Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Things Gundam Wing Pilots Never Say or Do... ❯ Things Gundam Wing Pilots Never Say or Do... ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: Don't own Gundam Wing.

Author Note: My first Gundam Wing fic…well my first thing that is Gundam Wing…

Things Gundam Wing Pilots Never Say or Do...

Duo to Heero:

"Do I have to repeat myself? Of course I have to. You just don't seem to get it THAT GETTING YOU'RE SELF NEARLY KILLED IS VERY UPSETTIGN TO ME!"

Heero during a Mission to blow up an OZ base:

"Hate to interrupt yer talking about who's gonna kill me, but did I mention I placed explosives in the building that our going to EXPLODE with in ...the next 15 seconds? And as the Hero I must survive while you badly paid minions die. Now please follow the script and release me so I can mock you're death's and you make horrible noises of death"

Heero to Relena 1:

"Of course I'm Gay! I way to cute to be straight! Now stop getting you and me to be married."

Heero to Relena 2:

"Big news flash, but this 'follow me around like a puppy' is getting annoying. Besides as one of the main bishounen I am GAY and with one of my other bishounen team mates. It's an All know rule. Get over it or become Gay to!"

Heero to Relena 3:

"How many times do I have to say it Relena. I. Will. Not. Share. Duo. With. You!"

Relena to Heero:

Heero: "Relena stop following me!"

Relena: "But Heero. I-"

Heero: "I don't LOVE you"

Relena: "Tch, Well same to you mister! I only followed you because you still own me a new dress for the one i ripped up after Duo shot you!"

Heero: "..."

Heero to himself in front of the mirror.

Heero: "INJUSTICE! Why doesn't my hair grow! I wanna be just like Duo!"

Just before a Mission.

Duo: "Heero hurry up! We've got a mission!"

Heero: "Hang on! I'm just...err polishing my gun!" *cough*Hentai*cough*

Heero: "Duo...do I look fat in spandex?"

Heero: "Mission accomplis-Hey! How did you do that! No fair! You never told em the car could use Turbo!"

Duo: "I didn't? O well now you know..."

Heero: "Omea O Korusu!"

[If ya don't get It. their playing a video game]

Romantic scene between Relena and Heero.

Heero: "Relena?"

Relena: *all star eyed at Heero* Yes, Heero...?"

Heero: "Would you..?"

Relena: "Yes! I'd love to be you're wife!"

Heero: *Glares* "...get of my foot! You're high heels are cutting of it circulation!"

The G-gang watces the first Pokemon Movie

Wufei: Maxwell, I have found yer father! *referring to Mewtwo [1]*

Duo: *hugs the TV* DADDY!

When Duo forgot his contact lenses.

Duo: "Have I mentioned how beautiful you are? You hair is like silk...you eyes are like the ocean depths i drown in..."

"Maxwell..."

Duo: "Yes, love?"

"Do you even have you're contacts in?"

Duo: "Err...*grabs his thick glasses and puts them on* NANI!! Wufei!"

Wufei: *Glare* "How nice of to notice NOW after you fucked me three weeks from sitting normal on a couch!"

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Duo has gathered the gang in Quatre's livign room

Duo: I have to reveal a secret...I am not Duo Maxwell *undoes his braid* I am actually BRITNEY SPEARS!

[1] Mewtwo has violet eyes well...so I and my insanity will say to you. Do the math and see the Humour in it.