Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Pink Dress ❯ The Pink Dress ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Vega -Lume 
Relena's dead. enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 10.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 493 | Visits: 687 | Status: Completed
Relena's dead. enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 10.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 493 | Visits: 687 | Status: Completed
Title: The Pink Dress
Author: Vega-Lume aka little chibi demon
Disclaimers: This story was collected by Alvin Schwartz and is retold by me. I do not claim
to own this story, for it has been handed down for many years. And changes with each telling.
The copy that Mr. Schwartz has collected can be found in one of these three books.
"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"
"More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"
And; "Scary Stories 3, More Tales to Chill Your Bones"
rated: pg
genre: humor *sort of*
Archive: mediaminer.org under vega -lume (note the space between vega and the hyphen)
adultfanfiction.net under vegalume
Pairings or players: Dorothy, Relena
status: complete
beta: Titan Goddess Mnemosyne
The Pink Dress
Retold by Vel
Dorothy went the the funeral parlor to see the recently assassinated Queen of the World,
Relena. ( Relena: eh?)
" You did a good job." Dorothy said to the under taker. " She looks just the way she
always has, except for one thing,"
( aside from the multiple bullet wounds. *snigger*)
" Relena always wore pink, but you have her dressed in blue."
" Don't worry, my dear. We can easily remedy that." The under taker replied in a
greasy voice while ushering the blond to the door.
When Dorothy returned later, Relena was wearing a pretty, frilly, gawdy, nauseating,
pink dress. Dorothy squinted at that god-awful dress and sighed.
" Now she looks like her self." She said turning to the man, " I know you went to a lot
of trouble."
"It was no trouble at all, dear." The man said, twitching slightly, " As it happens,
there is a woman here who was wearing a pink dress and her widower felt blue would be
better. She is just about you friends size."
The undertaker scuttled over to Relena like a cockroach and fiddled with the corpes'
hair, arranging it neatly, about her collarbones.
" Even so," Dorothy began " Changing all that clothing was a big job."
" No really" the under taker stated a smile spreading on his creepy buggy face.
" All I did was switch their heads."
( Dorothy: *sweatdrop*)
~ owari ~
CAckLeS mAdLY
beta: ew.........
vel: snrk
Author: Vega-Lume aka little chibi demon
Disclaimers: This story was collected by Alvin Schwartz and is retold by me. I do not claim
to own this story, for it has been handed down for many years. And changes with each telling.
The copy that Mr. Schwartz has collected can be found in one of these three books.
"Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"
"More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"
And; "Scary Stories 3, More Tales to Chill Your Bones"
rated: pg
genre: humor *sort of*
Archive: mediaminer.org under vega -lume (note the space between vega and the hyphen)
adultfanfiction.net under vegalume
Pairings or players: Dorothy, Relena
status: complete
beta: Titan Goddess Mnemosyne
The Pink Dress
Retold by Vel
Dorothy went the the funeral parlor to see the recently assassinated Queen of the World,
Relena. ( Relena: eh?)
" You did a good job." Dorothy said to the under taker. " She looks just the way she
always has, except for one thing,"
( aside from the multiple bullet wounds. *snigger*)
" Relena always wore pink, but you have her dressed in blue."
" Don't worry, my dear. We can easily remedy that." The under taker replied in a
greasy voice while ushering the blond to the door.
When Dorothy returned later, Relena was wearing a pretty, frilly, gawdy, nauseating,
pink dress. Dorothy squinted at that god-awful dress and sighed.
" Now she looks like her self." She said turning to the man, " I know you went to a lot
of trouble."
"It was no trouble at all, dear." The man said, twitching slightly, " As it happens,
there is a woman here who was wearing a pink dress and her widower felt blue would be
better. She is just about you friends size."
The undertaker scuttled over to Relena like a cockroach and fiddled with the corpes'
hair, arranging it neatly, about her collarbones.
" Even so," Dorothy began " Changing all that clothing was a big job."
" No really" the under taker stated a smile spreading on his creepy buggy face.
" All I did was switch their heads."
( Dorothy: *sweatdrop*)
~ owari ~
CAckLeS mAdLY
beta: ew.........
vel: snrk