Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The GW Survival Contest ❯ Rumble on the Island ( Chapter 5 )

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Okay, I'm back and finally have the next part up. Once again, I don't
own the Gundam Wing story, characters, or anything. I'm just a fan.

Note to all Crimson Wings readers: I won't be updating the fic until
after I'm done with this GW story. If you're desperate for more, you
can check the older version of the story on ff.net. It's all the way
to chapter nine right now.

GW Survival Contest Part Five:

Rumble on the Island

Hilde: Her eyebrows? Now how stupid is that?!

Cathy: Does this mean she's...she's...

Sally: ...dead. Yes, I'm afraid Dorothy is dead now. There's no way
she could have escaped this vicious animal. Look at the size of the
footprints.

Cathy: What are her eyebrows doing here anyways?

Sally: What kind of a dumb question is that?! That bear was smart
enough to spit those eyebrows out. Can you imagine how many holes
those pointed things can put in a stomach?

Relena: So what do we do now?

------two seconds of silence-------------

Hilde: Oh well, Let's go get something to eat.

G-girls: Yea!!!

Cathy: Let's have some more of that leftover moose.

*******Back at the g-boys camp********

Quatre: We have to stay on this island for the rest of today and
tomorrow; so to insure our survival, I have made the same special
protection uniform that Wufei is wearing for all of us.

Heero: Quatre, don't you think this is going just a bit too far?

:::All four g-boys are now wearing stupid outfits much like Wufei's.
Duo has a grass skirt on and a funky-looking vegetable hanging from
his neck and Heero's his hair is now a strange shade of purple (he
swore to kill Quatre if he made him wear the grass skirt).:::

Duo: This is stupid! Grass skirts? Dyed hair? Who's big idea was this
anyway?

Wufei *deathglare*: You, Maxwell.

Duo: ^__^ ....Oh yeah.

:::Heero searches for a gun but of course he doesn't have one thanks
to me ^^, so instead he brings out his fists towards Quatre:::

Heero: I will kill you.

Quatre *sweatdrops nervously*: Take it easy Heero. We shouldn't fight;
it wouldn't be the right thing. I'm only trying to help. You wouldn't
want Pinkbeard to get you would you?

Wufei: He can take Maxwell.

Duo: What?!

Quatre: Wufei, you might jinx him!!

Wufei: *grits his teeth* Winner....

Quatre: Yes, Wufei-kun?

Wufei: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH PINKBEARD AND ALL THIS HOCUS POCUS, MAGIC
CRAP!!!

Quatre *huge, teary eyes*: You don't have to be so mean.

Wufei: Only the weak believe in that sort of thing. I thought an
intellectual person like you would know better than to believe in old
wive's tales. Winner, answer me honestly, do you really believe in all
this foolishness such as pinkbearded ghosts, noses, and magic
vegetables?

Quatre: Well...there has been a lot of weird occurrences on this
island.

Wufei: Foolishness!!

Heero: Will you guys stop arguing so that we can go look for Trowa?

Quatre *eyes watering up*: Poor Trowa-kun...

Duo: Way to go Heero, you've turned the water fountain on.

Heero: We should stop wasting time and look for Trowa. Who knows where
he his and what could have happened to him. Maybe he's...

Wufei: Shut Up!

Heero: What's wrong with you?

Wufei: I was afraid you would get Quatre to start crying and say that
Trowa was dead.

Quatre: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TROOOOOWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Heero: Hn...

Duo: Smart move, Wu-man.

Heero: Come on guys. :::He walks into the forest with his new hair
look:::

Quatre: Don't worry, Trowa! We'll save you!

******When the g-girls return to camp, they find a little surprise
waiting for them*******

Cathy: Our camp!

Relena: It looks like a hurrican hit it!

Sally: Our tents are down.

Hilde: Alright! Who did this?! Someone was messing with my beret
collection!

Sally: The guys.

Cathy: They must be getting us back for messing with their tent.

Sally: Well, they didn't have to do all this; this place is wrecked.
Ooooohh, I bet that hotheaded "Mr. Man of Justice" Wufei was in the
lead of all this. It was his tent. Wait until I get my hands on him,
I'll show him just how scary a woman can be!

Relena: Look at this!

:::The g-girls looked at a piece of the tent Relena was holding up.
Painted onto it was a short message:

"You are next. PB":::

Cathy: PB?

Hilde: Pinkbeard?

Sally: They've stolen my hair twists! They will pay dearly for this.

Hilde: I'm gonna kill Mr. god of death.

Cathy: Let's go!

Relena: Ladies, ladies wait. There are better options on how to settle
all this. I say we organize a meeting and try to make a peace
settlement.

