Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots ❯ The Chibi Day Care ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Yasashii 
Quatre always was the cute one...so we give him a cute job. Fluff and chibis everywhere, don't say I didn't warn you.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
Quatre always was the cute one...so we give him a cute job. Fluff and chibis everywhere, don't say I didn't warn you.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots 04
by: Yasashii
Disclaimers: Here we go again. I don't own it. Leave me alone.
NOTE: This is a Relena-bashing warning. If you want to see her thrown out a window or see her get
mixed up with fire crackers, by all means, read on. Also, if you don't like chibis and extreme
cuteness, you don't belong here, go away. Have fun(or, as they say in Germany)Viel Spass!
~Yasashii
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Morning has arrived and the birds are singing, the roosters are crowing, and the sun is
shining. Sure, out in the country! But in the city, the cars are driving by, the streets are
dirty(hmm...how did that fire hydrant blow up? ;)) and the smog is impenetrable. Then, we hear a
scream coming from the local day care...........
Chibi Relena: Katwa!!! Heero told me that he wanted to kill me again!(zoom in on chibi Heero
pointing a gun made out of legos at chibi Relena)
Chibi Heero: Then stop following me!
Quatre Raberba Winner sighed as the normal fight between chibi Relena and chibi Heero
began anew. Most of the other children were playing nicely with each other, until chibi Duo came
up and tackled or gave a wedgie to some poor, unsuspecting chibi. Then there would be a fight
which Quatre had to break up. For instance, at this moment, c.Duo was sneaking up on c.Noin, who
was too busy to notice c.Duo because she was glomped onto c.Zechs' arm. Quatre couldn't do two
things at once, so....
Quatre: Heero, how many times have I told you that guns are bad and that you can't kill Relena?
(c.Treize walks by)
C.Treize: One million, six hundred and seventy-eight.
C.Heero: Omaeo o korosu, Treize!(points gun at c.Treize and pulls the trigger. A little lego
shoots out and hits c.Treize in the forehead)
C.Treize: Hey, that hurt! Katwa!! Heero shot me!
Quatre: Heero.....do I have to get Wing Zero out?
C.Heero: Hn.(mulls it over) No.
Quatre: Good. Now, your mission is to go to the time out corner and think about what you did.
C.Heero: Mission accepted.(goes to corner. Meanwhile, c.Noin is beating on c.Duo)
Quatre: Noin, leave Duo alone, please.
C.Noin: But, Duo hit me on the head with something and he won't give it to me!
Quatre: (kneeling in front of c.Duo) Duo, let me have it.
C.Duo: Okay........here.(hands him a toy sized scythe)
Quatre: Oi....(someone tackles Quatre from behind)
C.Dorothy: Why can't you die!?(starts knawing on his ankle)
Quatre: Itai!(tries to shake her off, but c.Dorothy just tightens her hold on Quatre's leg.
He sees a squirt gun on a table nearby and shoots c.Dorothy with it.)
C.Dorothy: Nani!?
Quatre: (still squirting her so she becomes soaking wet) Take that! And that! Back, Dorothy,
back!(c.Dorothy gets tired of being wet and scampers away) Whew. I swear that girl has ADD or
something. (puts gun back on table and sees c.Relena whiz by his head.) Oh, great.
Quatre goes to see if c.Relena is okay because she hit the far wall. She stands up and
begins walking away. She is dazed from the.....um.....collision, and bumps into Quatre. That's
when he notices that someone has stuffed fire crackers down her shirt and they were about to go
off any second now.
Quatre: ACK!(tosses c.Relena out the window)
(boom! cackle-sizzle......it's a nice light show!)
C.Relena:(screams incoherently)
Quatre: Who did that!?(silence) Where did I put Wing Zero.....(everyone points at c.Zechs)
C.Zechs: Okay, I did. She was trying to steal my play-doh so I got rid of her.(c.Noin does
cheers for HER c.Zechs. Awwww..)
Quatre: Violence is no way to solve your problems. Tell me if she does it again.
C.Zechs: I don't think she will.(c.Relena walks in with fried hair and clothing torn and sooty
and......well, you get the picture)
Quatre: Oops. Sorry Relena.(c.Relena goes off to sulk in a corner)
As everyone was going back to their regular activities, c.Wufei and c.Sally Po began
playing Candyland. For a while, everything was just fine except for the fact that C.Sally Po has
a habit of winning every game she plays. On the fifth game as c.Sally was passing chocolate
monster near the end, c.Wufei noticed something.......
C.Wufei: You're cheating! You're palming the cards! Sounds like something only a woman would
do.
C.Sally: I'm not cheating!
C.Wufei: A true warrior doesn't cheat or lie. Especially when Candyland is on the line! You
weakling!(whips out a bazooka from hammerspace and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens.
