Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ This is Wrong ❯ Operation Find Heero Yuy's Soul Mate ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Reread first chapters oh and thank a lot for the safe return of the leash now on with the story

Chapter 1: Operation Find Heero Yuy's soul mate

She (Relena) had dragged HIM (Heero) with her for her 'ever so important' Brunch with the colony Prime Ministers. And now she was off smoosing, at least she wasn't hanging all over him. 'What is going on, when did I get to be such a, a well I don't even know what I am now. At least 'someone' will be here' Heero consoled himself 'great now you have to remember not to stare and keep yourself from zoning out' he was no longer consoled by the thought of 'someone' being there. Then out of the corner of his eye 'someone' came in.

"Hey Heero" Quatre called from the entranceway, Duo was standing next to him as Wufei and Trowa flanked them. Duo took of in a not so acceptable manor winding through people as though they were an obstacle course braid sloshing along, Quatre made his way through the crowd with just as much gusto, but in a much more polite manor as the other two friends smiled wirily and followed close in suit.

"hooww are ya Heeero" Duo panted as he reached his stoic friend, 'I am never this hyper in the mornings' he mentally noted.

Heero shook his head. "Duo, you do know it is 10 in the morning don't you?" he ask with the slighted bit of a smile unwittingly appearing.

"Yea I know" Duo pouted, "all I was doing was asking how ya are" he scoffed and turned sideways folding his arms.

"I'm good, Duo, and You?" 'Yea, Duo never will change, same ole childlike retro poutiness'. Heero laughed at the mental picture of a little child pouting and how it reassembled Duo so.

"Me? I'm right as rain" Duo spun around to face Heero again only to furrow his brow. "Heero?" Dou ask in a serious tone, "why is rain right" The reluctant smile finally could not refrain from leaving it's hiding place.

"I don't know Duo, I just don't know"

Duo's face spread slowly into a small smile. Then Quatre arrived and began to converse with Heero, the smile that Heero had had faded into a forced one that didn't look quite natural, Trowa and Wufei then joined the conversation 'He smiled at me, god when he really smiles he's admirable, lovely, oh hell he's fuck'n gorgeous.' Duo closed his eyes and lent into the arm currently wrapped around him, lingering thoughts of that smile on his mind.

"Are you ok Duo" Quatre's voice snapped him out of his blissful thoughts.

"Um yea, I'm fine" 'what the hell was that, I haven't had that kind of thought about Heero in, well during the day in months' he shook it off and became an active participant in the conversation.

Soon the ex-gundam pilots separated and circulated around the room. Relena found Heero and began to show him off as though she owned him until 12 o'clock when brunch was served. Then after all the business and such was taken care of Relena invited everyone, (begrudgingly so in the case of Duo) back to her 'house' (1) for some tea. Everyone, except Duo, accepted without hesitation.

~Back at miss Relena's 'House'~

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO" Relena called, Heero winced, "Heero, where'd ya go" 'hind, run, somewhere' Heero's thoughts raced as Relena rounded the corner he closed his eyes trying to become invisible. "Oh, Heero there you are, you took off when the subject of the wedding came up, I was gonna ask you to be my escort, hehehe" she giggled and clamped down on his arm dragging him toward the dinning hall, then she abruptly stopped. "So will ya"

"hu? Oh, um what?" Heero questioned

"Ok I'll ask again" She smiled sweetly and looked up, "Heero will you be my escort to the wedding"

"Sure, I guess…" He was again being pulled to the dinning hall. Again she stopped just short, causing a slightly flustered Heero to collide with an expectant Relena who seemed to be in the direct path of his lips. Heero was shocked to say the least, Relena brought arms up to encircle him and he pushed away, finally after getting over the shock. Relena just smiled and dragged him back into the dinning hall. The first thing Heero's eyes latched onto was a giggling Quatre.

"So bud you get'n serious with Lena, hu, hu," Duo teased.

"Oh my, you saw that little display" Relena gushed. Duo just nodded smiling, for some reason the smile seemed fake to Heero. "Heero agreed to be my escort for your lovely wedding" Heero didn't even want to go to that wedding, 'stupid double wedding, stupid Quatre and Trowa, stupid Duo and Wufei, stupid everything' "Heero are you alright. Your scowling at the wall" Relena chuckled.

Quatre whispered something to Trowa, all Heero could make out was 'looking good' and 'off lately' they were probably discussing him. He didn't even care. "I'm fine" with that he took his seat. Tea seemed to drag on and on, gushing lovers discussing there wedding and Relena took liberties she didn't have in discussing the way her wedding would be, almost blatantly saying Heero would be the groom, she even ask him what he thought, the whole day made him sick and he mostly grunted along, trying not to get to into the conversation as he hated the topic. Wufei and Duo left first then Quatre and Trowa and Heero fell into the sanctity of his little guest room to think.

