Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Uncle Wu-bear ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

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Uncle Wu-bear
Part 4
by: Nekocin

Author's notes: Here's were my sister ideas are developing.
To-> strawberry bunnie, -_-' I don't think you can take the chibis, because they're not mine. Sorry. But I think you can still draw the chibis for me =^_^= that would be great. Chibis in their perspective costumes, please... the costumes in this chapter =^_^=. You can decide. Thanks for the review.
To-> Ken, I don't know what to say here... but thanks for the review.

*** ~> Dr. J speech
*...* ~> the actions, only in later parts when the scientists are appearing.
// ... // ~> thoughts

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"Aaaw... how cute..." Hilde was getting dreamy-eyed as she drooled while looking at the sight in front of her. "Aren't they cute?" Hilde nuzzled an angry-looking Wufei. "Why am I supposed to wear onna clothes?" He growled, eyeing his clothes on the sofa and glared at the genki-looked Hilde. "Because... you're their nanny!" Hilde grinned, making Wufei feel a little fire lighting up. "You DO look good in pink, you know" Wufei gave her a warning glare, and his glare traveled across the room. There were a lot of costumes lying on the floor and on the sofa as Hilde was letting the four toddlers to try them on. You have to admit, Hilde was a great designer. Because she has the wildest ideas of how to design more utterly cute things.

Look at Rapunzel [1], Hilde had made a cute bear like suit. Duo was wearing the teddy-bear colored suit, even with the ears on either sides of his head. Curiously, chibi Duo peered at his reflection. He was going to pout about how 'ugly' he looked with those ears. Those puffy ears. He crossed his arms and frowned at Wufei like as if he wanted to ask: 'Now what is this supposed to mean?'. "What are you looking at me for?" Wufei snapped. "Hmmm!" Duo pouted in a baby voice. "Aww... isn't he cute?" Hilde was referring to Trowa, who was turning red because of his weird costume.

Emerald [2] was wearing a cat costume... the Bombay-like one. With cat ears on either side of his head. He looked over his shoulder and sweatdropped, Hilde didn't forget about the tail either. Now he's a cat from head to toe, look at his paws!! He didn't need long sleeved suits to cover his hands, 'replacing' them with a pair of PAWS!!! He glared at the image in front of him, in the mirror. That's unlikely... definitely NOT Trowa. Wufei looked a little amused when he saw how Trowa was growling about his image, even though baby talk ISN'T what he'd studied for. Although talking Japanese is a new language for him, baby talk isn't a real dialect. Trowa looked at Wufei, giving him a mental image 'You'll pay for this!'

"WAAAIII!!! Looky here! Usagi-san!!!" Hilde squealed while holding the white-dressed baby up. Wufei wasn't surprised when he saw the baby flushed while Hilde gave him a mirror to look at himself. Ocean [3], looked surprised at himself. Now he's the... BUNNY?!!! The fur itself felt real, a pair of bunny ears were placed on either side of his head... he also glanced over his shoulder finding the opportunity to sweatdrop as well... she also didn't forget about the little, spongy or puffy tail of a bunny. He glanced at Wufei, who somehow felt like Quatre was going to cry. 'Why oh why must I be the bunny?'

Heero shot Wufei a glare, while Hilde began to waltz with him. Prussian [4] glared at his reflection, not wanting to look so stupid... he just wanted to glare at the image, hoping that the mirror might break since he's 'ugly' just like in that "Sleeping Beauty" drama. The mirror shattered into pieces. But on the other hand, Hilde just adored Heero's suit. Black and white... contrasting colors, even around one of his eyes that woman had colored the sides black. He glared at the new ears of his, which were placed on either sides of his head... little puffy ears. 'Omae o korosu. I'll kill that woman first and then you. You've let her dress us up!!!' Wufei just imagined Heero might want to say that to him.

