Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Tale of Quatre Rabbit ❯ The Tale of Heero Bunny ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Be on guard for some major OOC in this chapter. It'll be worth it, though! I put all the sex in this one!

Chapter Two

The Tale of Heero Bunny

Once upon a calm, sunny morning, young Heero Bunny sat alone and pondered how best to destroy the Authoress without leaving evidence. He had so many ideas to choose from, but could not find the best one.

He was jarred from his thoughts by the sound of a buggy and a clattering of horses' hooves coming his way up the road. Old Mr. McKushrenada was driving it, with Mrs. McKushrenada beside him in his 100% rust-prone helmet. Now finding something to do today, he smoothly made his getaway to the home of his Aunt, our dear Mrs. Rabbit.

Heero Bunny had no desire to see his Aunt just yet, deciding instead he would seek out his cousin, Quatre. He found Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail first, and promptly stormed away from them. Little Quatre was moping behind their tree, clad in nothing but a red pocket-kerchief tied about his waist like a loincloth. Settling down beside his cousin, Heero Bunny grunted and gestured to his lack of clothing. "What happened to you?"

"The Authoress," Quatre Rabbit sighed. "I followed the story to old Mr. McKushrenada's garden, and I lost my shoes and cloak in there. I had some pants, too, but I lost those getting out to go home. Mama was very upset with me for it, and now he won't let me have any clothes but this." He sighed heavily and shook his head, ears flopping in disappointment. "I want my clothes back, but Mr. McKushrenada is a giant hentai."

"He went out with Mrs. McKushrenada for the day," responded mischievous little Heero Bunny. "Mrs. McKushrenada was wearing his best helmet."

Quatre Rabbit smirked. "I hope it rains. Or maybe someone will piss in it if he takes it off."

The leverets jumped a foot into the air as Mrs. Rabbit climbed out of the rabbit hole and seized Quatre by his ear. "I said mind your language!" he scolded, lifting Quatre to his feet. "How many times must you be reminded?"

Quatre was so frightened of his lover/mother and his fury, he burst out wailing and batted Mrs. Rabbit's hand away. "GO AWAY!" he sobbed, startling Heero and Tro…Mrs. Rabbit. "I don' wanna do this anymore! And you're not helping at all!"

"I'm not?" Mrs. Rabbit inquired, his nose twitching out of habit. "Quatre, you know this is chapter two, right?" Quatre Rabbit shook his head, sniffling softly and scrubbing the tears from his eyes. "Oh, no wonder you're so distressed. Well, I can remedy that now." And with that, he scooped his little bunny up and grinned a feral little grin. "Heero, wanna join us? It might help Quatre to feel better."

Heero blushed and shook his head. "Duo would find out, and he'd probably feel left out." Trowa assured him of otherwise and invited him inside, and little Heero Bunny could only follow along with it.

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A/N: Not just yet, lovelies… Patience, though…

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A half an hour passed swiftly for the bunnies, and soon the Authoress interjected to hurry the story along. Mrs. Rabbit washed his son up neatly and gave Heero a good scrub too, then sent them off with a kiss apiece. "Off you go, little ones. Quatre, that ought to last you for a little longer. Don't fret; that's only a taste of things to come."

"Speakin' of cum…" Heero Bunny giggled and wiped some stray semen from his lip, then led Quatre away toward the McKushrenada gardens. Mrs. Rabbit quickly rushed inside to tidy up and begin supper for an entire army. He suspected Old Mr. Bunny would come along soon, with a hunger for food and flesh.

Back to the bunny pair, they were climbing a large tree and jumping off the longest limb to enter the garden, Heero's keen Prussian blues scouting for his cousin's clothes. "I see them over there, Quatre. Come on, and we'll fetch them."

The blonde gingerly hop-skipped to his clothes, which had been arranged like a sort of scarecrow. He snatched up his pants and slid them on, then ripped his coat off the peg it hung from and pulled it on. "Ahhh," he sighed contentedly as his bare feet nestled into his shoes. "So much better now. Hey Heero, try the hat on!"

