Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Misfotunes of Shinigami-Kun ❯ Misfortunes ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

What's the problem with this fanfiction you ask? Simple, it was done in an RPG with the Utena and Chrono Writer "Miaka-chan" and with the DBZ, Nadesico(lots more too I'm sure) "Genro". @@; Miaka-chan's getting lazy. Oh well!

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Genro: Do you know what a Duobat is?

Miaka-chan: Not a clue.

Genro: Its a chibi little duo with bat wings, who craves soules. IN the manga I got he's flying around, then he spots Makato (little white fluffy thing from Magic Knights Rayearth) and he says "ahhh! you reek of death!" its so funny, then he clasps onto the thing with little heart around him talking about how he's going to possess him, but it all doesn't work, then some girl sthink he's a bug and try to squash him

Miaka-chan: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! DUO IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!! ^-^

Genro: That would be a great rpg!!!

Miaka-chan: *giggle giggle*

And So forth starts the badly written Fanfiction.

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Day 1. Misfortunes!!

Shinigami-kun(tiny grim reaper) is flying off to search for, once again, another soul to try to possess. Suddenly he looks over his shoulder and notices a girl with red hair and green eyes. He sniffs the air and smiles brightly, he then flies over to her and clings to her arm.

"You reek of death! I will possess you and take your soul!"

He hugs her arm all happy.

The girl blinks and looks down at him.Remembers seeing him in a manga once and smiles brightly. "You were looking for your own kind right? ^-^ Possess me and make me one of your own!"

Shinigami-kun blinks surprised and jumps off of her, shaking his scythe at her. "Wha... What did I do wrong? You sould be overcome with grief!"

The girl pokes at his little scythe. "You're a funny little bat creature, arn't you a little young to be playing with sharp objects?"

Shinigami-kun flies back. "You can see me! Gahhh! This is impossible!" He then jumps on her legs. "I'll have to kill you quickly!"

The Girl's eyes widen. "Hey now!" She tries to shake him off. "I'm not even worth killing, my soul is tasteless cause it's too complex! >.<;"

Shinigami-kun sniffles and looks up to her with big eyes."But i'm so hungry!!!"

The girl kneels down and looks at him."Aww... poor guy... can't you find an ugly dog and feed off their soul?"

He sticks out his tongue. "Blah... I don't want that...."He then stares at her. "Don't you want to die at all?"

She looks up and thinks. "Well, my life is falling apart before my eyes..."

Shinigami-kun's eyes widen.

She then smiles very cutely. "But I'm as happy as a Peach!"

He falls down. "Ack!" He flutters around her."hehehe... no worries. I'll just feed off your soul slowly!"

She blinks and then sits down and holds him up by his braid. "You're a cute little fellow arn't ya?"

He struggles. "Cute! I'm the grim reaper! I'll eat your soul if you don't let me go!"

She blinks and then smiles cutely, huggling the tiny grim reaper. "^-^ Your so kawaii, you'll be my Tiny Grim Reaper!"

He struggles even more. "Wahhh! You're choking me!"

She then runs off into her room and places him down in the middle of all her stuffed teddy bears.

He looks around and get's big eyes, huggling the nearest teddy bear. "Wahh I love it!"

She giggles as she walks over to her drawer, taking out a long, white shirt that says. 'My cat...'. On the front. 'Walks all over me!' On the back. She looks around and skips into her closet, changes into it and comes back out as she jumps onto her bed, smiling brightly at him.

He is huggling the bear, then suddenly stops and sniffles. "Wahhhh! I'm so hungry!"

She holds up one finger. "Well... maybe you can have a little bit..."

He flies around her shoulder and giggles. "Don't know what you're talking about." He then smirks to himself 'I can suck her energy little by little... she's so complicated, she has an extreme amount of life force'.

She blinks and looks at him. "You really are weird."

He goes back and huggles her teddy bear.

She then sighs softly and lays down on her stomach, watching the little grim reaper with intent.

He flies over to lands on her head. "You sure you don't feel like dieing?"

She looks up at him. "What happens once I die?"

He smiles brightly. "I can eat your soul of course!"

She smacks her forhead. "You mean I just become something to be digested and end up in todal and absolute darkness!?"

He dances around her head. "I don't know!"

She quickly grabs his off her head and sweatdrops, looking aggiatated. "There is no way you're eating my soul! I love darkness to death, but not that kind of darkness!"

He get's big watery eyes. "I'm scared of darkness!" He hugs her arm.

"Don't leave me alone!"

She looks at him, partially confused and pats his head.

He then flutters around her head. "With enough souls, I can become big sized like you... hehehe!"

He eyes widen at this, thinking about that. She suddenly falls off her bed, her face completely red and SD.

He blinks and dances around her head. "Woohoo! You died! Your soul is mine!"

She sweatdrops and turns back to normal. "I am not dead."

He lands on the ground and pokes her wtih his scythe. "Don't you even feel like dieing?"

"HEY! I KNOW!" She then tosses him in a room with a bunch of Pretty Suicuidal People. "TAKE ALL THEIR SOULS!!!!"

He floats back to her. "I'm not hungry....." He then huggles her face."Besides, I like your soul more!"

She sweatdrops. "Oh C'mon! If you eat all those souls you'll become big and bishoujen! And then you'' reall be a grim reaper! Besides...." She sniffles and anime cries. "I don't want to die!"

He doesn't hear her cause he has a big bubble coming out of his nose as he snores on her head, curled into a little ball."Zzzzzzz"

She hangs her head. "I'll never get my big, bishoujen, grim reaper...."

He huggles a little stuffed version of her and giggles. Zzzzz"

She sighs and then scoots into her bed... clinging onto her pink, satan pillow. "I've been gyped >.<;"

He keeps an eye on her. "gyped...?"

She glances up at him. "You're awake?"

He panics then closes his eyes. "Nope, I'm asleep... Why don't you go to sleep!"

"Until next time Faerie boy..." She smirks lightly as she closes her eyes and goes to sleep.

He jumps up when she falls asleep. "Hooray! She's asleep!" Pulls out her life line. "This will ensure her death... hehehe." Takes out his scythe.

She dreams about a big, bishoujen version of Shinigami... smiling warmly.

He then slashes at it, but his scythe doesn't cut it. "What?!" He slashes again and again."Ahhhhh! The blade's dulled!" He cries.

She giggles in her sleep, about something or other.

He sighs and lands on a pillow substance below her head and sighs. "Oh well, Ill just feed off this girl's misfortune, I'll never go hungry!" He laughs then falls asleep from Exhaustion.

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Miaka-chan: And there forth ends the The First chapter! ^-^

Genro: You're copying this?

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