Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Things Anime Characters Would Never Say ❯ Things Anime Characters Would Never Say ( Chapter 1 )

Things You'll Never Here Anime Characters Say

Disclaimer: I, of course, do not own any of the above Anime shows L i.e.(Gundam Wing, Dragon BallZ, and SaiolorMoon.) They all belong to varius geniusus, such as Akira Toriyama (DBZ).

Heero- Sometimes I feel like a nut nut nut nut nut nut.

Goku- Here Bulma, let me help you repair that android. See it'd quite simple, all you have to do is rotate the hydroxal nobimiam 99 degrees and then attach it to the agridi nomius and then…..

Serena- Stop calling me so much Darien.

FutureTrunks- Mommy, Daddy I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed tonight.

Vegeta- (replieing to the above) Okay Trunks, You can sleep in our bed with us tonight.

Vegeta- Goku, can we be best friends forever?

Vegeta- (bowing) Goku, I worship the ground you walk on. Please teach me all of your neato tricks and secrets to fighting. (Vegeta saying neato, he he, that'll be the day.)

Dorothy Catalonia- I've practically got 4 eyebrows, I need to get that fixed.

Goku- Gosh ChiChi, all this food looks delicious but I don't think I can eat anything. Besides, I'm not very hungry and I'm on a diet.

Krillin- Hey I haven't got a nose!

Gohan- Die Kakarot, Die Piccolo, Vegeta is the one I look up to now. I wanna be just like him.

Zechs- I give up Heero, you're to skillful of a fighter for me. You win.

Goku- (Looks at Icarus, Gohan's dragon.) O! Look! It's a big purple chicken! Yum! Here chicken, chiucken, chicken. Here boy, here. OOOOOOO I'm so hungry! Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry…. (procedes to chase Icarus while chanting "hungry".)

Goten- Ggirls? Ewwwww! Cooties!

Ami- Study? Who wants to study, let's go grab a drink and have a party at my house. It starts at around, ummmm, 11:30.

Serena- I made a high mark on my math exam.

Krillin- I still don't have a nose!!! O no!!! How do I breath! I'm suffocating! Goku, help!

Duo- (silence)

Serena- (silence)

Noyne- Gosh Zechs, why do you keep coming back, Just DIE!!!

Wufei- I bow to you, Sally Po, and all other women.

Wufei- You are strong and I am weak.

ChiChi- O gohan, you don't have to study, go train with your father.

ChiChi- Okay Goku, Gohan can go fight in a dangerous battle with you. I understand that if he doesn't fight then the whole world may be blown up. ( I hate how she never understands that.)

Krillin- Help Goku! I….still….can't….breathe. (Falls to the ground)

Goku- Krillin, mouth you idiot, mouth, breathe through your mouth.

Krillin- O yeah, thanx Goku, forgot I had one of those. (stands up)

Goku- (sweat drops and falls over anime style)

A/N: This is what comes outta me sittin in geometry singing the sometimes I feel like a nut song. I've been piecing this together forever. I hope you liked it. If you did please say so and I'll write another one if you want. Please R&R. Thanx. Vega Starr