Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Show and Tell ❯ Show and Tell ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Okay. Before we go into the story,everyone should know that it doesn't
really have anything to do with the series.It takes place when the Gundam boys were in grade 1.
You should also know that this is a humor fic with not a whole lot of plot,I guess you could call it an Alternate Reality fic.
You can also find it at www.geocities.com/aeris_ff7_13 Which has a slighty different intro.
Also you can find other work from me there.Anyway I hope you all enjoy this fic.



Dr.J:Alright class, it's time for show and tell. Who would like to go first?

Quatre:(jumping up and down)Ohh! Ohh! Pick me! Pick me!!

Dr.J:Very well, Quatre.

Quatre:(holds up doll)This is my Sailor Moon action figure.

Heero:It's a doll.

Quatre:No it's not! It's my Sailor Moon action figure!

Relena:It's a doll! Dorothy has a Sailor Venus that's made the same way as your Sailor Moon doll!

Quatre:It's my action figure!!(Quatre is seen clutching the Sailor Moon doll to his chest)

Duo:No, it's a do--(Duo is knocked unconscience by the Sailor Moon doll)

Quatre:You deserved it Duo!(Quatre is suddenly seen in a Sailor Moon outfit)I'm Sailor Moon! The champion of justice! And on behalf of the moon...I will punish you!

Heero:What the hell?

Duo:(still unconscience)Waaah...uhhh...gaarrh...

Dr.J:That's nice Duo. Quatre, you can go sit down now. Who's next?

Wufei:(Jumps to the front of the class)Yah! These are nunchucks!(starts twirling them around)You can hit people with them! See?(Wufei hits Dr.J in the ribs)

Heero:Cool.

Dr.J:Ah! You little...Ahh, dammit, that hurt! Wufei, you can sit down now. Ah, Relena, why don't you show us what you brought?

Relena:(grabs Zechs)This is my brother!

Random class mate:Your brother doesn't count!

Relena:Wait, I have a trick that I need my brother to help me with.

Zechs:Really? What is it?

Relena:This!(picks up Zechs and throws him out a nearby window)

Zechs:AAHHHH!!! (Everyone starts clapping)

Dr.J:Okay, there's enough time for one more presentation. Heero, why don't you come up? (Heero walks to the front of the class, and pulls something out of his pocket)

Heero:It's a banana.

Everyone:Huh?

Zechs:(is seen trying to climb back through the window with a ladder)What kinda show-and-tell thinge is that? (Heero walks over to the window and pushes the ladder away from the wall)

Zechs:Not again! AAAHHHH!!!

Heero:I like bananas.(Heero peals the banana, eats it, then throws it at Relena)

Relena:Your not supposed to throw food Heero!(relena tosses the peal to the ground)

Dr.J:Okay kids, time to go home!(Dr.J slips on the banana peal and slides out the broken window)

Dr.J:AAAAHHHHH!!!

Heero&Relena:(Heero in his dull voice)Look out below!

Dr.J:Medic!

Zechs:Get this fat smelly old fag guy off of me!

Dr.J:I'm not smelly!...Or any of the other stuff!!

Duo:Uhhh...grrr...arrhh(still hasn't recovered from the Sailor Moon doll--)

Quatre:ACTION FIGURE!!!!!(whatever)

End