Heero took up the plaid tam-o-shanter and admired it, wondering how such a floppy hat would look atop his princely head. "It looks dumb," he muttered, but tried it on for a laugh. Quatre giggled uncontrollably, finding his cousin to look quite adorable in the hat. "All right knock it off," the young brunette bunny said with a blush. "Take that silly cloth off and hand it here. We can get some vegetables for supper tonight. Maybe your mama will forgive you for losing your clothes the first time if you bring home some veggies. It's worth a try."

"Yeah, maybe you're right. Let's start with some onions. Mama makes the best French Onion soup I've ever eaten!" And the sweet little bunnies meandered through the vacant garden, plucking only the choicest veggies as they passed and exchanging bizarre sex stories along with tips to enhance the Bedroom Olympics.

In time they came across a dejected looking neko-Wufei, who was sobbing by the pond and completely naked. His shapely little buns were quite a shade of red, which took Heero and Quatre by surprise. Heero gingerly approached, tying off the cloth and sitting beside the heart-sore garden cat. "Poor Wufei, what's happened?"

Wufei looked up from his tears and blushed. "Hey! You two are supposed to spot me and hide under that basket there! The Authoress is gonna get real mad if you don't follow the story line!"

Quatre Rabbit shook his head fondly. "No she won't. Why else would we have found you? Now come on and tell us what's wrong, please? I promise we'll try and make it better if we can."

The garden cat sniffed and nodded softly. "Okay; Treize and Zechs left for the day, right?" Both bunnies confirmed this, and Wufei went on. "Well, I wanted to go too. Treize promised I could, but Zechs kicked up an argument! He made up a whole bunch of lies about me, and Treize believed them! He got upset with me, and he spanked me hard! Zechs spanked me too, and double hard! Now they're out having fun and I'm all alone!"

Heero shook his head, scooping some cool pond water into his hands to drip it over the feverish neko-bottom. "Well, wherever they are, they won't be having as much fun as we'll be! How about we follow the story line like you said, but you come hide in the basket with us? If you know what I mean?"

Quatre grinned to outdo the Cheshire Cat, slinging the pouch of veggies over his shoulder. "We grabbed some carrots on our way here, Wufei. Maybe a small *snack* would help your tushie feel better." The cat nodded and licked his lips inadvertently, pleased to be swept into Heero's arms gently and carried off to the basket.

"There {sniffle} ought to be some lubricant in the shed," he murmured.

Heero stifled a giggle. "As if the Authoress would send us out unprepared," he teased, whipping out a tube of what could have easily been mistaken for tooth paste had the label not clearly read ANAL LUBRICANT. "You like strawberry?" he whispered seductively. "Quatre has chocolate if you prefer."

Wufei giggled. "But you know what that looks like!"

Quatre shook his head. "No, no, the Authoress dyed it blue. Now it looks like a Smurf exploded!" As if that were not gross enough, the bunnies and their new friend crawled under the basket and got comfy, with Wufei in the middle and savoring every second.

~$@$~

True to Mrs. Rabbit's suspicions, Old Mr. Bunny came a-wandering up the way, looking around with a swollen cock in his pants and a wicked gleam in his amethyst eyes. "Where is that boy?" he grumbled, finally meeting up with Mrs. Rabbit and helping himself inside. "Have you seen Heero anywhere? He said he had to use the toilet, and he's been gone for four hours! He's gonna get it good for lying!"

Mrs. Rabbit grinned softly, sitting Mr. Bunny down at the kitchen table. "Relax; he and Quatre are busy with Wufei. Maybe I should have mentioned Wufei could join us for supper…" The tall brunette wiped his hands upon his apron and looked to Mr. Bunny. "Would you accompany me to the McKushrenada garden and fetch the boys home? Oh Duo, what have you been up to?!"

Mr. Bunny shrugged playfully. "I've been shackled to our bed at home for the past four hours with a vibrating butt plug the size of an orange in my ass." He chuckled and looked to his fellow ex-pilot, scratching the tip of his long ear pensively. "Don't worry about Hee-chan. After a smack or two from Old Spanky, he'll be fine. Yanno?"

"Hm," Mrs. Rabbit thought with a smile. He had a very excellent idea of what Mr. Bunny was referring to. "Perhaps you have something there. Something like that could be beneficial to Little One. Does it leave marks?"

