Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Special GW Edition of Whose Line is it Anyway? ❯ World's Worst ( Chapter 5 )

Trowa paused for a moment to allow Wufei, who was still miffed that
he hadn't found out what Heero had been in the last game, to calm
down. When a rant no longer seemed imminent, he continued. "Another
game for all four contestants, if you'll all just stand along the
step there, yes, thank you...this one is called World's Worst. I will
pull slips of paper out of this hat," Trowa pulled an old fashioned
bronze helmet out, "and the players will act out something to fit the
category. I'll buzz in when I've gotten the idea."

Trowa pulled one slip of paper out. "World's worst...politically
correct holiday."

Quatre was the first to step forward. "Diplomatically-Challenged
Appreciation Day, you gotta problem with that?!"

When Trowa didn't buzz them out, Wufei stepped up, "Injustice Day."

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Trowa plucked out another piece of paper. "Hopefully we'll get some
originality now...world's worst Cheesy Romance Novel author."

Heero took a large step forward and opened his mouth- BUZZZZZZZZZ.

He stepped back with a look of surprise.

"World's worst gundam pilot." Trowa interrupted before Heero could
actually do anything.

"Eeep!" Duo was flung forward by Wufei.

Duo stepped back, then out again after a quick glare at Wufei.

"Oh, Heero, could I have a pink one? With a crown on top?" Duo spoke
in a ridiculously high falsetto and giggled.

Heero stepped forward again. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Trowa plucked out another piece of paper. "World's worst date."

Duo stepped forward, "Awww...Heero, how sweet. A gun in the face."

Quatre chimed in. "No, no, I love co-ed naked karaoke."

Duo leapt up again, "Onna, you cannot compare to Nataku."

Heero decided to try again and stepped up. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

"World's worst original origami," Trowa read from the next slip.

Duo jumped in, "Look, it's Nataku!" and then promptly jumped back,
out of reach of Wufei.

Stepping out, Quatre peered at something in his hand as if he
couldn't make it out, "What IS it?"

Duo jumped out before Quatre could step back, and smirked. "Trowa,
you folded a vibrator for Quatre, how sweet."

With a mental sigh, Heero tried yet again.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Trowa rustled the papers around and drew out another. "World's worst
pick up line."

Duo sounded off first, "Will you polish my katana and let me call you
Nataku?"

Wufei leapt out after him, "INJUSTICE!!!"

Quatre pushed him back and stepped up, still blushing faintly, "Omae
o korosu."

Duo jumped in again, "Hello, I-"

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Trowa plucked out another slip, "World's worst sound to hear when
you're about to make love."

Duo stepped out with a smirk and a wink at Heero,
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero."

All of the pilots winced reflexively. Relena exclaimed from the
audience and was quickly subdued.

Quatre stepped into the void, and in a cold voice asked, "Did you
bring the knives?"

Duo strode forward again, with yet another smirk, "Nataku."

Wufei glared, then stepped forward with a sly look, "Duo, You forgot
the lube?!?"

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Trowa was eyeing Wufei with surprise, then shook his head slightly.

"Looking at the points, Heero wins this round." Trowa smirked.

~End Part 5~

Teaser: The Question game.