Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Night Before Christmas ❯ The Night Before Christmas ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: GW_ShenLong 
Merry Christmas one and all. This is my take on the classic poem "The Night Before Christmas"
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.23.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 724 | Status: Completed
Merry Christmas one and all. This is my take on the classic poem "The Night Before Christmas"
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.23.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 724 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own the G boys, I just borrow them from time to time and return them a whole lot happier, ne? Written for pleasure not profit. I don't own the poem "The Night Before Christmas." It belongs to Clement Clarke Moore (1779 - 1863) and is used without permission.
Rating: R
Pairings: 2x1x6
Warnings: Yaoi, fluff, lime
Notes: This little piece of insanity came to me while browsing around the net looking at Christmas related things. Being high on migraine pain killers didn't help much either and this is the end result. Merry Christmas everyone!
Status: Unbetaed.
"The Night Before Christmas."
December 2005 ShenLong
Twas the night before Christmas, and in the safe house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Five stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The pilots were nestled all snug in their partners beds,
While visions of dildos, handcuffs and lube danced in their heads.
And Duo in his boxers, Heero straddling his hips,
Had just settled down and captured his lover's lips.
When up on the roof there arose such a clatter,
Heero sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Glock in hand to the window he flew like a flash,
Ripped off the shutters and blew up the sash.
The moon shone brightly on new-fallen snow
And allowed Heero to see above and below.
Cobalt eyes widened and feet took root,
As he spotted a sleigh pulled by eight minature mobile suits.
With a tall, blonde OZ officer, so lively and quick,
Heero and Duo knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick.
Slightly slower than Gundams, his coursers they came,
And he shouted, cursed, and called them by name!
"Now Taurus! Now, Leo! Now, Cancer and Aries!
On, Vayette! On, Epyon! On Tall Geese and Mercurius!
Over the top of the trees, scrape over the wall,
Get on the bloody roof and don't let the sleigh fall!"
The suits took their cue and aimed up high,
Circling once in the evening sky.
Up to the house-top the mobile suits they flew,
With the sleigh full of god knows what, and Zechs too.
With a crash and a tinkle, Duo heard on the roof
The thumping and banging of each metal hoof.
As Heero drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Zechs came landing heavily on the ground.
He was dressed all weird, from his head to his foot,
Don't know exactly what he was wearing as he was covered with soot.
A suspicious bag he had flung over his back,
Heero and Duo took up position, ready to attack.
His eyes scanned around, he appeared to be quite merry,
Duo just wished he'd piss off so he could go back to popping Heero's cherry.
His pouting little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the hair on his head almost as white as the snow.
Zechs gave a smile that showed off his teeth,
Duo mused for the funeral if he should send a wreath.
Zechs' face was partially hidden beneath a mask,
Heero knew that to eliminate him would be no easy task
He was slender and tall, oozing sex appeal,
A quick look between Duo and Heero and it was a done deal.
Within the blink of an eye he was naked and spread,
Prepped and entered then pounded into the bed.
Once it was over and he was clean and dressed,
He bid his lovers farewell feeling a lot less stressed.
And laying his finger aside of his masked nose,
he gave a nod and up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, this was the part he hated,
And away he flew leaving behind his lovers, both sated.
But Duo heard him exclaim, as he disappeared out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Five stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The pilots were nestled all snug in their partners beds,
While visions of dildos, handcuffs and lube danced in their heads.
And Duo in his boxers, Heero straddling his hips,
Had just settled down and captured his lover's lips.
When up on the roof there arose such a clatter,
Heero sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Glock in hand to the window he flew like a flash,
Ripped off the shutters and blew up the sash.
The moon shone brightly on new-fallen snow
And allowed Heero to see above and below.
Cobalt eyes widened and feet took root,
As he spotted a sleigh pulled by eight minature mobile suits.
With a tall, blonde OZ officer, so lively and quick,
Heero and Duo knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick.
Slightly slower than Gundams, his coursers they came,
And he shouted, cursed, and called them by name!
"Now Taurus! Now, Leo! Now, Cancer and Aries!
On, Vayette! On, Epyon! On Tall Geese and Mercurius!
Over the top of the trees, scrape over the wall,
Get on the bloody roof and don't let the sleigh fall!"
The suits took their cue and aimed up high,
Circling once in the evening sky.
Up to the house-top the mobile suits they flew,
With the sleigh full of god knows what, and Zechs too.
With a crash and a tinkle, Duo heard on the roof
The thumping and banging of each metal hoof.
As Heero drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Zechs came landing heavily on the ground.
He was dressed all weird, from his head to his foot,
Don't know exactly what he was wearing as he was covered with soot.
A suspicious bag he had flung over his back,
Heero and Duo took up position, ready to attack.
His eyes scanned around, he appeared to be quite merry,
Duo just wished he'd piss off so he could go back to popping Heero's cherry.
His pouting little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the hair on his head almost as white as the snow.
Zechs gave a smile that showed off his teeth,
Duo mused for the funeral if he should send a wreath.
Zechs' face was partially hidden beneath a mask,
Heero knew that to eliminate him would be no easy task
He was slender and tall, oozing sex appeal,
A quick look between Duo and Heero and it was a done deal.
Within the blink of an eye he was naked and spread,
Prepped and entered then pounded into the bed.
Once it was over and he was clean and dressed,
He bid his lovers farewell feeling a lot less stressed.
And laying his finger aside of his masked nose,
he gave a nod and up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, this was the part he hated,
And away he flew leaving behind his lovers, both sated.
But Duo heard him exclaim, as he disappeared out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
~ Owari ~
Yeah, I know, really lame but that's what I get for letting my muse loose when it's as high as a kite on medication. ^__^