Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ RNDM True Stories ❯ RNDM Made In Japan ( Chapter 27 )

Tori The boys swore each other to secrecy about the events that transpired during their party, but we…can't keep our mouths shut about Duet's. ^__^

Duet: Don't ask, don't tell. *snort*

Tori: *giggle*

Both: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Duet: *skips up to Heero* I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about sex.

Heero: *reading* Wow, you're right.

Duet: You're just saying that so I'll go away.

Heero: *deadpan* No, Duet, you're psychic. Go show Quatre.

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Quatre: *proofreading Wu Fei's summer assignment* I fail to see your argument in this, Wu Fei… I can't even understand it. It's all a jumble of words. I don't know how you expect anyone to figure out the thesis.

Wu Fei: That was my hidden thesis. It's "Life Is More Mysterious Without Punctuation"

Quatre: *takes the papers back and scans them again* Wu Fei… This is genius.

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Duo: Hey! Let's go down to the girl's cram school and act out yaoi skits!

Trowa: Alright. When do sessions let out?

Heero: High school girls… *checks watch* In about an hour fifteen.

Duet: Would you listen to yourselves…? Corrupting innocent Japanese youth…

Relena: *teasing* Duet, Dorothy, Tori and I are gonna go park the convertible in front of the boys' baseball practice and make out. Wanna come? *smirks*

Duet: Awww… But I was gonna go flash preschoolers at the park with Kim and Jess… *rolls eyes and walks away*

Duo: Woah, did my fiancée just turn down a make-out session with you? 'Lena, you better go get the whip and handcuffs and correct that before her insubordination gets out of control. …I'll supervise.

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Duet: *sits up and holds the blanket to her chest* Hey, remember that time we played 'Turn Quatre Straight'?

Tori: Yeah…? That was yesterday.

Duet: …did it work?

Tori: *shrugs* I dunno… *rolls over* Why don't you check?

Duet: *looks down at Quatre* … *scoots over, lays next to him and starts groping him*

Quatre: *grumbles* Evan…stop. Evan… … quit it…O__O DUET! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Duet: What? Oh. Hah! Was that your penis? I thought it was Relena's. *scoot scoot* o.o *hides under the covers*

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Heero: Don't forget to take in the laundry. I heard it was supposed to rain.

Wu Fei: 'Kay… *watching Inu Yasha episode 4*

Later…

Wu Fei: *on episode 14* It can wait…

Later..

Wu Fei: *on episode 32* It can wait…

Later…

*huge thunder crash and the power goes out*

Wu Fei: O__O *runs to the balcony to get the laundry, opens the door and water splashes in* Ah….crap. -___-*

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Tori: *following the guys in the convertible down the highway* Where the hell does Heero think he's going…? He missed the turn. *pulls up next to them to talk*

Heero, Trowa, Duo, Wu Fei and Quatre: *blasting their sound system and white-boy dancing along* GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN~N! OH, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE… ALL THEY REALLY WA~A~NT…

Duet: *cranks 'Kiri To Mayu' up all the way, then turns her hat sideways and pretends to rock out*

Car behind us: *honks*

Everyone: *looks back to see Mr. Satsumo glaring at us*

Both cars: *turn their sound systems off and slouch down in their seats*

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Tori's Mom: //Oh, Heero… You've gotten to be so handsome. You haven't lost any of your good looks.// *smiles*

Heero & Tori: *beaming*

Tori's Mom: *grabs Heero by the ear* //But I swear, little Yuy, you lay a hand on my daughter and I will cut your balls off and feed them to you.//

Tori: //MOTHER!//

Heero: *completely unfazed* //I wouldn't dream of it, Mrs. Ichimura.//

Tori: //Heero, you wuss! Put up a fight!//

Heero: //…you want me to fight your mom?//

Tori's Mom: //He doesn't have the guts.//

Heero: *deadpan* //I'm terrified of you, Mrs. Ichimura.//

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Duo: *driving in the rain late at night, speeds through a red light and then runs a stop sign*

Jess: Um, Duo… I think you were supposed to stop.

Duo: Nah… stop signs are only suggestions. …like the speed limit.

Heero: The cops are only out in good weather anyway…

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Duo: Oh, cool! A limo! Is someone famous staying here?

All: ¬_¬

Tori: Sort of… It's for you.

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Duo: O.o But… I told you I don't want a bachelor party…

Trowa: Yeah, but we want a bachelor party, so shut up and deal with it.

Duo: *whimper*

Heero: Look, just have fun. You know Duet doesn't mind sharing you.

Duo: But I donwanna be shared… And did you even tell her about this?