~Wufei and Duo's home~

Duo, sat up pretending to read a comic book, while Wufei lie in bed next to him reading a book. Wufei had noticed the crease in Duo's brow but thought nothing of it, he was offend that way when he was dutifully involved in his 'little cartoon books' as Wufei so apply called his mangas. However Duo's mind was not on the book, 'why did that affect me, a guy has a right to kiss his girlfriend, even if she is a bitch, and he deserves better, ME' Duo's eyes widened in comprehension of the fact that he was jealous of Relena, he hated that girl. He had thought that his attraction, no feelings for Heero had gone away long ago but that mustn't be the case. He still had dreams and now this, jealousy. 'He's straight, He's straight, He's straight' Duo repeated over and over.

"Who is?" Wufei Quirked an eyebrow.

"Wha?"

"You said 'he's straight', who?"

"Oh, um, Wha, I, Woofers, Wu bear, what were we talking about?" Duo stuttered then put on an ear-to-ear grin on his face and wiggled his eyebrows.

"OK, well if you talking about that stupid little cartoon book then I don't even wanna know…. muphh" he was cut short by two big luscious lips descending apone his own.

"Less talk more action" Duo grinned evilly then started to place kisses up and down Wufei' s neck stopping to nibble at his ear.

"uhhu" Wufei put a bookmark in his book and flipped off the nightlight, for some ' Quality Time'.

~Quatre and Trowa's~

"Q?" Trowa looked around the corner to find his lover jumping to try to reach a box on the top shelf of the closet.

"Hum" Quatre ask jumping again, "Trowwa" The lithe blonde gave a shout as he felt himself being lifted up, he grabbed the box and was set down. "Trowa" Quatre turned appreciative to the other man, and traced his hand down Trowa's face, "thank you".

Trowa leaned down to kiss the shorter boy and then lifted him up taking him to set on the bed, "Your welcome, little one" he smiled and lay atop the other trailing kisses down his neck and chest as he unbuttoned his partners shirt. Needless to say the couple called it a night, and the box lay forgotten on the closet floor.

~MacDonald's~ (I swear I musta been on something for this)

"Hey Heero my man" Duo jauntily greeted his stoic friend who was currently sitting at a table by the back corner with Quatre, Wufei and Trowa. "What's up Q, Tro, Wuffy?" he plopped down on top of Heero and scooted across him to sit on Wufei's lap, legs stretched out over Heero.

"Hello Duo" Quatre smiled at the other boy, "you seem to be in a good mood today" he dipped a fry in ketchup and swirled it around before tossing it into his mouth, with a look of satisfaction.

"I am, oh and Heero I was wondering?" He paused and Heero quirked an eyebrow, "if you'd be my best man"

"Oh Oh and mine" the little blonde piped up before stuffing another fry into his mouth.

"It would be my pleasure" Heero stated in a less than enthusiastic tone. "I'm going to get a drink now if anyone wants anything." Wufei shook his head, Trowa smiled and ask for a refill 'if it wouldn't be to much trouble' and Quatre shoot the box of empty fries and looked in his wallet then handed Heero some money for more fries (2).

Duo, however got a very large evil smirk and quickly put on an award-winning smile. "Could you get me my usual and an extra fry and oooh oooh, one of thoughts toy's, and an ice cream?" He smiled wildly. "And um put it on my tab."

"Sure why not, are you sure you can eat it all?" Heero Questioned, the others thought it was an odd question Duo was like a garbage deposal he ate all the time and never filled, but Duo happily nodded with a short 'I'm real hungry today' and Heero was off. About 5 min. later the boy's began to wonder what Duos usual was, Trowa ask Wufei, as Duo was not telling. Wufei was just as perplexed as the others while Duo frequented places like MacDonald's and other fast food restaurants, they usually went elsewhere.

Heero finally retuned with about 2 maybe 3 trays of food, and Duo yelped for joy. Wufei stood to help his friend and once the food was laid out Duo dug in standing up so the others could sit Wufei excused himself and went to the restroom, everyone but Heero (and I mean everyone the whole of the restaurant was looking) focused there attention on the lone boy gobbling up trays of food, as the initial shock wore off they began to converse once more, well Heero, Quatre and Trowa talked, Duo stuffed his face and nodded.

"There must be 20 dollars worth of food there" Quatre commented, Trowa nodded his consent sneaking one of Quatre's fries.

"23, to be exact" Heero said snaking one of Duo's chicken nuggets.

"Hey" Came a muffled complaint from Duo.

"Ah hush Baka it's one nugget you'll live" Duo faked a death scene, and Wufei retuned. Without thought Duo slid from his seat up atop Heero, not even stopping his consumption of fries and burger for a moment, as Wufei sat duo sung his legs over him.

"Hey get your feet off me" Wufei scowled at Duo, ketchup smirked all over his face. Heero sat there reaching around Duo and grabbing a fry.

"I'll bite you Yuy if you keep snatching my fries" another muffled complaint.

" You bite me AGAIN and I'll shoot you" Heero's voice would send chills down anyone's spine, Quatre's eyes lit in fear, but Duo just laughed.

