Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Day spent in Duo Maxwell's Brain ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Oi, it's been aloooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg time since I've updated. I haven't had much inspiration lately........Not much for humor anyways...........Anyways, let's continue.

This is the final chapter of the day spent in Duo Maxwell's brain. Well, I guess that's not the best title for it now since I have added the other pilots in as well but I'm sticking with it. Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes too. My Beta reader is away for the weekend and I want to surprise her by putting up this chapter.

I want to thank everyone that reviewed me, especially the people who gave me these ideas for the last 2 chapters.

*Pushes disclaimer forward*

Disclaimer- Wishful Thinker (a.k.a. Raijra) doesn't own anything related to Gundam Wing. Or anything thing else. All she owns is this plot.

Thank you disclaimer

Disclaimer- *scowls*

Aww, come on turn that frown upside down! *Whacks disclaimer on the back* you can't be sad.

Disclaimer- *is passed out on the floor*

*Grins sheepishly* Oops, my aim was a little off and I hit him in the head. Oh well, let's continue with the last chapter of The day spent in Duo Maxwell's brain....

The Day Spent in Duo Maxwell's brain (sorry, it's getting kinda repetitive)

The day...Oops already said that, on with the fic!

After Wufei had calmed down slightly and washed all that green slimly stuff off his face, Heero's laptop let out yet another annoying screech. One noise that all the pilots had come to fear.

"Please don't tell me we have another mission" Quatre whimpered, his face going pale. Heero shook his head.

"That's just the sound to tell us that we have to start our next mission now" he explained hurriedly, frantically typing something. Trowa came into the living room just as Heero closed his laptop and stood up.

"Wufei refuses to come down," Trowa said monotonously.

"I wonder why? We picked out a nice enough outfit for him" Quatre asked outloud, looking confused.

"That explains it then!" Wufei shouted from somewhere in the house.

"I'll get Wufei to come down, you go find that good for nothing baka" Heero grunted, leaving the room in search for pilot 05. Quatre shrugged and went to the kitchen where he had last seen Duo.

*~*

As Quatre entered the kitchen, he saw something that made him want to turn around and run back out. There sat Duo, sitting on the kitchen floor, with a huge grin on his face. What was the problem, you might ask? Beside Duo, was an empty 2-pound bag of sugar.

"Allah, help us all" Quatre murmured, as Duo bounced up off the floor and out of the kitchen.

*~*

2 hours later, Heero, Trowa, Quatre, a very hyper Duo, and a very reluctant Wufei entered Relena's mansion. "I still don't see why we had to come" Wufei grumbled, lagging behind the group.

"It's a mission. We must accept all missions" Heero replied tonelessly.

"It could be worse," Quatre said cheerfully. He was used to these kinds of parties.

"Yeah, we could be stuck baby-sitting some really hyper kids" Trowa added. Wufei ran to catch up with the group.

"Isn't Maxwell bad enough to baby-sit?"

"Hush, here comes Relena" Quatre whispered as Relena approached them, dressed in a frilly pink dress, with yards of lace decorating the hem that trailed on the ground.

"Heero, Wufei, Trowa, Quatre, and Duo! I'm so glad you could make it" Relena said in a syrupy sweet voice that made the pilots cringe.

(A.N: *shoots death glare at Relena* heh, in case you didn't notice, I don't like ANY of the girls from gundam wing. If you can't stand me insulting them, don't read this fic. Back to the story)

"Hello Miss Relena" Quatre said politely, bowing slightly. Relena smiled widely.

"Hello Quatre, how are you?" Relena replied formally, curtsying.

"We're all fine" Quatre replied cheerfully. Relena turned towards Heero, who was busy giving Duo one of his famous deathglares.

"Heero, long time no see," she said warmly. Heero transferred his gaze to Relena's face.

"Hn"

"Haven't changed one bit, have you" she said warmly.

"Hn"

"Why don't you come mingle with me?"

"Hn"

"Alright, I'll see you later then," Relena said disappointedly as she walked away to go and great more of her guests.

*~*
Brains talking

Duo's brain- Oh goodie! More people to call! *picks up brain phone and dials 787*

Relena's brain: It's like a graveyard. A few withered brain cells are scattered on the ground. The ringing echoes hollowly through out. A shaky arm appears and picks up but the phone but then the arm turns to dust and the phone falls to the ground with a loud clunk.

Duo's brain-Um, hello? Is anyone there?? Hello?

Relena's brain- *dead silence*

Duo's brain-Hello?? Come on, someone talk to me!!

Relena's brain-*yet another withered arm reaches up and presses the play button on a tape recorder. Fuzzy static echoes through out*

Duo's brain-okay...I'm confused.....