Sally: This is not war, Relena.. this is personal.

G-girls except for Relena: Onward!

**********Somewhere in the deep woods, the g-boys are searching for
Trowa**************

Quatre: Do you see anything?

Wufei: No.

Duo: Hey Quatre, what's Wu-man doing up in a tree? Has he learned a
new trick?

Wufei*sarcastically*: Ha, Ha. Acutally, I'm looking for Trowa but so
far all I've seen is trees and more trees.

Duo: Really. Then while you're at it, try fixing your grass skirt
'cause unfortunately down here we can see a lot more besides trees.

:::Wufei turns red as he fixes his skirt:::

Wufei: You think you're so funny, Maxwell.

Duo: *rolling over with laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wufei: *tone dripping with sarcasm* Hmph...you're just the funny man
whom everybody loves, the all-time favorite and most popular one in
the group whom everyone worships.

Duo: Well...I would call it charm. You know, I could give you a few
pointers, just remember--

**THONK!**

:::A random coconut flies from the tree, hitting Duo squarely on the
head and the poor shinigami falls to the ground unconscious.:::

Quatre: Wufei, how could you!

**********Fifteen minutes later*************

Wufei: I feel like we've searched the entire forest. Where is Barton?

Heero: I think my back's going to give out.

Wufei: You can put that bumbling fool Maxwell down for a moment,
Heero. We should take a short break.

Quatre: No! We can't keep Trowa alone in the wilderness any longer.

Wufei: Winner, I'm tired and my feet hurt.

Quatre: Well, you've got those Chinese shoes of yours and I'm wearing
these five hundred dollar shoes of mine but I'm not complaining!

Heero *low almost to a whisper*: Quiet! Did you guys here that?

Wufei: Here what?

:::A low sound of footsteps in the forest::::

Heero: That. Someone's coming.

Quatre: Oh no, it's Pinkbeard. Hide me!

Wufei: Get off of me you pathetic weakling! Sometimes I wonder how you
became a Gundam pilot.

:::The footsteps get closer and Heero and Wufei, although having
trouble since Quatre is going hysterical, get ready for whatever it is
that's coming:::

G-girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

G-boys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Relena: Heero? Is that you?

Heero: Where you expecting someone else?

Relena: Why are you guys wearing face paint and grass skirts?

Hilde: And why's Duo asleep?

Sally: Enough with this. We have something to settle.

Relena: *sighs* Please, Sally...

Sally: We saw your little deed. We discovered your "oh so brilliant
idea."

Quatre: You mean you saw me milking the chipmunk for our daily source
of calcium?

Sally: O.O Ummm...no...

Quatre: Oh.

Heero: *quickly runs to a random bush*

Wufei: I thought those pancakes you made tasted a bit peculiar.

Hilde: No, we found our campsite in ruins because of you.

Wufei: What are you talking about, woman?

Cathy: You know what we're talking about! You guys wrecked our
campsite while we were away to get back at us for writing stuff on
your tent.

Wufei: So you're the insolent fools you destroyed my tent! How dare
you destroy an elite fighters dwelling?! How dare you!

Quatre: Wait a minute! We didn't destroy your campsite, honest. We
thought it was Pinkbeard that messed up Wufei's tent.

Hilde: A likely story. Only an idiot would believe in stories like
that.

:::Quatre keeps silent:::

Hilde *threateningly picking up a coconut*: Let's teach them a lesson
girls.

Sally and Cathy: Yeah!

Relena: No!

Quatre: No fair! Four against three. Wait-where's Dorothy?

Sally: She's gone now, and so will you when I'm done.

Quatre: Oh no! Duo, wake up!

Wufei: *gets into a fighting stance* Bring it on! I haven't had a good
challenge in a long time.

::::The two forces move in, and clash together into a fierce battle of
fists and coconuts. Heero is wrestling with Cathy (not that kind of
wrestling!!) Sally starts to hit Wufei on the head with his own gourd,
and Hilde is easing in towards Quatre who is still trying to wake up
Duo.::::

Quatre *talking to Duo, although he's still unconscious*: No!! Will
anything save us now, old friend? *looking up into the sky* Will
anything stop the fighting?

::::Suddenly, a strange noise from nearby halts all the action and
fighting stops:::

Hilde: What the heck was that?

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That's it for now!! What was that strange noise? Is it Trowa? Is it
Dorothy (if she's still alive)? Is it Pinkbeard? Or is it somebody or
something else? Will they ever find Trowa? Will Duo ever wake up? Will
Quatre find a better source for their daily calcium? Will I stop
asking questions and shut up?

Find out in the next part of the Survival contest. Bye for now!!

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