Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ So, You've Fallen into the World of Gundam Wing... ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

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Hello and congratulations! This is chapter four.
Its nice to know that the patrons of this book have survived to this level. It also encourages to write this chapter about a person that she fears... Relena Peacecraft Darlian.

This Chapter can be classed as highly controversial but I assure you these are merely observations made by me during my own Gundam Wing experience (Ok thats a lie right there I started to notice these uncanny resemblances between Relena and Hitler and had to spread the word, but I will give you a brief rundown of how to annoy her, what she does and just why she finds Heero so goddamn attractive, not that it takes a genius to figure that one out.)

Relena and Hitler
A List of Resemblances:
~Lets start with the Peacecraft Kingdom. Don't let this innocent name fool you! Its official name is the Sanq kingdom, occasionally spelled Cinq, Yes thats 5 in french. Hmm reminiscent of Hitler's Third Reich pherhaps? But she jumped straight to 5 and got it right, they also had their own personal army... Ok it was an army of Noin and whatever Gundam pilot they were currently hiding but it was an army. She also had a pink limo... Like Lady Penelope... This has nothing to do with Hitler I was just poiting out how Thunderbird-esque she is.. She even has a Butler whose name begins with P. (I hope you all now hum the Thunderbirds theme whenever you watch Gundam Wing and yell out "F A B SCOTT!")

~Relena ruled the world, granted Hitler only wanted to but she managed it. She's Better than him, she also looked pretty while doing it. Never underestimate a good sense of style.

~She's shows Sadistic and Machoistic tendencies. i.e. "Heero come and kill me."

~ In Endless Waltz the bunker she's in gets blown up just like Hitler! (Un)Fortunately (for some) She lives to spout speeches till another day! Hurray!
Relena; Queen of the World
We all know that she waqs merely meant to be a pawn for Romerfeller when this happened but somehow she managed to twist it to her advantage. She's a clever one. Its around about this time she also starts to doubt herself and have angst, like any normal teenager. Except its a bit different when you're trying to angst and you have a friend named Dorothy, you're Queen of the World, have an army at your disposal and a butler. But she manages it and also begins to preach pacifiscm, Go Relena! She also insists on returnin to the name Darlian in an attempt to carry on her fathers good work, Yes, I am talking about the father who was secretly consorting with rebels whilst on government buisness. We call that being a double agent where I come from, but in Relenas world its classed as working to better mankind, or something. And then the giant purple ducks demanded to claim all the fruity peaches that were rightfully theirs probably (Cuckoo! Cuckoo!)
Annoying Relena
Just act like Wufei. Really how hard is that... Oh, if you're a girl claim Heero likes *You* better and that he hates rich girls.
Relena's Love
It's Heero. That gun toting, silent killer, perfect soldier little bundle of fun that has as many emotions as a stone. A stone thats never seen the light of day and lives on a rock in a blackhole 50 million light years away.
Fashion Sense
She has none.Oh dear God! Can you imagine attending her school? Wearing those uniforms? And her "Vice Foreign Minister" getup... NEENAR NEENAR CALL THE FASHION POLICE.
Join us in the next chapter for "Don't Panic: A List of Things to Panic About"