Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Weakest Link - Gundam Style ❯ The Weakest Link - Gundam Style ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Join the Gundam Cast in the Weakest Link. With Lady Une as Anne Robinson (easy to imagine) and HY, DM, TB, QRW, WC, ZM, RP, DC, LN, and TK as the contestants.
Bit of character bashing. And ADULT HUMOR (in latter parts). Please Read & Review ^_^

Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Updated On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 5 | Words: 803 | Visits: 393 | Status: Completed

The Weakest Link

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Hey! This is the
Weakest Link. One of the dodgiest British imports you are ever gonna get. The
Weakest Link belongs to the BBC and all that crap. The Deathglare™ belongs to
Heero Yuy.

Before I
forget…ANNE ROBINSON ROCKS! (For an' ol'gal!)

A/N: I'm using the
British version i.e £'s instead of $'s and Tetly and PG are types of tea.

The Weakest Link!

::Dramatic
Music::

Une ::at plastic
podium with black flowing jacket::

Hello, I'm Anne
Une and this is THE WEAKEST LINK!

And these are our
contestants, tonight.

::Dramatic
Music::

Heero: I'm Heero,
a homicidal, suicidal maniac out to kill Relena.

Duo: I'm the cool
guy of the group and kick ass for a livin'.

Trowa: …

Quatre: I'm the
nice, shy loveable guy of the group.

Wu Fei: I'm the
guy with the most justice and integrity of the group and I can't stand weak
onna's or Treize, he has no integrity!

Zechs: I'm the
bishonen with the long blonde hair all women want. And my voice actor is Brian
Drummond, so that makes me the instant favorite to all the women.

Dorothy: I'm the
female homicidal maniac with evil, independently minded eyebrows.

Relena: I'm the
goody-goody of the group. And I have a fetish about Heero shooting me.

Noin: I'm the
girl who fights with the guys and STILL doesn't have her own DAMN GUNDAM!!

Treize: If Relena
is the goody-goody, then I'm the bady-bady. I rule OZ, made the Epyon Gundam
and I look damn good in these pants!

Une: Yes, you
certainly do, Treize-sama!

Everyone: O.o

Une: *cough*,
*cough*…err…Let's play, THE WEAKEST LINK!

::Dramatic
music::

Une: Ok, we play
by answering questions. Each time you get one right you get money. You mustn't
get one wrong or you'll break the chain of money. But if you say 'Bank' before you answer a question, the chain of
money is saved and you start a new chain of money. E=MC2, every
action has an equal but opposite reaction and space is infinite, Treize rules
all and…opps…have I said too much…?

Heero, what's the
main component of the Zero System?

Heero:
…er…emmm…hallucinogenic drugs?

Une: Correct.
<£50>

Duo, what's the
name of your Gundam Deathsythe?

Duo: Oh…I know
this one…hold on a sec…DEATHSYTHE!

Une: Correct.
<£100>

Trowa, what's
your name?

Trowa: …

Une: I'm afraid
your wrong, Trowa. Everyone has decided it's Trowa Barton. <£0>

Quatre, what is
your favorite tea?

Quatre: Oh dear,
that's tough…is it green tea? …Or PG? … Or Tetly? No, it's EARL GREY!

Une: Correct.
<£50>

Wu Fei, Who has
the most integrity and justice?

Wu Fei: Me!

Une: Incorrect.
The correct answer is Mister Treize! <£0>

Zechs, why did
you blatantly ignore Noin's advances, was it because of the war? Because you've
been life long friends and didn't want to ruin it? Or is it because you needed
an ego boost and having Noin constantly following you, provided that?

Zechs: (ashamed)
I needed an ego boost.

Une:
Correct…sadistic wanker… <£50>

Dorothy, if you
slice a male of 5ft8's throat with an AD1895 fencing sword in your right hand,
how long will it take for him to die from lack of blood? Bearing in mind your
incision will be about 2.54 inches.

Dorothy: Exactly
4.1658 minutes, on my good day.

Une: Correct.
<£100>

Relena, why are
you so damn annoying? Is it because you're a goody-goody? That you have a fake
English accent? Or you get Heero to wreck Mister Treize's plans time and again?

Relena: 'BANK'
It's a combination of all three.

Une: Correct.
<£100 banked. Chain starts from £0>

Noin, why did you
bother with Zechs. Especially now that you know you're an 'Ego-Boost'?

Noin: 'BANK'
Well, it's different now, so :P ::sticks tongue out at Une::

Une: You are sort
of correct, might as well allow it… <£150 banked. Chain starts from £0>

Treize-sama, how
old are you?

Treize: 'BANK'
24.

Une: Correct
<£200 banked>

::Deathglare-ing™
at everyone but Treize:: Who is it that's holding you back? Who is a waste of
space? Who doesn't speak, let alone say 'BANK' so save your hard earned cash?
Which clown among you isn't amusing? Who's hair just doesn't cut it around
here? IT'S TIME TO CAST OFF YOUR WEAKEST LINK!!

::Dramatic
music::

Heero: Trowa

Duo: Trowa

Trowa: …

Quatre: Trowa
(Sorry Trowa)

Wu Fei: Trowa

Zechs: Trowa (I love Noin)

Dorothy: Trowa
>.<

Relena: Trowa

Noin: Trowa

Treize: Trowa

Une: It's
unanimous, Trowa…YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! Goodbye!!

::Scary metal
music::

::Loser talk-time
with Trowa::

Trowa: …

End Of Part One