You'll never hear them say...

but that don't mean they won't say it...

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing...

Heero:

1) "Relena, I can't love you, because... you see, well... I'm really an android!!!!" *falls to knees sobbing*

2) (Singing while working on Wing Zero) "And the red wire is connected to the... blue wire! And the yellow wire is connected to the... green wire! And the...."

3) "Oh Relena! Where for out thou Relena?"

4) (While in the shower) "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt... I'm so sexy, it hurts."

5) (At a karioki bar) "Are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight..."

Relena:

1) Milliardo: "Relena, from this moment on, you are to start dating Heero Yuy, and then you are going to marry him, because I want nothing more than a guy as cool as him in my family."

Relena: "Date Heero Yuy?! Ew! Gross! Have you seen his shorts? I mean can we say loser?"

2) (While jumping on a table during a political meeting) "Oh! I know something fun to do! Let's start a WAR!! And *you* get to be a general, and *you* get to be a general, and *you* get to be a general, and *I'll* be a general, and we'll all KILL EACH OTHER!! Yea!!!"

3) "OOhhhh.... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

(Heero, Trowa, Wufei, and Zechs) "Sponge Bob Square Pants!"

"Absorbent and yellow and something is he!"

"Sponge Bob Square Pants!"

(All) "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS...."

4) "I'm not really as sweet as I appear and demand the respect I deserve. Right Heero?"

"Yes, my beloved and sexy Queen, I grovel at your feet and worship the ground you walk on." (while bowing at her feet)

Wufei:

1) "All people are weak, and should be controlled... by ME! mmwahahahahaha!!!"

2) "Sally *please* go out with me! I know I'm not worthy of a woman as intelligent and strong as you, but I worship the ground you walk on, I'll obey your every comand, I love you, can't live without you! Please!" *begins to cry*

3) "Hmm... Nataku, you need a new look. I got it! Pink with yellow polka dots!!"

4) "Man, Treize you are the bomb! You are so freakin' cool! I want to be *just* like *you*!"

5) (Jumping out of the shadows, with a red blanket around his neck) "I'm Super Man!!! Whoosh! Zoom! Zap!"

Milliardo:

1) (Stopping suddenly in front of a mirror) "Who is that good-looking man? Oh! That's just my reflection! Well, I guess we know who has the good loks in the family." (while tossing his hair over his shoulder)

2) (On the roof of a building) "Come Boy-wonder! The Bat signal, the Sanc Kingdom needs us! For I AM BATMAN!!!!!!!" (Treize) "Lead on oh fearless leader, but first... I think the tights are too small, I can't feel my legs any more..."

3) (Looking in a mirror) "I wonder what I'd look like as a red head...."

4) (Looking in mirror) "That's it, I'm cutting my hair! I'm beginning to resemble a mop!"

5) Hmmm, since Trowa can date Catherine and she's his sister, I wonder if I should ask out Relena..." { Tenoko: o.0' uhhh.... see what you TBxCB fans have done! Ewww!}

Trowa:

1) "Some people say I talk too much, but I don't think I do. Do you think I talk too much, because if you do, then just say so and I'll try to stop, though that might be kinda hard since I like to talk. Talk? Some people say I talk too much...."

2) (Walks into a wall and then anther wall) "That's it! I'm cutting my bangs! I can't see where I'm going, and one of these days I'm going to hit my head and loose my memory!" Turns to go cut his hair and walks into another wall, "Ow! Where am I? Who am I? I don't remember..."

3) "I wonder what I'd look like... bald. Hmmmm..."

Quatre:

1) (sitting in office) "Man, this job is sooo boring! I wonder what I can do for fun.... hey!... you know... blowing up those colonies *was* alot of fun...." *grins evilly* "I think it's time I took Sandrock out for a little spin..."

2) "I am sick and tired of being so freakin nice! And mean people probably think I'm gay! And whats up with my pink shirts! Gross!"

3) "Die you stupid person! Die! Just die!!!! Take this! And this! And-"

"Uhhh... Quatre, are you... *okay*" (Quatre looks up to see Duo in doorway)

"*blushes* Uh, yeah! I'm fine! Why do you ask?"

"Quatre, let the politician go. Step away from the political leaders and everything will be fine."

"No you're lying!! You're all working together! Plotting against me! Don't think I don't know! I know everything! He,he, he, he mmwwwhahahahahahaha!" { Tenoko: *sweatdrops* uhhhh....}

Duo:

1) "Hark! What light from yonder window breaks! 'Tis the east, and Juliet- I mean Hilde, is the sun..."

2) "I can't take this any more! Being the god of Death is too depressing! I'm going to become the god of all things fuzzy and cute!"

3) "I wonder what I'd look like blonde.... wait! No! Bald is beautiful! Yeah baby!"

Lady Une:

1)"Treize, you stupid man! Do you really think you are strong enough to rule the earth and colonies? Ha! I will be ruler!"

2) "Oh Treize, get over yourself! You call yourself a real man! Not hardly! Now Zechs on the other hand..."

Okay, I had alot of fun writing this, and I hope you had as much fun reading it. Please review now. Thanx! ~*Tenoko*~