Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell Show!! ❯ ? ( Chapter 1 )

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The SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell Show(Be scared!)

By: ~~::SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell::~~
Warning: TOTAL OOC But funny!!

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Characters...SanosukeLover AKA Mina and Milly Maxwell AKA Milly ^_^' And well duh the g-boys!! ^_^

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Mina: Welcome to tonights episode of The SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell Show! *Waiting for applause...doesn't get any
Twitch* Anyway...In this episode we are interviewing the G-boys...lets first start with Chang Wufei cause well...he's the main
guy...for once....hehehehe....anyway...

Milly: Yes, the hottest looking Gundam Wing pilot. And the subject to day is...

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES YUY HAVE THAT CHANG DOESN'T!!!"

Mina: *sweatdrop* ummm....yeah......also known as....

*Slowly so Milly can understand* What-does-Duo-Maxwell-see-in-Heero-Yuy-?

Milly: *glare* I hate you....

Mina: *looking innocent* Nani? Back to the subject...as we probably noticed Duo Maxwell always gets paired
up with Heero Yuy in fics.

Milly: 1x2 is getting to old!

Mina: At least we think so....

Milly: So how we got Chang here to give us some reasons why he would make a greater lover then Yuy.

Mina: Not that we don't like 1x2/2x1. I mean all those lemon *drool* that fanfiction.net has got rid of *Twitch, glare*

Milly: Anyway...enough of us here's Chang Wufei!!!

*Applaud(sp?...sorry to lazy to get a dictionary...)*

~Chang Wufei walks in~

Mina: *drool, drool* Yummy!!! *Milly clears throat to get Mina's attention* hehehe...um...right...let's get started...

Milly: Glad to have you here.

Mina: *drool, drool* V...very glad!!

Milly: *Hits Mina upside the head*

Mina: Oww....*passes out*

Milly: Okay...^_^ now tell us Wufei. Why do you believe that you would make a better lover then Heero Yuy...

Wufei: Easy...3 very good reasons...1) I have good looks 2) I have good looks, and 3) I have good looks...Duh!!

Mina: *Wakes up, shakes head* I see....then any other reasons...not that I'm saying your wrong...

Wufei: Yes! I have experience with Sex!! I was married after all...and a couple of more...okay hundreds of more...

~Audience~

SLUT!

Mina: *grins has the look of 'yep I'm one of them too ^_^' yeah right I wish!!' * I see...Now your wife was a girl...right?

Wufei: Yes...well...actually I don't know I never slept with her!

Milly: What?

Wufei: What! I hate Women! They are weak! Now men....

Mina: @_@ *Confused* So what you are trying to say?

Wufei: Simple....I hated her, she hated me, I slept with others, and she slept with others...hehehe...that's how she died.

~Audience~

SLUT!!

Milly: Didn't she die because she fought a losing battle?

Wufei: Hell no! That weak onna? Thats all fake...She died from STD!!

Mina and Milly: *Sweatdrop*

Mina: Ummm...sure. Now then lets get back on topic...You may have slept with people right...but you also said you hate
women but doesn't Duo have a feminine(sp? sorry people) body.

~Back stage~

Duo: I FUCKING HEARD THAT!!!

~Back on stage~

Mina: Okay...hehehe...*nervous* he doesn't bite does him?

Wufei: Ohh don't worry it feels great!!

Mina: *sweatdrop* hehehe...anyways...

Milly: Duo Maxwell why don't you come out to and tell us how you feel about Wufei sleeping with hundreds of other people..

~Audience~

SLUT!!!

Wufei: Is it illegal to kill the audience?

Mina: Hehehe...yes...sit!!

Milly: Duo Maxwell come on down!!

~Applaud~

Duo: Thank you....Thank you...Thank you very much...*Bows*

Milly: *drool, drool* Yummy...

Mina: *hits Milly upside the head* hehehe...Revenge!! ^_^ Anyway...What do you Duo think about Wufei sleeping with
more then one man...

Duo: I love it...

~Audience~

SLUT!!!!

Mina: You know if the audience valued their lives they would shut up...okay...how so?

Duo: He has experience! Unlike Heero!

Mina: hmmm....interesting...*writes a note* okay *hands the note to Duo* I suggest you see this doctor...okay back on topic.
And how would you know?

Duo: You think I'm that dedicated to Heero?

Mina: -_-' okay...

Milly: *Wake's up* Okay now Duo tell us how do you feel about Wufei sleeping--

Mina: We past that part!!

Milly: Ohhh...then where are we?

Mina: We are about to call Heero Yuy in. So-- * gets hit upside the head by Milly and passes out*

Milly: hehehe....revenge...^_^' Now before we call Heero lets have a commercial break...We'll be back in a moment...

~Commercial~

Are you going through depression...Don't worry...have Soma....{1}

~End~

Milly: Okay well that was interesting...welcome back to the SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell Show...We have Heero Yuy
here.

Mina: *Wakes up* So tell us Heero...*takes this time to hit Milly upside the head, Milly passes out* What do you think of
what Duo said. Do you believe that Wufei has more experience then you?

Heero: HELL NO!! He may think that I had no experience but I have had him while having him I have also had Trowa and
Quatre...(Note: DON'T ASK!!)

Duo: *gasps* You cheated on me! YOU BITCH!!

Heero: Look who's talking...besides they have more experience then YOU!!

Duo: YOU FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!

Mina: Hehehehe...Looks like we are out of time....please join us again for the exciting conclusion of....

Milly: *Wake's up*

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES YUY HAVE THAT CHANG DOESN'T!?!"

Mina: *glare* or also known as...

"What does Duo Maxwell see in Heero Yuy?"

Thank you for joining us and again join us tomorrow same channel....same time....and have a good night...

~Background~

Duo yelling....Milly hitting Mina upside the head...Wufei frowning and ranting about Justice...Heero..."..." hehehe...

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{1} Soma is a drug in this book that we are reading in English...its called "Brave New World* by Aldous(sp?) Huxley...

Well we hope you liked it and please watch out for the next chapter...

AND PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!

~~::SanosukeLover and Milly Maxwell::~~