"Did you find any on Hee-chan?" Mr. Bunny asked coyly. "I know you three had a little fun while I was away, but I forgive you. We're only rabbits, after all."

Mrs. Rabbit crinkled his nose adorably. "Don't you mean human, Duo?"

Mr. Bunny cackled. "We aren't human now! Might as well make the best of it! C'mon let's go get those three home! I've gotta show you this one thing Hee-chan does with his cock! Do you have a cucumber handy?"

"The boys have been picking vegetables all day, Duo. They're bound to have something." And so Mr. Bunny and Mrs. Rabbit bounded over to the McKushrenada garden and paced along the top of the fence until they spotted the basket of choice. (Just followed the screams, more like.) Skillfully the two hopped down and threw the basket aside, revealing its inhabitants. "AHA!"

The sight that met them was what put `interesting' to shame. Quatre Rabbit was lying on his back, legs in the air and his tailhole filled by Heero Bunny's massive cock. Wufei the garden cat was perched atop Quatre's erect phallus, riding it for all he was worth and sitting so Heero was sucking his poor dripping member. The three looked so very happy there, climaxing in unison and spraying their loads into one another, that it took them completely by surprise to see their surprised semes looking down at them.

Bedlam broke out, needless to say. Wufei leapt up and tried to run, only succeeding in getting caught by the ear by Mrs. Rabbit. Quatre let out an unmanly `eep' and rolled onto his belly to get to his knees, but Mr. Bunny pinned him with a well-placed boot and seized Heero by his fluffy little tail. Heero groaned as a string of anal beads was pulled from his channel, and he couldn't help but spray another shot of semen all over his papa's leg.

"SO!" Duo thundered dramatically, heaving Quatre to his feet and holding both bunnies by their ears. "Had to use the bathroom, Hee-chan?! Must have been one Hell of a piss to take four hours! But wait; why are you out here with Quatre and Wufei? Were you that bored with me?!"

"Duo, please!" Heero whimpered and tried vainly to escape, but Mr. Bunny had too strong a grip on his ears. "Please, I'm sorry! Please don't be angry! Wufei needed someone to comfort him and keep him company!"

"Yeah!" Quatre chimed in. "Poor Wufei was left all alone, and we couldn't leave him like that! An' look, we picked all these vegetables for you guys!"

Mrs. Rabbit pat Wufei atop his head and cuddled him close, saving his stern glare for the bunnies. "Duo, what do you propose we do with these naughty little bunnies?" Mr. Bunny already knew what he'd do, and he winked to the tall brunette. Turning to Wufei, Mrs. Rabbit smiled and kissed his lips. "Let's get you three back home first. Heero, Wufei, and Quatre will be dealt with there."

Back to the beech tree the party of five went, with the guilty bunnies carrying the massive sack of veggies and Mr. Bunny carrying the little garden cat. Once home, Mrs. Rabbit shooed Quatre's sisters away to their doom in the salt mines, freeing their three beds for the events to come.

Mr. Bunny shoved the four little beds together to make them into one, and then he tossed the Heero, Quatre, and Wufei onto the massive bed. Mrs. Rabbit and Mr. Bunny then took a few minutes to undress and fish out their own toys of choice. Almost instantly, they were on top of their trembling ukes and extracting proper justice.

Mrs. Rabbit ordered Quatre to lay on his stomach, and then wrap his legs around his waist. That perfectly positioned Quatre's little bunny butt on Mrs. Rabbit's lap, and he didn't waste the opportunity. "Bad little Quatre," he scolded, lubing a wide vibrating butt plug. "Weren't you told not to go into Mr. McKushrenada's garden? I hope this teaches you a lesson."

Quatre mewled and bucked as his anus was filled by the enormous plug, but the screams didn't really begin until the vibrations began and his bunny buttocks were spanked by Mrs. Rabbit's large hands. "Trowa!" he cried, his cock growing stiff and painfully hard. "Oh Trowa, harder! Please, harder, harder!" Who knew he'd like this so much?! "Oh! I gotta come!"