Relena's brain- *tape starts* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GGGGGGGEEEEETTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< br>
Duo's brain-oh my shinigami!! She's at it again!!!

Relena's brain- HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE...HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE.....HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE EE.....HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

(a.n - if you couldn't tell the tape is stuck in one place)

Duo's brain-okay... I'll call back.....*quickly hangs up phone* Okay, now I'm bored. *A loud crash in the background* What was that??

Duos' brain (another cell)- sir? We have a problem...we're under attack by the...*insert evil music here* the sugar.....

Duo's brain (lead cell)- well, if it's a battle they want, it's a battle they'll get!! EVERYONE CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* A bunch of cells grab their trusty steeds (in this case gundams) and gallop to battle, scythes in hand*

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People talking

"Duo! Stop doing that!" Quatre scolded, whacking Duo's hand. Duo looked at the blonde, his violet eyes filled with tears.

"Stop doing what?" he asked innocently.

"You know exactly what I mean. Stop tapping people on the shoulder and running away before they have time to turn around" Quatre replied, frowning slightly. Duo stamped his foot.

"But Q-man! I'm bored!!!" he whined. Heero choose this exact moment to come over and whack Duo across the back of the head.

"Stop it baka. We're supposed to be behaving. Do you want to get us kicked out?" Heero growled.

"Yes"

"Keep it up then"

"Heero! If we get kicked out, we won't be able to complete out mission" Quatre cried. Heero's eyes glazed over with a strange shine.

"Must complete mission" he muttered, looking straight ahead. "Must complete".

"What did you do that for Quatre?" Duo complained, scowling. "Now we can't go home early!" and with that, Duo marched off, braid swinging. Quatre shook his head and went back to mingling.

*~*
20 minutes later...

Quatre was cheerfully talking to some of Relena's IMPORTANT guests when he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

"Please excuse me," the blonde said politely and turned around to see whom exactly had tapped him on the shoulder. To his surprise...it's was Dorothy Catellonia.

(a.n- *shoots death glare at Dorothy* She tried to kill my Quatre!!! Anywho, I'm not sure if that's how you spell her last name...so if I didn't spell it right, could someone send me the correct spelling? Thanx)

"Hello Miss Dorothy" Quatre said formally. "You look well". He had forgiven her for the incident on Peace Million.

"So do you" Dorothy replied stiffly.

"You have given up your ways of war?"

"No, what would be the point of that?" she said coldly. She was mad that she hadn't managed to finish the blonde off during their battle. Quatre was noticeably surprise by this comment.

"Well, I must go and mingle with the crowd you know" she said tonelessly, after a few minutes of uncomfortable silence. She stalked off, leaving a very relieved Quatre. Duo caught site of Dorothy out of the corner off his eye. The violet orbs lit up.

"A victim" he muttered, rubbing his palms together in anticipation. He started to plan what he was going to do.

*~*

Brain's talking:

Duo's brain- Whew *wipes sweat from brow * that should hold the enemy ((sugar)) off for awhile. Let's see who else we can talk to...*Dials 888*

Dorothy's brain: It looks like a little baby's room with a white crib and various toys scattered about. A Playskool phone rings and a toddler cell crawls over and answers it.

Dorothy's brain: Helwo?

Duo's brain-um, hi? Is this Dorothy's brain?

Dorothy's brain- maybe, maybe not

Duo's Brain-*sighs * Well, tell me the truth!

Dorothy's brain-what does twuth mean?

Duo's brain-well it means...oh, never mind. Just tell me if you want to help me fight the sugar.

Dorothy's brain: *springs to life* sugar???? Me like sugar. Me like song to sing with sugar!!!

Duo's brain-* jaw hangs open*

Dorothy's brain- this is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing that not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll... this is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing that not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll...


Duo's brain-ummmm...goodbye!!!!!!! *slams down phone * oh boy. Now I've seen everything.

Duo's brain (another cell)-um sir? There's another problem.

Duo's brain (leader)- well, what is it?

Duo's brain (other cell)- the sugar is retreating...it was saying something about jokes, sir.

Duo's brain (leader)- please lord, save all the good people out there. They don't deserve to be traumatized for life!

*~*
People talking:

Duo slide up to Wufei who was sulking in the corner and poked him.

"Hey Wuffles. Wanna get out of this party?" the braided boy asked coyly. Wufei merely grunted. "Aw! Come on! It'll be fun!"

"Go away baka or your braid will be chopped off"

Duo brought his braid protectively around his shoulder and stroked it lovingly. "Please? I wont tease you about...about...your........." Duo couldn't seem to continue. He had finally got a good look at what Quatre had picked out for the Chinese boy. Wufei was wearing black dress pants complete with spiffy black shoes. He also sported a neon pink shirt with a red rose pattern.

