Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Real Shinigami ❯ Chapter 1

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Disclaimer: dammit, I hate you Eminem, but anyways, I don't own his music. And I don't own GW.

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The Real Shinigami

May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real Shingami
please stand up, I repeat will the real Shinigami please stand up.....we're gonna have a
problem here.........

Ya'll act like you never seen a braided guy before
jaws all on the floor
like a shirtless Heero just burst in the door
and started whoopin Relena's ass worse than before
It was all like blood and gore
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
Trowa just didn't say a sentance, did he?"
and Mister Trieze said...
nothing you idiots, Mister Treize's dead
to Lady Une's amazement!
Crazed author/fangirls just love me then
checka checka checka Shinigami,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin that braid of his
and actin like he's cool"
"yeah, but he's so hot though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of files in the ZERO system loose
but no worse than when Quatre's crazy side's up and out
sometimes, I wanna blow up the moon and let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Heero to self detinate
my face is on his lips, my face is on his lips
and if I'm lucky, Heero just give me a nice big kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a Gundam is
of course they're gonna know what OZ is
by the time they hit 5th grade
they got the Cartoon Network, dont they?
we ain't nothing but good guys
well, some of us are bad guys too
by I slice mobile suits open like cantelopes
but if we can kill innocent people like antelopes
then there's no reason that me and another Gundam pilot can't elope
and if you feel like I feel, You know it'll be Heero
people wave your beam scythes, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Well Zechs don't need a Gundam in the whole series to be popular
well I do, so fuck him and fuck Relena too
you think I give a damn about Deathscythe morphing into an aircraft?
half of you fangirls can't stop staring at me, let alone ignore me
"but Duo, what if you cut your hair, wouldn't it be weird"
why? so you girls can just cry and flod with tears
so you can sit me here next to Relena with her fuckin ugly ears
shit, Dorthy Catalonia better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Lady Une and Chang Wufei
and hear em argue over weather Treize is gay
Bastard, made Wufei damn annoying for a month or three
"yeah, Duo's cute, but I think he's married to Hilde, hee hee"
I should stuff his face and give him a nosebleed
and show the world how It's 1x2, not 1x3!
I'm sick of you little homophobes sayin I'm with Hilde
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
just like my guy Heero says, "Omae o korusu!"
and there's a colony full of us just like me
with hair like me, are orphans like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and try to act like me
and aren't even the next next best thing, cause they aren't me...

I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

I'd like Heero to actually listen to me for a minute or two
besides things when you're damn horny and need a good room
and you're screwn and feelin like you'll hit the moon
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
not just cause I'm handsome and all but because Deathscythe could destroy you all
I just get in my Gundam and split the mobie doll in two
and whether you like to admit it
My Gundam looks cooler than 80% of you other gundam pilots out there
then you wonder how can
pilot Deathscythe and not get a migrane
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the colonies who can fly it
i can pilot any mobile suit let alone a plane
and I'm fixin' but this whole damn manual isn't workin
in every single person there's a Shinigami workin
he could be in the black market, pawning death rings
or watching Heero, who's hacking, screamin "Damn Peacecrafts leave me alone!"
with the window shade down and Heero's sexiness up
so will the real Shinigami please stand up?
and hold your gun like you mean it and get that soldier to shut up?
who;s screamin "It's a Gundam" and makin me go outta control
and if I hear him 1 more time, I'll blow up everything oh yeah, and how does it go?

I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Shinigami, the real Shinigami
all you other Shinigamis are doing it wrongy
so wont the real Shinigami please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

haha...
guess there's a Shinigami in all of us
But dammit, Heero is MINE!