He pulls it again. Nothing happens)
C.Sally: (giggles)
C.Wufei: Nani?(points the bazooka at himself so he can see if anything is stuck. C.Sally sneaks
up on him and pulls the trigger. SPLAT! C.Wufei is now covered in cherry flavored bubble gum,
which WAS stuck in the bazooka.) Well, that was stupid.(c.Sally laughs until c.Dorothy comes up
behind her and shoots her with a water pistol)
C.Sally: HEY! Come back here, you chibi fiend!
(water war ensues)
Hours(and many towels)later, Quatre finally got to sit down and relax. It was finally nap
time. Looking around the room, we see c.Duo sleeping under the window with c.Heero clutching his
braid rather...erm...possessively. C.Relena tries to snuggle up to c.Heero, but the authoress
reminds c.Relena that c.Heero has a lego gun, so she keeps quite a fair distance away. Off in
another corner, c.Zechs and c.Noin are sleeping under the same blanket(awww..). In the opposite
corner, c.Treize is hugging c.Une while in sleep. C.Dorothy is leaning on one side of a big
cabinet, holding the aforementioned water pistol. On the other side of the cabinet, c.Wufei is
cuddling his teddy bear(named Nataku)(awww..). C.Sally Po is hanging halfway off the top of the
said cabinet. Quatre is about to doze off as well when he feels someone tugging at his pant leg.
It is c.Trowa, looking up at him with wide, baleful green eyes.
C.Trowa: Katwa, I can't sleep. Will you hold me?(holds out his arms and his pretty green eyes
become impossibly wider)(Awwwwww......)
Now, how can anyone resist this extreme of chibi cuteness? Quatre sure couldn't.
Quatre: Awww...(picks up c.Trowa and holds him in his lap. C.Trowa yawns cutely and curls up in
Quatre's lap and falls asleep)
After about ten minutes, Quatre was getting tired of holding c.Trowa and his foot was
falling asleep. So Quatre carefully set c.Trowa down. He breathed a sigh of relief as c.Trowa
kept sleeping. For about five seconds. C.Trowa's eyes popped open and looked up at Quatre. His
little chibi eyes began watering, and..................Quatre picked him up again. C.Trowa
quickly fell asleep.
Quatre: (twitching his foot to wake it up, and failing) Great. I'm never gonna be able to
get up.......
End.........(Awwwwwww....I should do more of these more often!)
That wasn't too digustingly kawaii, was it? I just had to do it, especially with the chibi
Trowa thing(cute squealing noises are heard). Till next time!
~Yasashii ;)
by: Yasashii
Disclaimers: Here we go again. I don't own it. Leave me alone.
NOTE: This is a Relena-bashing warning. If you want to see her thrown out a window or see her get
mixed up with fire crackers, by all means, read on. Also, if you don't like chibis and extreme
cuteness, you don't belong here, go away. Have fun(or, as they say in Germany)Viel Spass!
~Yasashii
********************************************* *****************************************************
Morning has arrived and the birds are singing, the roosters are crowing, and the sun is
shining. Sure, out in the country! But in the city, the cars are driving by, the streets are
dirty(hmm...how did that fire hydrant blow up? ;)) and the smog is impenetrable. Then, we hear a
scream coming from the local day care...........
Chibi Relena: Katwa!!! Heero told me that he wanted to kill me again!(zoom in on chibi Heero
pointing a gun made out of legos at chibi Relena)
Chibi Heero: Then stop following me!
Quatre Raberba Winner sighed as the normal fight between chibi Relena and chibi Heero
began anew. Most of the other children were playing nicely with each other, until chibi Duo came
up and tackled or gave a wedgie to some poor, unsuspecting chibi. Then there would be a fight
which Quatre had to break up. For instance, at this moment, c.Duo was sneaking up on c.Noin, who
was too busy to notice c.Duo because she was glomped onto c.Zechs' arm. Quatre couldn't do two
things at once, so....
Quatre: Heero, how many times have I told you that guns are bad and that you can't kill Relena?
(c.Treize walks by)
C.Treize: One million, six hundred and seventy-eight.
C.Heero: Omaeo o korosu, Treize!(points gun at c.Treize and pulls the trigger. A little lego
shoots out and hits c.Treize in the forehead)
C.Treize: Hey, that hurt! Katwa!! Heero shot me!
Quatre: Heero.....do I have to get Wing Zero out?
C.Heero: Hn.(mulls it over) No.
Quatre: Good. Now, your mission is to go to the time out corner and think about what you did.
C.Heero: Mission accepted.(goes to corner. Meanwhile, c.Noin is beating on c.Duo)
Quatre: Noin, leave Duo alone, please.
C.Noin: But, Duo hit me on the head with something and he won't give it to me!
Quatre: (kneeling in front of c.Duo) Duo, let me have it.
