Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Santa's Little Helper ❯ One-Shot

Happy, pointless hentai fluff, inspired by Part 2 of Aimee's The
Santa Clause. :) And an improv skit I played during high school. :)
Enjoy.

~Nat

"Oh, Saaaanta Claus....ohhhhhhh, Saaaaaaaaanta Claaaaaaaus." The
voice sang out teasingly, peering into the darkened room. Light from
the doorway silouetted the figure, short little fur-trimmed dress,
little santa hat, long braid and all.

"I know you're in here..." The smirk in the voice was clear, though
the face was still in shadow.

"Come out come out whereever you are." The sing-song voice struck
again.

The figure switched on the light, giving the room a quick once over,
then let slumped.

"Well, shit." The curse was drawn out into two syllables.

~~~
Duo came running into the living room, skidding past the other pilots
and practically falling into Wufei as he went to look out the window.
"Have you guys seen Heero?"

"Uh, no...." Quatre's answer was very tentative.

"Maxwell..."

"Yes, Wu-baby?"

Wufei growled, "What the hell are you doing in a dress?"

Duo twirled around, pouting prettily. "What, don't you like it?"

Quatre looked him up and down, coughed, and dropped his book casually
into his lap. "It's...um, lovely Duo."

"Why is it red and trimmed in fur?" Wufei didn't seem to be catching
on.

"Why, because I'm Santa's Little Helper." Duo grinned, a hentai
gleam in his eyes that Wufei missed entirely. This time, Trowa coughed.

"Who's Santa?" Wufei asked, wondering what arcane American tradition
Duo had drug out this time.

As if on cue, Heero came in.

"Oh, it's perfect." Duo breathed.

Quatre and Trowa sweatdropped.

Heero just raised an eyebrow and smirked, adjusting his fake white
beard. "Ho, ho, ho."

~Owari~