Heero: Yeah. And she knew you'd feel guilty so she even wrote you a permission slip. *hands Duo a folded up piece of paper*

Duo: *reads* I hereby give my fiancé, Duo Maxwell, permission to fuck and be fucked by whomever he wants. Signed: Duet M.

Wu Fei: Awww… That's love.

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Duo: Hey, Sean! Jake! You coming?

Sean: *turns to Dorothy* Oh! Can I?? Can I go?? *grinning*

Jake: *gasp* Relena, please? *puppy face*

Relena: -___-* Go ahead… But don't sleep with any of the whores. Pick up a regular girl.

Dorothy: Yeah, go on. *shoo shoo*

Sean & Jake: YAY! ^__^ *skip and dance out to the limo*

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Dorothy: So, Duet… *grins*

Duet: o.o

Tori: We made reservations at the military base… Just. For. You. ^__^ They said they'd be happy to have us.

Duet: ^__^ Military boys AND a shooting gallery!? You guys are the best friends EVER!

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Duet: Quatre! Quatre! Quatre! You're coming too, right?

Quatre: *looks up at Evan*

Evan: *shrugs*

Quatre: ^__^ If it'll make you happy…

Duet: Bullshit, Q. You're as kinky as I am.

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Jess: *in the car* …why are we going to a military base for her bachelorette party?

Tori: Because there aren't any good show boys in Kyoto clubs.

Relena: And because there's a plentiful supply of handcuffs, guns and fatigues for us to steal.

Duet: *perplexed by the uber-l337 sound system in Tori's car* ((A/N: uberUBERl337))

Kim: *holding a plastic bag full of small bills and sitting next to an embarrassing amount of whip cream cans, jars of cherries, leather things, a bunch of rolls of duct tape and two boxes of condoms* Please Tori…speed. Please get pulled over, just this once. C'mon… It'd be so funny. …I will PAY you. Bonus if he takes us down to the station.

Dorothy: Triple points if it's a chick cop.

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Duo: *glassy-eyed in front of the TV* If you stay up late enough…you can watch re-runs of Alf in Japanese.

Quatre: Have you slept at ALL since Tuesday?

Duo: Nah… I quit sleeping. I realized it was cutting into my awake time.

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Duet: *walking down the street* Oh shit… I need a new backpack for school.

Jess: Duet, you're getting married in five days… Why are you even thinking about that?

Duet: Hey! Gothic lolita! *wanders off into a store*

Kim: Never question that girl's train of thought.

Duet: *skips out two minutes later with some yakuza on the end of his bondage collar leash* LOOK! I bought a purebred Asian boy! *hugs him*

Punk kid: O__o … *smiles, laughs a little and shakes his head*

Duet: I'm taking you home with me! ^__^ *walks off down the street holding his leash as he follows close behind*

Kim, Jess, Tori & and the yakuza's two friends: O__o

Yakuza's friend: *points* Anata no tamadachi kowasu boku-tachi no Juichi…

Jess: Yeah…she's a psycho.

The Two Friends: Syyyy-kooooo.

Tori: And the language barrier has been broken.

Kim: DUET! COME BACK WITH THE ASIAN BOY!

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Quatre: *walks up to Trowa* Are you mad at me?

Trowa: No… Why?

Quatre: Oh. Well, we haven't had much interaction lately…

Awkward silence

Trowa: *pokes him in the shoulder* Interaction.

Quatre: *pokes him back*

Both: *stand there poking each other for a bit*

Quatre: I think that's enough interaction for one day.

Trowa: Agreed.

Both: *walk away*

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Tori: Yanno, things look so beautiful in Word, but when I save them as html documents and post them, none of my centering stays. It all moves to the left margin.

Quatre: Well, when I click the 'sign out' button in hotmail I get sent the Japanese hotmail page instead of the regular one.

Duo: Quit complaining. I forgot to check my mail for a month, and when I got back, I had 516 new messages, only 12 of which were spam.

Heero: Dial-up is too slow.

Wu Fei: My settings buttons got broken so now the brightness and contrast are so low, my screen almost looks black.

Trowa: My laptop only has 20 Gs of space. It crashes when I try to save a plain text document.

Duet: Yeah, well… My Pokémon Pikachu is in shock again because I forgot to feed him this weekend. *shakes it a bunch of times* AH! Pikachu is mad at you! T__T

Heero: *takes his off his belt* Pikachu LIKES you! HA! *shows it to her*

Duet: NOT FAIR! You restarted yours!

Heero: No, I got four 777s and I gave him almost all the watts.

Duet: *takes his, then shakes it*

Heero: No! You're gonna wake him up!