hall…

Houseman: O__O I swear to you, Dr. Pawberg, I don't even KNOW this girl's NAME!

Duet: *clinging to his arm* Oh, love… Don't SAY such silly things!

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Duet: *after her car crapped out in the snow* That is IT! I'm selling the SUV and buying a PROPER off-road vehicle! THE APOCALYPSE MUST WAIT! I need all-terrain FREEDOM!

Heero: I can fix it.

Duet: …you can make it not a gas-guzzling Stupid Unfortunate Vehicle?

Heero: Um…no.

Duet: …as one shall not turn salt water to fresh…

Heero: I can make it…like…go…again… *pathetic driving hand motions*

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Heero: So, what cereal did you invent for commercial arts?

Duet: I did Jpops instead of Corn Pops… Not very creative, but it comes with free purple hair dye. What'd you do?

Heero: Well, instead of Fruity Pebbles, I did Queer Rocks.

Duet: O__o That…is fricken greatness.

Heero: I know… *grins*

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Tori: *sighs* Yup, more randomness… *checks watch*

Phone: *rings*

Tori: *picks it up and slams it back down* Right on schedule… -__-*