"You will not!" Mrs. Rabbit firmly ordered, dealing a particularly harsh slap to the center of his bunny's ass. "You were a bad little bunny today, and you won't get to come until I say! You hold it or you'll get an even worse punishment!" For emphasis, Mrs. Rabbit freed one hand to fondle and squeeze Quatre's bunny balls, only heightening the pleasure of his bizarre tanning.

Meanwhile, Heero Bunny whimpered and cried as Mr. Bunny crammed a dildo into his bunny's tailhole and smacked it into place with "Old Spanky". Heero Bunny's bunnyhood was ramrod straight and weeping precum, which Wufei the garden cat happily lapped up. "Four hours you left me, Heero!" Mr. Bunny scolded, turning his attention to the garden cat. "Just for that, you're gonna wear that dildo all night and day until I say you can take it out! Wufei, put that cockring on him good and tight. Then come over here and sit in my lap."

"Nooo!" Heero wailed, his legs held up high over his head and tears leaking down his face. "Duo, please don't leave me! I didn't mean to leave you for four hours! It's the Authoress's fault anyway!"

Wufei the garden cat settled his already slick tailhole over Mr. Bunny's dripping tip, then allowed his hips to be grabbed and thrust down to pierce him in place. "Ohhhh…oh Duo…" he groaned.

Duo grinned evilly. "Call me `Papa', my lovely little kitty." The cat made a distinct little noise that sounded like `kinky', but let out a howl as Mister Bunny brushed his prostate with each thrust. Heero thrashed and bawled on the bed, pleading with Duo to give him a little attention at least and sobbing his apologies.

"Please don't leave him that way, Duo," Mrs. Rabbit implored as he withdrew the plug from Quatre's bunny hole. "His cries are making Quatre sad." Carefully he eased the bunny's hot red butt over his cock, then ground into the tiny entrance with a howl of delight.

Wufei the garden cat was already helping as he could, leaning his entire body over to lap at the underside of Heero's cock and bring those sorrowful tears around to tears of joy and delight. "Don't cry, Heero," he soothed, his lips brushing against Heero's thighs, ass, and balls. "You're not alone. Just don't cum in my eye or anything."

"I'll try," Heero Bunny sniffled, then shrieked as the dildo wriggled around and poked his prostate. Carefully working so as not to interrupt Wufei's movements, Duo reached around and removed the cock ring, allowing Heero to spray his passion all over his chest and belly. "DUO!" he roared happily, then collapsed in the aftermath for a pleasant rest.

"Mama!" Quatre sobbed, Mrs. Rabbit's hand on his shaft. "Mama, can't I cum yet? You're driving me crazy!"

Mrs. Rabbit first let his own passions go, then brought Quatre to orgasm by withdrawing and taking Quatre's entire cock in his mouth. A small light pinch to his hip let the bunny know he was finally granted permission, and he let out a happy scream as he unloaded and sprayed. As Quatre's bunny cock softened and relaxed, his mother let him go and kissed his bunny tummy. "Have you boys learned your lesson?" he asked coyly.

"I think they have," Mister Bunny replied, laying the now barely conscious garden cat beside his napping bunny. "Poor Hee-chan's exhausted from all this fun, and little Wu-chan here's headed for Slumberland. They need a little more rest before we can do anything else with them."

"You're right," Mrs. Rabbit answered, tucking little Quatre Rabbit into his bed. "I'll make them some tea for when they wake up, and you and I can have some nice French onion soup while they nap."

Quatre opened his eyes with great effort, looking pouty. "I wan' soup, Mama," he whined around a yawn. "An' I don' think I learned all my lesson yet."

Mrs. Rabbit tucked his son in and kissed the tip of his bunny nose. "Rest, Quatre, then we'll pick up where we left off."

And now we leave this pleasant scene to return to the McKushrenada house, where Treize McKushrenada is washing his blood-streaked face. Mrs. McKushrenada is busy upstairs, grumbling over the rust in his helmet from where Mister McKushrenada's nose bled into it. "Wow, those five are vivacious," the farmer muttered to himself.

~ THE END ~

Took long enough to finish, ne? Here's hoping it was worth the wait. It's a bit tongue-and-cheek, but I liked writing it. If I can get a website, I'll make an entire fanfiction section devoted to manipulating children's classics like this! Have a request? Send it to me and we'll see what we can do! Woo!