"You said that last time, and you didn't do it" Duo was smiling and apparently not the least bit affected by Heero's tone.

"You removed my cartage and hid the replacement bullets in case I fond it" Heero stated same icy tone as he defiantly popped another fry.

Duo growled "that's it your toast" he grabbed Heero's right arm and bit down hard.

"Ow, shit Duo" Heero grabbed the ketchup bowls (3) and poured then onto Duos lap, Being the only food left available Duo chucked Quatre's fries at Heero, it didn't have the desired effect, as he was sitting on Heero and the fries bounced off and landed on him. Wufei, Trowa and Quatre stood as quickly as possible, Trowa looked back to see Duo poring sugar down Heero's shirt and Heero pinching the shit out of Duo.

"Stop" Wufei yelled, the fighting boys fell out onto the floor and wrestled for a little until Duo once again bit Heero catching him off guard and pined him to the ground, he was laughing.

" I am the VICTOR" Duo shouted. Heero was shaking his head, he had given up struggling, he looked almost as if he were smiling, only moments ago the two were battling it out on the ground fighting as hard as they could and now they seemed to be laughing. 'Oh, Allah here comes the manager' Quatre thought.

"Oh, boy you two again, thought I'd gotten rid of you, shooda known all the pies and various other foods we were almost bought out of, well it ain't that I don't appreciate the Business but really it's like every other time you came in here," he looked at Heero "I assume he bit you again" Heero smiled still underneath Duo, "well boy let him up, I know it ain't often you win theses scuffles but fun times up we got a birthday party in 5 min. won't have to have little kid see grown men wresslen in the floor , now will it?" The man laughed and walked off. 'This was a usual occurrence' Wufei thought. Duo sat back and Heero pulled his legs out from under him, causing the braided boy to fall backward.

"You spilled my fries" Quatre pouted, and things seemed to go back to normal. Until, Duo had a sudden urge to play in the ball pins.

"Come on Q, PPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSEE!?" Duo pleaded and after 10 min Quatre gave in and they set off. While they were gone Trowa brought up (3) Heero's living with Relena, and ask how serious things were.

"Honestly?" Heero ask, Trowa nodded and both he and Wufei were not expecting the answer. "Well, I'd rather fuck a goat, I don't like the woman that way, and she has become insistent and therefore annoying, I don't be leave I will stay to much longer, she's a sweetheart but she has expectations and I do not have any want to fore fill. So, I have no relationship of that manor with the woman and never will, probably. She's just well she's not my soul mate" He Paused "Oh man I got to go, give my apologies to Quatre and Duo, alright." Heero stood and left the fast food joint.

Wufei and Trowa still had looks of deep thought, shock and confusion when the other two joined them after being put out by the manager. "Wow, what's wrong" Duo ask.

"Did you know Heero doesn't like Relena?" Wufei said starring into the far wall.

"Were is Heero" Quatre ask looking around.

"….."

"Oh he left, why?" Trowa looked at Quatre and smiled warmly, "well, if he had plans" Quatre smiled back, normally Duo would tease Quatre about not letting Trowa speak for himself but his mind was on more pressing matters.

"Heero and Relena aren't serious" He quirked an eyebrow.

"They aren't anything, Heero says she is annoying him, and she's not his," He made air quotation marks "Soul Mate" a long pause, "he seemed a little sad, maybe it's being around so many couples" his thoughts finished Wufei lent back in his chair and looked at Duo who was snickering something awful, "what?"

"I think we should help Heero find a 'mate'" Duo paused "For his own happiness and good" 'ok so if he's attached I can't think of him as single, that's just an added benefit, he deserves happiness and I am gonna give it to him one way or another.'

"That's a great idea" Quatre spoke up.

"Oh, no little one, you shouldn't meddle in others love lives" Trowa cautioned.

" I agree" Wufei said nodding his head.

"Ah, well your fuddy duddies" with that Duo stuck out his tongue.

"I'm with ya Duo" Quatre said giving his over an apologetic look.

"Alright them operation 'Find Heero Yuy's Soul Mate' has began"

1) Ha house the place I a freak'n impersonal mansion

sry just had to state that hehe

2) What can I say the boy loves fries.

3) Yes Trowa brings things up sometimes

Teaser:

'God this has got to stop'

"Wow, you look real good Drunk"

'I'm gonna kill Duo, this is the 42ed dud of a blind date and I'm tired of being nice'

Shinigami: Well?

MyMy: Well what?

Shinigami: Be brutally honest did it suck it sucked didn't it

MyMy: Yep

Layly: I thought it was good *BIG smile*

Shinigami: Thanks *sharpens scythe in preparation to kill MyMy*

MyMy: EEP I read that *starts running*

Shinigami: Run all you like I'll find you, mawahahaha *laughs manically* I'm going hunting I hope you enjoyed *evil grin* Here MyMy, HHHHeeeeerrrrreeee MyMy come out come out wherever you are

PS: Sorry bout the MacDonald's thing I got into fights with by best friend all the time there when we were younger.

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