C.Duo: Okay........here.(hands him a toy sized scythe)
Quatre: Oi....(someone tackles Quatre from behind)
C.Dorothy: Why can't you die!?(starts knawing on his ankle)
Quatre: Itai!(tries to shake her off, but c.Dorothy just tightens her hold on Quatre's leg.
He sees a squirt gun on a table nearby and shoots c.Dorothy with it.)
C.Dorothy: Nani!?
Quatre: (still squirting her so she becomes soaking wet) Take that! And that! Back, Dorothy,
back!(c.Dorothy gets tired of being wet and scampers away) Whew. I swear that girl has ADD or
something. (puts gun back on table and sees c.Relena whiz by his head.) Oh, great.
Quatre goes to see if c.Relena is okay because she hit the far wall. She stands up and
begins walking away. She is dazed from the.....um.....collision, and bumps into Quatre. That's
when he notices that someone has stuffed fire crackers down her shirt and they were about to go
off any second now.
Quatre: ACK!(tosses c.Relena out the window)
(boom! cackle-sizzle......it's a nice light show!)
C.Relena:(screams incoherently)
Quatre: Who did that!?(silence) Where did I put Wing Zero.....(everyone points at c.Zechs)
C.Zechs: Okay, I did. She was trying to steal my play-doh so I got rid of her.(c.Noin does
cheers for HER c.Zechs. Awwww..)
Quatre: Violence is no way to solve your problems. Tell me if she does it again.
C.Zechs: I don't think she will.(c.Relena walks in with fried hair and clothing torn and sooty
and......well, you get the picture)
Quatre: Oops. Sorry Relena.(c.Relena goes off to sulk in a corner)
As everyone was going back to their regular activities, c.Wufei and c.Sally Po began
playing Candyland. For a while, everything was just fine except for the fact that C.Sally Po has
a habit of winning every game she plays. On the fifth game as c.Sally was passing chocolate
monster near the end, c.Wufei noticed something.......
C.Wufei: You're cheating! You're palming the cards! Sounds like something only a woman would
do.
C.Sally: I'm not cheating!
C.Wufei: A true warrior doesn't cheat or lie. Especially when Candyland is on the line! You
weakling!(whips out a bazooka from hammerspace and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens.
He pulls it again. Nothing happens)
C.Sally: (giggles)
C.Wufei: Nani?(points the bazooka at himself so he can see if anything is stuck. C.Sally sneaks
up on him and pulls the trigger. SPLAT! C.Wufei is now covered in cherry flavored bubble gum,
which WAS stuck in the bazooka.) Well, that was stupid.(c.Sally laughs until c.Dorothy comes up
behind her and shoots her with a water pistol)
C.Sally: HEY! Come back here, you chibi fiend!
(water war ensues)
Hours(and many towels)later, Quatre finally got to sit down and relax. It was finally nap
time. Looking around the room, we see c.Duo sleeping under the window with c.Heero clutching his
braid rather...erm...possessively. C.Relena tries to snuggle up to c.Heero, but the authoress
reminds c.Relena that c.Heero has a lego gun, so she keeps quite a fair distance away. Off in
another corner, c.Zechs and c.Noin are sleeping under the same blanket(awww..). In the opposite
corner, c.Treize is hugging c.Une while in sleep. C.Dorothy is leaning on one side of a big
cabinet, holding the aforementioned water pistol. On the other side of the cabinet, c.Wufei is
cuddling his teddy bear(named Nataku)(awww..). C.Sally Po is hanging halfway off the top of the
said cabinet. Quatre is about to doze off as well when he feels someone tugging at his pant leg.
It is c.Trowa, looking up at him with wide, baleful green eyes.
C.Trowa: Katwa, I can't sleep. Will you hold me?(holds out his arms and his pretty green eyes
become impossibly wider)(Awwwwww......)
Now, how can anyone resist this extreme of chibi cuteness? Quatre sure couldn't.
Quatre: Awww...(picks up c.Trowa and holds him in his lap. C.Trowa yawns cutely and curls up in
Quatre's lap and falls asleep)
After about ten minutes, Quatre was getting tired of holding c.Trowa and his foot was
falling asleep. So Quatre carefully set c.Trowa down. He breathed a sigh of relief as c.Trowa
kept sleeping. For about five seconds. C.Trowa's eyes popped open and looked up at Quatre. His
little chibi eyes began watering, and..................Quatre picked him up again. C.Trowa
quickly fell asleep.
Quatre: (twitching his foot to wake it up, and failing) Great. I'm never gonna be able to
get up.......
End.........(Awwwwwww....I should do more of these more often!)
That wasn't too digustingly kawaii, was it? I just had to do it, especially with the chibi
Trowa thing(cute squealing noises are heard). Till next time!
~Yasashii ;)