Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Special GW Edition of Whose Line is it Anyway? ❯ The Superhero Game ( Chapter 3 )

"And now a game for all four contestants, starting with Quatre."
Trowa barely contained his smirk as Quatre stepped to the center of
the stage. "This is the Superhero game. Basically, we will choose
the name of a superhero for Quatre to act out, and he will name the
next to enter, and so on down the line. Now, what superhero should
he be?"

Trowa listened to the audience, dismissing out of hand 'Coquettish-
slut woman' [1] and 'Captain Candycane'. Finally he heard
one he liked. "There we go. Quatre, you are Super Endurance Boy."

Quatre blinked, paling, then going slightly pink as he thought about
the possibilities.

"Now, what's the emergency for him and his superhero friends to have
to solve?" Trowa looked at the audience expectantly.

Various shouts rang out, but Trowa singled one out. "World-wide
blackout works for me. There you go, Quatre. The rest of you can
jump in as you're ready."

Quatre sighed, slightly, standing still, then puffed his chest out,
strutting. "Nothing like a busy night and 200 laps around the track
to keep a guy in shape." Quatre winked at the audience, radiating
satisfied male.

"I suppose I should check the world crisis monitor." Stares at
midair, frowns, fiddles with a knob, frowns again, then smacks it.
"Damn it, it's down. I wonder what the problem is. I hope my
superhero friends arrive soon."

Quatre tossed a not-so-subtle glance toward the waiting three, then
went back to smacking around the monitor.

"Sorry I'm late, Super Endurance Boy, there was a horrible traffic
jam because all of the lights were out." Duo spit out in one breath,
pausing for a deep breath.

"No big deal, Hates-Everyone-and-Everything Man. I seem to be having
trouble with the world crisis monitor." Quatre smirked.

Duo frowned at Quatre, then focused his attention on the monitor. He
fiddled, then death-glared. He pantomimed whipping a gun out, then
in a perfect Heero imitation,"Omae o korosu."

Heero then leapt in. "I'm sorry I'm late, but my alarm clock didn't
go off."

"Omae o korosu, Captain Smiley." Duo delivered in a glaring
monotone, shifting his 'gun' towards Heero's head.

Heero pasted a smile on his face. "The world crisis monitor isn't
working." Quatre jumped in, before Heero could speak.

"I'll take a look-" Heero said with a sing-song voice and a bounce.

"I-I am sorry I am late-" Wufei stammered out woodenly as he
reluctantly stepped onto the stage.

"But you slept in because I kept you busy last night, baby-doll
woman." Quatre's smirk got decidedly sly. "It's perfectly alright,
not everyone can keep up with Super Endurance Boy."

Wufei choked up, "Kisa-um...I mean," Wufei forced his voice into a
falsetto, "what's the problem?"

"Omae o korosu, blowup-doll woman." Duo monotoned with a glare.

Wufei stepped closer, but Heero quickly grabbed his face with both
hands. "Turn that frown upside down, Baby-doll."

"I uh, I don't think I can help." Wufei fled off the stage, to get
away from Yuy's fingers messing with his mouth.

"Well, tootles guys, I'm just positive that you'll have it fixed in a
jiffy. And remember, SMILE!!!" Heero bounced off the stage.

"Omae o korusu, Super Endurance Boy." Duo slunk off the stage.

"well, I just don't know what could be wrong with it." Quatre
shrugged. "Maybe I should just go catch up with Baby-doll woman so
we can test some more endurance."

BUZZZZZZZZ. Trowa smirked at them. "Points to everyone but Wufei
that round, making all of the scores even...at least even across the
page." [2]

~End Part 3~

[1] Yes, this was actually suggested and used on one episode. :)
[2] Clive Anderson semi-quote. It was just too...too...too...
something.

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