Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Twisted World ❯ Lunch and Hubert ( Chapter 4 )

Relena: Hey Heero, do you smoke after sex?

Heero: *looks down* I don't know. Wanna find out?

Relena: *giggles*

Anime~Angel: O.O

Dark Anime~Angel: Do it! Do it! I'LL get to write about it!

Anime~Angel: Who the hell are you?

Dark Anime~Angel: I'm the evil side of you. I write all the dirty stuff.

Nice Anime~Angel: I write all the good stuff... not the disgusting porno crap.

Dark Anime~Angel / Nice Anime~Angel: *gets into a cat fight*

Anime~Angel: O.O Well then what do I write about?

Dark Anime ~Angel / Nice Anime~Angel: The story line.

Disclaimer: We don't own it. Nope. Nada.

When Relena woke up, she immediately jumped into a cold shower to wake herself up, ate some toast, naked, while brushing her hair.
She had memorized her schedule, the rules, and requirements.

She mindlessly pulled on a pair of black lacy panties and strapped on a black bra. She tried quickly pull on her pants, realizing that they were
a size to small, (or so she thought) and had to lie down to get them to fit. The white blouse she had to wear was skin tight and thin, you could see
everything. She mumbled about perverts and pulled on her jacket. It fit perfectly, molding to her every curves, and making them seem even more
erotic.

She looked at herself in the full mirror in her room. Plain, dark green pants left little to the imagination, and the jacket had only three buttons
on it, starting at the bellybutton, leaving all to see the swell of her breasts through her shirt.

"I'm going to KILL whoever made these uniforms.", Relena stated, putting her hair in a loose braid. Taking a deep breath, she went out the
door to find Dorothy there. "Uh.... I need to get to Heero. Have you seen him?", Relena asked forcefully, fighting the urge to cover herself up.

Dorothy looked her over. "You look nice in the uniform. You should see the fat people."

A mental image came to mind and Relena shuddered. Dorothy gave her a smile and turned around and began walking. "He's still eating
breakfast with the guys. Follow me."

They walked in silence until they got to a large door, opened slightly. Everyone was there eating... like... pigs. Duo had his mouth full of bacon
and was reaching for the milk at the same time Wufei was, and a large fight got started. Everyone ignored them though, and kept eating as if their
life depended on it.

"Are they always this.... repulsive?", Relena asked. Having to take her eyes off the scene.

Dorothy chuckled. "Not always, they're just eager to talk you. Well... Duo is ALWAYS like that."

"But I already ate."

"Well... you better get used to eating down here." Relena frowned and walked in. They fell into silence as the girls gave her a thumbs up and
winked, while the guys stared, and Heero got a nose bleed (1).

Relena hid a blush and walked further into the room, taking the only chair left, next to Heero.

His eye's followed her everywhere and when she sat, his eyes were fixed on her chest, unblinking. She shifted, embarrassed and annoyed
that he was staring at her breasts, and cleared her throat, causing him the blush and look away... at everyone who was grinning like mad.

Duo gave him a thumbs up and wiggled his eyebrows. Heero glared at him and cleared his throat. "I'm sorry for my behavior Miss Relena.
Please forgive me."

"Hn." She looked at him, seeing an apology in his eye's, but ignoring it. "You have a meeting in an hour, we should leave."

"Oh, your right. I still have to shower and get dressed. It should take me thirty minutes.... under your supervision of course."

Relena visibly paled. Catching herself, she threw up a wall, firmly nailing it in place, and nodded. "Of course."

Everyone, watching the exchange, shrugged and went on with their lives while the two left the room in silence.

Heero, uncomfortable, tried to break the tension. "So, where are you from?"

"A womb."

"Um... country?"

"Sanc Kingdom."

"That's nice."

"Do you have any siblings?"

"Not that I know of."

As they entered his room, Relena inwardly stared in awe how messy it was. Heero flustered, and ran around quickly, trying to clean up.
"We're going to be late. I don't really give a fuck what your room looks like."

Heero glanced at her. "Of course your right." He immediately began to remove his shirt. "Could you grab a clean suit from the closet? I'll be
right back."

Relena watched him all the way to the bathroom, seeing him unbutton his pants and begin to pull them down. Realizing that he was going to
shower with the door open, she grabbed a suit and crept to the door. Seeing that he didn't have a shower curtain, Relena had a great view of his
delicious body. And she took no time to begin to rake her eyes over his body. Every scrumptious muscle was tanned and moving as he hummed the
tune to "It's been awhile".

Her eye's traveled up his calf and lovely thighs to his perfect buttocks. She lick her lips. She continued upward as she scanned his back, his
arms, and the back of his head. Her eyes directed themselves back to that luscious butt. He wiggled them side to side as he started to sing, "It's been
awhile, since I've gone and fucked things up, just like I always do. It's been awhile, but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you."

She smiled as he began to turn around, jumping out of the doorway, not wanting to get caught, and thinking it would be cheating if she
looked.... THERE before.... before what? Was she going to sleep with him? Is she.... she falling in Love with him? No. It was lust. And lust is a bad
thing. another reason not to get involved with anyone.

She wasn't about to tell anyone that it was hoax. Her attitude. Her whole life.... And when she did.... she always gets hurt. That one time....
with that one man... Yesterday, she had slipped....

She shook it off, realizing that Heero had gotten out and was dressing. Wanting to avert her eyes, but since it was her job... It wouldn't hurt
to peek. Heero, looking at his alarm clock, noticing he ws running late, began to scurry around the room.

