Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Chibi Saga ❯ The Psychologists Office ( Chapter 3 )
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By: RikkuChan 
The boys get a little mental health treatment...and the poor Dr. gets more than she bargained for.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mecha / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 589 | Visits: 219 | Status: Completed
The boys get a little mental health treatment...and the poor Dr. gets more than she bargained for.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mecha / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 589 | Visits: 219 | Status: Completed
The Psychologists Office
~*~Duo's appointment~*~
Duo: **lying down on the chair/bench thingy** I Am The Shinigami!
I don't need to be here!
Dr. Kantana: Yes you do, now tell me whats wrong...
Duo: Nothing is wrong with me! I am the shinigami! Look at my sexy braid and realize that I am your god!
Dr. Kantana: **talks as she writes down in her little notebook** Thinks he is someone he is not....
Duo: Bow and worship me mortal! **stands up on the table and puts up peace signs**
Dr. Kantana: Oh lordy....
~*~Heero's appointment~*~
Heero: Is she here?! Is she here?! Don't let her get me!!!
Dr: Let who get you?
Heero: Relena! She's stalking me! She latches on to me like a leech and I can't take it anymore!!
Dr: Relax Heero, she's not here...
Heero: Good....
Relena: **Comes in through the window, and latches on to Heero** My Heero! My Heero! **pulls out a gun, and points it at the doctor** Did you touch my Heero?!
Dr: No.....oO;;
Relena: Good! **snuggles Heero**
Heero: **is being squished** Heeeellllp meeeee! >.<';'
~*~Wufei's apointment~*~
Dr: Ok Wufei, why don't you tell me why your so mean to everyone?
Wufei: I dunno doc...I had a pretty rough homelife...I mean, I grew up in a shrine, and never knew my parents, and then I became a gundam pilot....Its just so confusing! **starts sobbing**
Dr: There there Wufei, It'll be ok...
Wufei: No it wont! I want my mommy! **cries like a little pansy**
Dr: Ok, now why do you hate women?
Wufei: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dr: God these people are idiots...
Wufei: **pulls out his Kantana and points it at her** WHAT, did you say, WOMAN?!
Dr: nothing, nothing at all....next appointment!
~*~Trowa's appointment~*~
Dr: I don't see why they made you come here Trowa, you seem like a nice young boy ^-^
Trowa: Of course I do, but I am a lone soldier, I must pretend to be this way! Don't you see you fool?! I am ALLLLOOOOONNNNNEEEE!
Dr: ?? Ok then....So how is your relationship with Quatre?
Trowa: **suddenly acts normal again** Oh, its good, its good, how is your relationship with Tony?
Dr: I don't know anyone named Tony...
Trowa: AHA! So you admit it!
Dr: Admit what?
Trowa: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I win! ^________^
Dr: Whatever.....Oo''
~*~And finaly, what you've been waiting for, Quatre's apointment~*~
Dr. So Quatre, I hear that a little dolphin doll has been telling you to do bad stuff, am I correct?
Quatre: **Stares straight ahead at the Dolphin doll sitting on the doctors desk** Oo''
Dr: Um, Quatre??
Dolphin: Hey Quatre, why don't you see if you can throw her out the window? It'll make pretty designs when she hits the ground...
Quatre: I can't kill her...I'd get in more trouble!
Dr: ?? Who are you talking to Quatre??
Quatre: Can't you here it?! Can't you here the fuzzy wuzzy dolphin talking?!
Dr: Um....no....But why don't you tell me what he's saying?
Dolphin: Tell her she has a tight little ass, tell her I said it...
Quatre: The dolphin said you have a tight little ass...
Dr: WTF?! Get out of my office you sick little boy!
Dolphin: Hurry! Throw her out the window and use your fathers powerful political influence to keep from getting in trouble!
Quatre: Ok! **pushes the Dr out of the window, but its not even off the ground**
**Dr. Katana looks up at him, annoyed**
Quatre: Ooops.....**runs out, leaving the dolphin on purpouse**
~*~Duo's appointment~*~
Duo: **lying down on the chair/bench thingy** I Am The Shinigami!
I don't need to be here!
Dr. Kantana: Yes you do, now tell me whats wrong...
Duo: Nothing is wrong with me! I am the shinigami! Look at my sexy braid and realize that I am your god!
Dr. Kantana: **talks as she writes down in her little notebook** Thinks he is someone he is not....
Duo: Bow and worship me mortal! **stands up on the table and puts up peace signs**
Dr. Kantana: Oh lordy....
~*~Heero's appointment~*~
Heero: Is she here?! Is she here?! Don't let her get me!!!
Dr: Let who get you?
Heero: Relena! She's stalking me! She latches on to me like a leech and I can't take it anymore!!
Dr: Relax Heero, she's not here...
Heero: Good....
Relena: **Comes in through the window, and latches on to Heero** My Heero! My Heero! **pulls out a gun, and points it at the doctor** Did you touch my Heero?!
Dr: No.....oO;;
Relena: Good! **snuggles Heero**
Heero: **is being squished** Heeeellllp meeeee! >.<';'
~*~Wufei's apointment~*~
Dr: Ok Wufei, why don't you tell me why your so mean to everyone?
Wufei: I dunno doc...I had a pretty rough homelife...I mean, I grew up in a shrine, and never knew my parents, and then I became a gundam pilot....Its just so confusing! **starts sobbing**
Dr: There there Wufei, It'll be ok...
Wufei: No it wont! I want my mommy! **cries like a little pansy**
Dr: Ok, now why do you hate women?
Wufei: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dr: God these people are idiots...
Wufei: **pulls out his Kantana and points it at her** WHAT, did you say, WOMAN?!
Dr: nothing, nothing at all....next appointment!
~*~Trowa's appointment~*~
Dr: I don't see why they made you come here Trowa, you seem like a nice young boy ^-^
Trowa: Of course I do, but I am a lone soldier, I must pretend to be this way! Don't you see you fool?! I am ALLLLOOOOONNNNNEEEE!
Dr: ?? Ok then....So how is your relationship with Quatre?
Trowa: **suddenly acts normal again** Oh, its good, its good, how is your relationship with Tony?
Dr: I don't know anyone named Tony...
Trowa: AHA! So you admit it!
Dr: Admit what?
Trowa: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I win! ^________^
Dr: Whatever.....Oo''
~*~And finaly, what you've been waiting for, Quatre's apointment~*~
Dr. So Quatre, I hear that a little dolphin doll has been telling you to do bad stuff, am I correct?
Quatre: **Stares straight ahead at the Dolphin doll sitting on the doctors desk** Oo''
Dr: Um, Quatre??
Dolphin: Hey Quatre, why don't you see if you can throw her out the window? It'll make pretty designs when she hits the ground...
Quatre: I can't kill her...I'd get in more trouble!
Dr: ?? Who are you talking to Quatre??
Quatre: Can't you here it?! Can't you here the fuzzy wuzzy dolphin talking?!
Dr: Um....no....But why don't you tell me what he's saying?
Dolphin: Tell her she has a tight little ass, tell her I said it...
Quatre: The dolphin said you have a tight little ass...
Dr: WTF?! Get out of my office you sick little boy!
Dolphin: Hurry! Throw her out the window and use your fathers powerful political influence to keep from getting in trouble!
Quatre: Ok! **pushes the Dr out of the window, but its not even off the ground**
**Dr. Katana looks up at him, annoyed**
Quatre: Ooops.....**runs out, leaving the dolphin on purpouse**