Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The G-Boys at Six Flags ❯ The Resturant ( Chapter 2 )

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The G-boys At Six FlagsRalien2: The Resturant

Duo: Well! That was fun!*Coming out of the bathroom, all sparkly clean* It's 5:00, let's go.I don't want to!!! I wanna ride more rides!! *They all try to pull him through the turnstiles but to no avail**To Heero* I think we'll have to drug him to get him out. *Heero nods and takes out a syringe*AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Poke* YOU JUST WAIT, I'LL GET MY LAWYERS AND SUE YOUR ASSES TO HELL , NO ONE STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
the vanI'll drive. *Gets in and feels something weird in the seat, but is too pissed at Relena to care*Mwahahaha...Is there something wrong with you, Duo? Your voice sounds like a dying cat!:( Can I help it if I can't evil laugh good?Yes!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*Puts on seatbelt* Fine.. rub it in my face.I will, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!Be quiet, Wufei!You shut-up, you baka pansy!!That's Quatre!Oh... yeah.Everybody shut-up, we're going. *Starts driving*Let's go to the resturant that's right next door to the hotel!Yeah!Alright. *He unknowingly starts sliding down in his seat**Thinking* Alright.. my plan is coming into action.. or wait no, my plan is going according to plan.. or wait, my plan- *Thought are interrupted by screams of terror by pedestrians as Heero, who is all the way below the steering wheel drives towards them*I think he fell asleep... uh oh.Uh oh what?Uh oh, Spagettios (I have no idea how to spell that). *Gets whacked* OW! Uh oh, we're about to crash into the resturant!Quick! Take the wheel! *Trowa takes the wheel and turns just in time*Bakas.*Getting up* Ugh.. who put superglue on my seat?Fast drying superglue!*Glare*Uh oh, Spa *Whack* OW!!!You know that the fumes made me fall asleep, you realize you could've killed us all!Sorry...You get to pay for dinner and dessert.WHAT?!!! .......... Fine.Good, cause here we are. *They go into the parking lot for McDonald's*HEY!!!! The resturant I'm talking about is over there!! *Points to a really fancy, sappy, weird resturant*Damn.. didn't think you'd notice. *They roll into the parking lot, stop, and get out, or atleast try to get out*I'm stuck to my seat.Me too.*Gets out easily* HAH!!!You forgot about me. *Slams door behind him, and tries to get to Duo, but can't* My hand.Looks like I didn't forget you, either!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *Walks into resturant laughing*I'm the only one who gets to kill him.Dang....*Walks into restuarant and looks around* Oooh, fancy.guy: Do you have a reservation?Yes, I am with Quatre Winner.guy: *Looks through book* Oh! Let me show you to your table! *Leads Duo over to a large table for 5 right under a chandelier*Thank you, now leave.guy: But shouldn't there be 4 others?*Glares at the man* That is none of your business.guy: Of course. *Calls a waiter over and leaves*What would you like to drink?A Sprite.*Looks at him strangely* We do not serve "sprite" here. But we do have varous wines and martinis.*Eyes light up at the mention of martini* I'll have a martini.It will be right up, sir. *Walks away to the bar**Yelling as loud as he can* HURRY IT UP, MAN!!! I WANT MY MARTINI ASAP!! STAT!!! CHOP CHOP!!!!!!!! *Waiter comes back with Duo's martini and earplugs in his ears*Here you go, sir. *Hands Duo his martini and walks away to another table**Chugs it down and belches loudly* Yum!rich old lady: Well, I never!!*Starting to get drunk* Never what? Never got any?old lady: *Gasps and faints, her husband gets up and walks over to Duo*old lady's husband: I'll have you know...*Fully drunk* Whoa! Seeing you, now I KNOW that BOTH of you haven't got any!!! You're just both 80 year old virgins, mwahahahahahaAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Collaspes on the spot**Comes in and sees the commotion* He must have had a martini. *Picks him up and takes him back to the car*minutes later*Wakes up, looks around, sees various knifes, swords, and guns pointed at him, falls back asleep*He went back to sleep!Let's just get to another restuarant, I have an idea! *They drive on*minutes laterarrives at the restuarant and go in, carrying Duo, who is still asleep, and go to their table.What's your idea?You'll see. *Signals waiter and orders a bowl of tomato soup* :)other 3: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *The waiter comes back and hands Quatre the soup, then Quatre pours the soup down Duo's pants*O_O AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up and runs to the bathroom*others, except Heero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *When Duo comes back, with a red stain on his black pants, the others are civil*Thanks a lot. Besides, how'd you get the superglue off?That's none of your business.*Sits down* Okay, whatever. *A waiter comes to oder their food*What are your orders?*Looks at menu* Hmm, I'll have a steak, well-done and soup.*Looks at menu* I'll have soup.I'll also have soup.I'll have your lobster platter, and soup.I'll have a steak, rare.You don't want soup?No...*Writes their orders down in book* They will be right up. *Walks away**Fidgets and tries to wipe off more of the red stain* I can't believe you guys did this to me!!And that's not even revenge for what you did to us.Yeah, the revenge will be painful.Expect pain.Lots of it.You guys are freaking me out. *Stands up to go get more napkins, but a girl stops him*Hey, excuse me, miss, but if you need a pad, I have one. *Digs around in her purse*@_@... A.. pad....?Yeah, it's obvious that you've started your period right now, seeing that red stain. Here! *Hands Duo something really small* Sorry, I only have a compact tampon. O_O ....... ....... ....... ....... A ...... ...... compact ...... ...... ...... tampon ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!*Looks at Duo weirdly* Yeah, you take off the wrapping, then you-I'm a BOY!!!!!!!!@_@ Oh my... *Faints*pilots: *Snicker**Glares at them* You SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!! *Stomps off to the bathroom*Where's our food? *Just then the waiter comes back with their food* Speak of the devil.Here you all go, and enjoy! *Walks off to another table* *Eats some soup* This soup is delicious!3: Good thing we got some, too. *They eat on while Duo comes out of the bathroom, the stain still plainly visible and goes to the salad bar**Looks at various stuff* Mmmm. *Picks up plate and starts piling it up*You picked a good restuarant, Quatre. *Doesn't notice Relena sneaking up behind his chair*Thanks. *Then Relena jumps up to glomp Heero but Duo walks by with his plate stacked to the heavens and accidentally trips her, making her fall on her face into Heero's soup*Oops. *Sits back down at the table and starts digging in**Sees Relena and is not surprised* Waiter, there's a bitch in my soup. *The others shake their heads at his lame joke and continue eating**Is there in a split second* I will get it out for you. *Picks Relena up and throws her outside through the window**Still stuffing his face* Nice breeze.