When he finished dressing, he surveyed his room, making a silent swear to clean it later. "We have to go."

"I know. I know." His gaze raked up and down her body, his eye's narrowing. "I'm going to get you a new uniform after today."

Relena frowned. "Why? Don't I look good? It IS a bit tight... but, I thought men would like that."

"That's the problem.", Heero muttered, slipping on his jacket.

They left his room, Heero walking in front, Relena directly behind him. She couldn't help but watch as his butt went up and down, seeing it
naked. "You know, when your a bodyguard, you normally look around and search for bad guys. Not your employers ass."

Relena started, pulling her gun out of its holster, and pointing it straight into Duos face. "Whoa there sparky. I surrender." He threw his hands
up pouting and sniffling. "I'm to young to die."

As fast as it came out, her gun was back in and her walking along side Heero. "Hey! Wait up!", Duo called, jogging to them. Relena glared at
him, and began scouting for evil looking people.

They reached the limo, which had been scanned for bugs and bombs earlier, five minutes late. Duo got in the drivers seat, grinning back at
them, and put the limo in gear.

"So, would you like to spend your lunch break with me? Uh... eating lunch and stuff." Heero mentally smacked himself. He sounded so stupid.

She looked at him amused. "As a date?"

Heero flustered. Relena let out a loud cackle and smirked. "You're to easy." Duo chuckled and looked in the rear view mirror.

"He's engaged honey. Keep away from him.", Duo murmured, his eye's twinkling.

"I love a challenge.", She shifted her eye's off of Duo and looked at Heero. "Fine. But nothing crowded. I hate these uniforms."

Heero looked upon her lovely figure, all of those curves and arches and she was off limits. WAY off limits. Think of Silvia. Heero thought, trying
to get Silvia up in his head. But the only person he got was Relena. Cruel, mean, sexy, erotic, and blue eyed Relena. God it was going to be a long
day....

"Duo, call Trowa and tell him I'll cover Heero for lunch." Relena glanced at Heero. "As long as he's paying." She lifted an eye brow and
looked at him. Heero sighed and nodded. "Good."

*****

Relena and Heero walked into a nice, expensive restaurant. "Ah! Master Yuy! What a pleasant surprise." A short, pudgy man walked towards
them, bringing a very attractive woman with him. "And you brought along a new cup cake yes? For me?" The mans eye's greedily roamed over
Relena's body. Wetting his thin lips with his tongue.

Heero glared at the man, pulling a cigarette out of his pocket. "Where's Leo? He sick again?"

"Ah... no. He's taking a break.", the pudgy man kept his eye's on Relena. "Who is she?"

Heero felt his gut tighten. Was this jealousy? "She's my-"

"Date.", Relena finished, sneering at the beautiful waitress with her eye's on Heero. What were they? Meat?

"Yeah, she's my date Hubert." Hubert flustered, digging into his pocket for something, pulling out a gun.

Relena had her gun out and put against his head before he could even point it. "Drop the gun you fat son-of-a-bitch!" Hubert turned pale and
began to sweat. "Drop it now!" He drop it, shaking with fear.

Heero began to laugh. And when he saw the fear in Huberts eyes and scorn in Relenas eye's, He laughed even harder. He bent over and
picked up the gun on he floor, pointing it at his cigarette, pulling the trigger. "Heero, no!", Relena cried trying to grab the gun away from Heero.

A small flame emerged, lighting his cigarette. Relena, looking dumbfounded, lowered her gun just enough to let Hubert get away. Heero took
a long drag and handed it to Relena. "I think you need this." She nodded puffing on the cigarette like no tomorrow. "How many times have I told you,
don't pull that lighter out when my body guards are around."

Hubert was as white as a sheet, and the waitress was giggling, puffing out her chest to get Heero's attention. Heero ignored her and took his
cigarette away from Relena. "May we be seated now?"

"Of course sir. Right away sir. Your normal table sir?", Hubert stuttered, grabbing two menu's. Heero nodded. Hubert looked at Relena, who
some how got a glare, sneer, and evil laugh mixed in together, and jumped and again turning white. "Fo- *gulp* Follow me. Sir. Ma'am."

Heero glanced at Relena, who looked at him and smirked, nodding at his 'your-so-evil-but-funny' glare. They sat down in a room with glass
windows all around, a table set for two with candles and a bottle of wine. The heater was going full blast, trying to rid the room of the chill the
windows brought.

"I'll be back to take you order sugar honey.", The waitress said, winking at Heero, dropping a piece of paper onto his lap. When she left,
Heero opened it and saw her phone number. He laughed good naturally.

"Ok," Heero murmured, leaning back in his chair. "Why did you say I was your date?"

"Because fat-so was drooling over me and I had to shut him up."

"Can't blame you on that one. Second, do you know how pretty you are?"

"Yes. I use it to my advantage."

"I noticed that." Heero's eye's darkened with desire. "Are you going to seduce me Miss Relena?"

Relena leaned forward. "Only if I have to."

Their eye's locked, and began to pull them closer together. "The sun makes your hair look golden Relena.", Heero murmured, pushing a
strand away from her face. Heero looked back into her eye's, watching them melt with something. Fear? Longing?

"May I take your orders?" They ripped apart, Heero glaring at the server, said, "Chicken Alfredo. No salad. Baked potato."

"I'll have the same." When the waiter left, Heero looked at Relena, into her eye's. The were the cold, merciless blue again. He sighed.
Fucking Waiter.

*sighs* Finally done! *Three Anime~Angels dance together.*