"I'm going to kill Quatre" Pilot 05 muttered under his breathe and Duo fell on the floor laughing. After a few minutes Duo was able to control his laughter to a few giggles and got up. Duo was wearing black dress pants also but he had black high top sneakers on with a plain black dress shirt.

"Are you sure you won't help me?" Duo asked one last time, placing a hand on Wufei's tense shoulder. He jumped back however when a spark of electricity (A.N-not romantic!!) was transferred to his hand. "Ouch!" Wufei brushed his hand away.

"No, and that's final!" he growled. Duo stepped back cradling his hand.

"Fine then" Duo replied hotly, before stopping off to go and perfect his plans.

Stepping off to the side of the room, Duo took refuge in the shadows to pinpoint his victims...er...friends...

Spotting Relena with Heero, a single, solitary, EXTREMELY destructive thought entered his mind. "The best way to bring down a party is to take care of the hostess" he muttered, heading over there.

*~*
Brain's talking:

Heero's brain (leader): no...must...stop...personality...get the heavy artillery!

Heero's brain (soldier): sir? Surely you can't mean...the gas?

Heero's brain (leader): yes I do mean the gas! But you have to transfer it to Ms. Personality talking to us, got it?

Heero's brain (soldier); *gulps * you're the boss sir...*turns around* You heard him! Get the gas bomb ready!

*~*

People talking:

Duo casually waltzed up to the talking pair. He had the perfect plan to get rid of Relena for the night. "Hello Ms. Relena" He said politely, holding out his hand for her to shake. "It's nice to see you". Relena smiled sweetly.

"Hello to you to Duo" she replied shaking his hand, but by doing that, she received a huge electric shock. "Ouch" she cried, quickly with drawing her hand.

"Are you okay?" the braided pilot asked with fake worry in his voice.

Relena nodded. "I'll be fin..." Then something happened that proved the exact opposite.

*~*
Brain's talking:

Duo's brain-*hiding from sugar* what's going on? Has Relena's brain shut down?

Heero's brain-oh my god! I don't believe it! Have we actually won the war?

Trowa's brain-bigproblembigproblembigproblem!needhelpneedhelpneedhelpneedhelp!!

Quatre's brain-Ummmmmm, we are one with the floor...ummmmmmm...we are one with faintingness...Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wufei's brain-omg! Our poor girlfriend has fainted, everyone get some trendy clothing to wake her up with!

Dorothy's brain-why she falls downs and goes boom?

Relena's brain: *complete silence, no brain cells are left alive *
*~*

People talking:

Relena has fallen to the floor, stiff as a board, her eyes slightly opened and they seemed to be glazed over. A crowd grouped around them, trying to help the hostess. Duo blinked owlishly. He hadn't expected THAT to happen. He then started to pout. He hadn't even put his plan into action.

"What did you do?" Heero asked in his oh so common monotone voice.

"I didn't do anything" Duo whined. "I was planning something but she fainted before I had a chance to".

Heero smirked. "Thank you baka" he muttered, before walking away to join his fellow stoic pilots (Trowa and Wufei) in a corner. Duo pouted even more and then noticed something strange. Quatre was sitting on the floor, legs crossed. Pilot 02 walked carefully over to him. "Q?"

Quatre had his eyes closed and he was swaying back and forth mystically. "Ummmm, we are one with the floor" he chanted. "Umm, we are one with peace, let peace be our guide". Quatre happened to be wearing a cream colored suit. His jacket was removed showing a light pink pastel colored shirt. Duo shook his head and looked around the room for someone else to talk to...instead another weird site met his eyes. Dorothy was crawling around on the floor, giggling like a little kid. He again shook his head and turned in a different direction to find Wufei right infront of his face.

"Hey Wufei! DO you know what's going on?" Duo asked, sounding slightly worried. Wufei smiled slightly as Duo failed to notice pilot 05's glazed eyes.

"Oh Duo, I just love what you're done with your hair" he squeaked, voice higher than normal. The braided boy's eyes widened. Wufei was acting like...like...a girl! He spun around; Heero was taking shelter under the coffee table, like he was under attack, just like before in the mall. 'This is all starting to make..." Duo thought before his eyes glazed over. His brain was taking over his body as well...but it's much worse than that...

*~*

Brain's talking:

Quatre's brain: ummmmm, friends, come join me in our chant!

Wufei's brain: ohhhh! So many pretty clothes, we must look at them all!

Heero's brain: we're losing again!! TOO MUCH PERSONALITY!!! *trys to hide * I'm going down fighting!

Trowa's brain: funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny!!!!

Duo's brain: please...someone...help me! The sugar is taking over!

