Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Pop ❯ The Pop ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The G-boys have returned from a hard day of kicking OZ's keister. Suddenly, Duo has a problem. How will it be solved? Shounen-ai hints, Muse interruptions and one perverted fox kit.

Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 03.15.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 830 | Visits: 455 | Status: Completed

*A soft chord plays on what sounds like bells, and an oriental woman appears. She has black hair, and a lavender kimono with butterflies and hummingbirds playing amongst sakura. She speaks in musical voice As unlikely as it seems, I, Kirin, Neko/Ann's second muse, the calmest of us all, am the comedian. And now, without further ado, we present The Pop
Warnings: Mild shounen-ai hints (1x2, 3x4), fluff, humor, and one braided contortionist.

After a hard day's work of kicking OZ's butt, our favorite G-boys were back at the safe- house. Quatre and Trowa were elsewhere…planning, yeah, that's what they were doing. Just get on with it, Writer! Don't get your boxers in a bunch, Katsu. Anyway, Duo was in Heero's-- Pants? EEP! --room, lounging around while the aforementioned Perfect Soldier typed up his report to J.

Duo grinned and stretched, then made a noise. No surprise there. What's Heero doin' to him? Quiet! She's telling the story! If you two are finished? The author/narrator glared at the muses. At the nod of the two muses' heads, the Author/Narrator continued. Heero looked up to see an odd expression on Duo's face. Then watched as Duo started twisting around.

As he watched, Duo started to bend every which-way, and Wufei, who had been about to comment on the braided teen's lack of speech, started laughing in the doorway. Duo leaned to either side, stretching some more, a look of discomfort plain on his face.

Duo glared at him as he started moving faster, his expression contorting to one of extreme discomfort. He bent over backwards, head touching the ground, twisted around, only to see Quatre and Trowa enter. They were both flushed and wore identical content expressions on their faces. With hair noticeably mussed up. SHUSH! *slaps the back of Katsu's head* Do you two MIND?! *the fox-kit shrinks back* Sorry, don't hurt me... I won't if you shut up!

As I was saying, Quatre looked at the Braided Wonder on the floor and asked, “Are you all right? Should I get something? Duo?”

Duo, pausing long enough to speak, said, “Can't…pop…my back…”

Wufei stared in amazement as said boy continued to write on the floor, edged up to him and gently toed the frantic form of Duo.

POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP!

Duo lay there, staring at the ceiling. He said weakly, “Thanks, Wu…” and promptly passed out.

O.O OH MY GOD! That was FUNNY
There. I got a story out of Neko. Happy now, Katsu?

Well done, Kirin. Well, folks, R&R! I can take Constructive Criticism; flames will be used for cooking ramen. Mmm, ramen…. Preferably in Oriental or Chicken flavor. Yummy.

Little does she know what I have in store for her........heh heh heh heh...

Who was that?