Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Trapped on Duo Island!! ❯ Trapped on Duo Island!! FINALE! part 1 ( Chapter 6 )

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Trapped
on Duo Island!!

The Ending of ALL Endings
- Part 1!

"And Duo, Heero and Quatre ran into the empty room and minutes later
the intense moaning of a passionate threesome could be heard throughout
the island--"
Hilde: *fwaps Melissa upside the head* You BAKA! Duo is MINE!
Melissa: *cough* yeah, that's what all my flamers seem to think...
Hilde: Duo is not a [censored] faggot!!!!
Duo: *appears in the doroway* tsk, tsk... such awful language...
Hilde: ARGH! everyone is against MEEEE!
Quatre: looks like a reincarnation of Wufei's hissy fit... only Hilde-ish...

Melissa: See, I do want comments on who should win, but when put in
flames they just thwart my opinions. So Hilde has very grim chances indeed...
Trowa: *pops in* and you were leaving /me/ out?
Melissa: *sweatdrops* whoops! Oh yeah, there will be MAD Shounen-ai
hints in this ep, so be warned... Oh yes, and there's language too... and
suggestiveness... The high demand I mean request for a
higher rating has been granted.... MWUAHA!

Side note: I'm sorry that the first part of the finale will be so short,
but I'm really braindead and writer's blocked right now.

GOMEN NASSAI!


*****On with the show!****

Quatre: *lying down on the beach, twidling his fingers with an insane
gleam in his eyes* Hmm...
(A/N: *cough*ZEROsystemmadness*cough*)
Quatre: *looks up to see Duo standing next to him*
Duo: Hey Quatre, I was coming here to tell everyone that-MMMPPH!
*psychotic Quatre has pulled Duo down into a heated kiss*
Duo: *yanks himself off* WHOA dude! what's with you! please tell me
it's not the ZERO system syndrome again...
Quatre: *chuckles softly*
Duo: well, I was just going to say that everyone has to pack up because
you're moving near the resort later... yeesh...
Quatre: Okay... *evil grin* you won't stay for a while?
Duo: O.o;;; no... thanks... not when you're like this...
Quatre: *unusually calm* fine...
Duo: *walks away, disgruntled, and mumbling something about needing
a cold shower*

*at the resort*

Melissa: *is watching the live recordings of the beach camera and has
tears streaking down her face in laughter* Tooo rich! Tooo rich!
Duo: *flings the door open, fuming* You are a dead author... You ecchi!
Melissa: *looks on innocently* oh?
Duo: I know you have some control about what goes on here...
Melissa: *giggles* I didn't make Quatre horny, if that's what you're
asking...
Duo: *mumbles and walks into the bathroom* I'm irresistable, but that
doesn't mean people can catch me off gaurd like that... though I really
shouldn't be complaining...
Melissa: *laughs* he doesn't even know the half of it...

***

Hilde: *haunched over a piece of paper, scribbling* AHA! victory shall
be MINE!
Heero: *sweatdrops and attempts to look over her shoulder* How is a
piece of paper going to help you rig the game?
Hilde: *turns around* YOU NOSY BASTARD! stop looking at *my* private
tactics! And who says I'm going to rig it? Duo loves ME!
Heero: *sweatdrops* riiiight. Rigging the game would be the only way
for you to get Duo. And I doubt you're smart enough for that, he doesn't
love you.
Hilde: Nooo... he just doesn't realise it yet... *evil grin*
Heero: whatever. You aren't worth my time.
Hilde: *muttering* you wait and see, Heero Yuy, it's not over yet.

**later**

Heero & Quatre: *arrive at the resort with their bags* We're here!
Melissa: *looks around* where's Hilde?
Heero: you mean the byatch? oh, she's trailing along.
Hilde: *cough* okay! *sputter* I'm here!
Melissa: *has a look of utter distaste* what happened to YOU?
Hilde: *phsycotic grin* oh, nothing...
Quatre: Melissa, I have a feeling you should have checked her medical
papers before admitting her as a contestant...
Hilde: I HEARD THAT!
Melissa: *sweatdrops* anyways, you three will be staying at that house
*points to a bungalow a little ways off from the author house*
Quatre: *_* Ooooh! Stucco! Pretty!
Hilde: stuff a sock in it, gay-boy...
Quatre: *seething* you... you... Homophobic bitch!!!! Omae o korosu!!!
Heero: hey! that's my line!
Hilde: *stomps off into the house* HMPH!
Melissa: *coos* Quatre, it's time for your blood pressure pil...
Quatre: *calms down* Oo~kay!
Heero: *sweatdrops*
Melissa: I think I'll put Hilde in a seperate living arrangement than
you guys...
Heero: you mean like a metal safe?
Melissa: that's not a bad idea...
Quatre: Eheee! Heero! You're my housemate! That means screwing without
inturruption!
Heero: *turns red and facevaults*
Melissa: I hope Duo isn't watching this...

*in the room*
Duo: HEY! Those two are supposed to be for ME! Not eachother! DAMMIT!
Somebody /has/ to turn Quatre's horn level DOWN!

*meanwhile*

Hilde: *who is now in a small house the size of a garage* Grrrr... you
wait and see, you screwy host... you wait and see... *clenches fists in
anger*


***

Oooh! you all are left in suspense (partiallly, I suppose) and again,
I'm sorry that this is so short. If you want more,
please e-mail me with
ideas!

Luv,

~Melissa (AnimeGurl)