Duo's brain (sugar)-squirrels...I like squirrels...let's chase some squirrels!!

Duo's brain (cell)-oh my shinigami!

Dorothy's brain: where's my teddy bear???

Relena's brain-*still no activity *

*~*

People talking:

The sugar had taken over Duo...His violet eyes glazed over, he crouched down on the floor, like an animal waiting to attack it's prey. "Squirrels" he mumbled. "Must catch them". His gaze darted to a certain spot on the floor. "Must...get...SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and with that Duo charged like a rampaging dog chasing an imaginary squirrel. Imaginary squirrels are no easier to catch than real ones. It apparently darted up the wall and teased Duo as it sat on the chandelier hanging from the ceiling. Duo growled and pawed at the wall with his hands; his futile attempts to climb it.

While all this as happening, Trowa stood leaning in a corner, chuckling slightly. Suddenly, the authoress decides to make an entrance.

Wishful Thinker: Trowa, you did this didn't you?

Trowa: I have no clue what you're talking about

Wishful Thinker: THIS! *Waves hand around room * Change them all back! Now!

Trowa-*still smirking* no

Wishful Thinker- don't make me get out the...picture

Trowa- *face pales * are you serious?

Wishful Thinker-*waves picture around * dead serious

Trowa-*grumbling* fine *snaps fingers and everyone wakes up from their trances *

Wishful Thinker-thank you *storms out of room *

Heero groans and gets up from under the table. "What happened?" he asked, rubbing his head. Quatre also returns to the group.

"I feel the same way you do Heero" the Arabian replied, rubbing his leg muscles. Wufei soon came over after that, looking slightly confused.

"Does anyone know what's going on?" Heero, Wufei, Trowa and Quatre shook their heads.

"No idea" they all said at once. Of course, Trowa wasn't about to admit what he had done.

"Where's the braided baka?" Wufei growled, looking around the room. He spotted Duo sitting by the wall looking up at the ceiling in bewilderment.

"Why do I keep thinking about squirrels?" Duo mumbled. "And why do I have the sudden urge to find a fire hydrant?"

Dorothy was indeed back to normal too along with Relena who was just getting up with some help from her loyal zombies...er...I mean friends. "I think someone put something in the punch" Trowa said quietly. "I also think we've completed our mission so we can go home now". Everyone agreed and they went to get Duo.

*~*

Brain's talking:

Duo's brain: *peeks around corner * looks like the sugar wore off finally. All right everyone! We have work to do! *Everyone comes out from his/her hiding places * Let's get a move on people!

Trowa's brain: iruleiruleiruleiruleiruleiruleiruleirule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quat re's brain: ummmmmmmmmmmmm, we are one......we are one

Wufei's brain: let's get some beauty sleep girls! We need our happy faces tomorrow!

Heero's brain (leader): STOICS RULE!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down *

Heero's brain (soldier): sir! Watch out for the gas bomb!

Heero's brain (leader): *knocks it off cliff * uh oh, where's it going?

Heero's brain (soldier): to Ms. Personality

*~*

People talking:

The tired and confused pilots walked out of Relena's mansion. Just as the exited the house, a loud rumbling noise was heard and screams could be heard from the inside. Everyone automatically looks over at Heero.

"Hey, I didn't set off a bomb okay?" he growled.

"Sure ya didn't Hee-chan" Duo replied, smiling. Heero shot him a famous death glare and reached into his pocket.

"I can blow up the house if you'd like". He had pulled out a self-detonation switch. Just as he was pushing the button, Quatre lunged at the stoic boy and knocked the switch out of his hand.

"No, you mustn't" the blonde cried. "Knowing our luck, we'll get an even worse mission as punishment".

"Hn". The pilots proceeded to walk home. A curious squirrel came over and examined the switch. Deciding it didn't look like a very tasty nut, he left it alone and went back to his tree for some much-deserved sleep. He had been chased by a crazy guy with a braid!

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Duo's brain: And so we end this fic, "a day in the life of Duo Maxwell's brain". I hope everyone enjoyed this and realized that it's really hard to be a brain cell. Especially up here. Anywho, I hope you're join us tomorrow when we'll be...*a cell taps shoulder* What is it? *cell goes on tiptoes and whispers into main cell's ear * What do ya mean that this is the end? Stupid funding cuts for muses! I guess that you won't be joining us next time because there won't be a next time! Well, I hope everyone liked it and go check out Wishful Thinker's other fics!

The end!

I hope that everyone liked it and thank you to everyone who reviewed! And I'm sorry it's a bit crazy...the sugar took over my brain...I wonder what's going on in the some other brains...perhaps Yugi's? *insert evil laugh here * Maybe...just maybe...they'll be next...

Wishful Thinker