Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The GW Survival Contest ❯ Dfire's Stupid Idea ( Chapter 1 )

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Note: During a strange leaf-collecting hunt at my school, I was
inspired to write this fanfic.

The GW Survival Contest

Chapter One: Dfire's Stupid Idea

:::Dfire pops up out of nowhere into fanfiction space:::

Greetings, Konnichiwa, Bienvenidos, Aloha, etc., etc. fanfiction
readers!

I am Dfire, your humble authoress. I don't own any of Gundam Wing, I'm
just a fan who felt like torturing the characters in some way.

Heero: What was that?

Dfire: Nothing. ^^ :::She turns to face a large gathering of all the
Gundam boys and gals::: I suppose you're all wondering why you're
here.

Wufei: You're darn right we are! I was in the middle of a training
session when you called me up here!

:::Quatre looks around bewilderingly::: Come to think of it, just
where is "here."

Dfire: This is fanfic space, where crazed bored anime fans like me can
control characters.

Relena: o.O What?

Dfire: Never mind. Now I'll explain why I called you all here. After a
little experience in the woods by my school I came up with the
ingenious idea of a survival contest in the wilderness. There will be
two groups: girls and guys. Each of you will spend two days in the
woods with no modern conveniences and connection to civilization
whatsoever.

That means no electricity, no toilets, no refrigerators, no radios, no
TV, and no laptops.

Heero: O.O

Hilde: That's cruelty!

Quatre: It isn't right!

Trowa: ...!!

Sally: That's the most stupid idea!

Duo: That's a great idea!

Everyone: O.O

Duo: Well...c'mon think about it! Two days in the woods camping out,
hiking, swimming, fishing, singing songs under the stars-it sounds
like fun.

Wufei: Well I don't think it does! I've been in the wilderness alone
with Nataku plenty of times-I don't need this pathetic survival test
to prove my strength. I refuse to participate.

Dfire: Whichever team wins gets $25,000 in cash divided equally
amongst themselves and the losers have to be their personal slaves for
a week.

Wufei: Well in that case I guess I will participate. :::To the other
G-boys:::

You four weaklings will need my experience and my intelligence to
survive this mad woman's game.

Heero: Hmmmm.

:::Quatre whips out a calculator and starts plugging in digits:::

Then if we win that would be $5,000 for the each of us since there are
five of us Gundam pilots. That's almost as much as my weekly
allowance.

Cathy: Well not all of us own an asteroid mining company, Quatre. I'll
spend my prize money on a whole new wardrobe and refurnishing my
trailer room.

Duo: You're speaking like you're gonna win!

Cathy: And we are!!

Wufei: You weak onnas! We'll win that prize money easily and you'll be
serving us men like the women you are!

Dorothy: Is that a challenge?

Dfire: So are we all in this?

G-girls: Yeah!

G-boys except for Heero: Yeah!

Heero: Mission accepted.

Dfire: Okay! :::Whips out a notepad:::

For the gals' team we have Hilde, Cathy, Relena, Dorothy, and Sally.

For the guys' we have Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei. Now am I
forgetting something....Oh yeah! We need team captains! Now, who would
like to be the girls' team captain?

:::All the girls raise their hands::: I do!! Me! No me!! Me!!

Cathy: Relena, you rule your own kingdom for crying out loud! It
wouldn't be fair for you to be team captain.

Relena: Well, I believe that with my personal experience of running a
country we can easily win this contest.

Dorothy: Excuse me Miss Relena if I may sound rude but, wasn't you're
country destroyed?

Relena: -__-

Trowa: Just because you're the main character doesn't mean you get to
be team captain, Heero.

Heero: Hn

Wufei: That captain should me. After all I have spent days in the
wilderness surviving

alone with only Nataku to keep me company.

Duo: I don't think we should have a team captain who gives his Gundam
a pet name.

Wufei: Look who's talking, the boy who calls himself the god of death!

:::In a scream of rage Duo leaps on top of the Chinese pilot and the
two start beating the crap out of each other:::

Quatre: This is wrong you guys. We shouldn't be fighting at all!

Dorothy looks up excitedly: Did somebody say fight?!

Dfire rubs her head because she's starting to get a headache: Okay
guys, that's enough.

I'll have none of that during the survival contest.

Duo: I don't know which will be harder, to survive in the wilderness
or to survive being around Wu-man.

Wufei: What did you call me Maxwell?!!

Dfire: Enough!! I think the best captain for the guys' team would
be--drum roll please!

The sound of drums.

Dfire: ...Quatre!

Quatre: Me? :D

Dfire: Yes you! And you should be proud-

Duo: Waitaminute! How come Quatre gets be team captain?

Dfire: Uhhhh...because I said so?

Wufei: Injustice!! I demand for a recount.

Dfire: After this past election, Wufei, I believe all of us feel that
that technique has been worn out.

Quatre wins and you will just have to deal with it-no recounts.

Quatre: :D

Wufei mutters: injustice

Dfire: And now for the girls! Hmmmm...I think I know just who would
do. Drum roll! Once again, the mysterious sound of drums.

Dfire: Sally!

Sally: Me?

Dfire: Yes you Miss Po.

Sally excitedly: I get to be the boss?

Dorothy: I refuse to take orders from anyone but myself.

Dfire: Okay then, Dorothy. I guess you'll miss out on the $5,000 if
they win.

Dorothy: But of course today is an exception.

Dfire: Good. Okay guys, we have the team captains! Dfire's Gundam Wing
Survival Contest begins tomorrow at dawn!

Now you guys go pack your things and be ready when the sun comes up.

Cathy: We'll be ready--to kick you guys' tails!

Duo: That's what you think. When we win you'll be polishing my
Deathscythe with your two hands from top to bottom.

Cathy: You guys will be cleaning out the elephants' cage for me.

G-boys: Eeeewww!!

Well, that's part one of my little Survival Test fic. Please review
this! It's my very first fanfic ever! If you have any ideas on what
you would like to see the G-boys and/or G-girls do then go ahead and
write to me. I would love to hear what my audience is interested in
seeing. ^__^ Later!!