"Do they have to dress up so ridiculously?" Wufei had enough of those glances or glares from his chibi comrades. "And WHY do I have to be their so-called nanny? That's an onna's work, isn't it?!!!" Hilde ignored his glaring and get all glassy-eyed as she cupped her cheeks while smiling/ grinning sheepishly at the four babies in front of her. "Are you listening?" "Huh?... oh, aren't they so kawaii? The judges will just flip over their cuteness. I've done a good work making these costumes. Don't you think? I've tried coming up with total cute costumes and thought about cute animals when I was pondering what to make for them!!" She squealed as she couldn't keep her eyes away from the 4 puppy-eyes looking babies. "Yeah right!" Wufei snorted and suddenly Hilde snapped. She grinned 'evilly' at Wufei, who somehow felt a cold chill going though his spine. "What are you looking at?" Wufei wanted to sound neutral by her 'scary' grin. "YOU!!!" She pounced on Wufei [5] "What the...?"

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Inside a familiar lab... [6]

The scientists were gathered around Dr. J's desk as they stared at the strange liquid on the table. The day has come. They'll be getting younger...

"Is it ready?"
*** "Yes... just for about a few seconds we're going to be just about 20 years younger..."
"You've changed the formula... or did you add more ingredients?" *looking nervously*
*** "Hm! Yes, I did add more ingredients. There's nothing to worry about"
"And WHY do we have to become 20 years younger?" *frowning*
"Maybe you just wanted to pick up some ladies at the contest?" *doing the thinking pose*
*** "What contest? What are you saying! Look how old we're getting"
"Ever wonder why the phrase 'just to be happy who you are' is popular?" [7] *pointing his index finger up*
*** "Yes... but do you still want to stand there and suffer whenever all your teeth are falling out? Or let those pilots know you're getting white hair even though you've already gray hair or..." *rolls eyes*
"No" *altogether*
*** "Then, why worry?"
"Picking underage ladies up is not right, Dr. J" *shaking head*
*** "So? Did you think that I was going to go after them?" *looking surprised*

The three other scientists just nodded.
*** "Che! I just don't know where the heck you guys get that idea"
"Oh yeah you DO... What's with the magazines? Huh?" *showing a girls magazines with lots and lots of models in all kinds of sexy clothing [8]*
*** "Uh... o_O" *looking surprised*
"...AND the posters? Half naked women?!! HUH. Huh? " *crossing arms*
*** "Uh... 0_o' " *looking surprised again*
"... And these videos?" *placing a hole pile of videos on the table, mainly they were called 'porno' films*
*** 0-0 "Where did you get those?" *pointing at the videos*
"Found them in your office when you were away doing SOMEthing" *rolls eyes*
*** "Whatever" [9] *rolls eyes also*
"... AND what about these weird stuff? Where did you get the whip? Or the handcuffs?..." *showing the various objects he had on the table*
*** 0_O " What the...? How did you get your hands on them?!! I didn't have those" *looking shocked*

"Pfft... don't lie to me, Dr. J. I found these in your private closet or whatever you call it. You left it open by accident" *rolls eyes*
*** "What makes you say that I'm after underage woman?" *crosses arms*
"Just drop the mask, Dr. J. What the heck were you thinking before we came to talk to you about our problems... problems of becoming old? You were having your own plans, weren't you?" *all eyes eyeing him suspiciously*
*** "What if I was?"
o_O *looking speechless at each other*
"Did you just confess?"
*gasp* "You were having those weird things in your head all this time?"
*all of them back away* "Maybe we shouldn't be drinking them... maybe we can just stay the way we are... Maybe it isn't a good idea... maybe we should have come up with a formula to change the pilots back..."
*** "What are you all scared of? I can't lose this opportunity to be the judge! And all that effort or work for NOTHING! No way you guys are escaping without drinking! No Way! I won't allow that!" *stomps forward*
0_O "Uh... uh... what are you trying to do if we refuse?"
Dr. J get the evil grin on his face, the mischievous the grin the more it would beat the 'scary' Heero look [10].
"GAH!"

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"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Wufei screamed helplessly. "Come on! Take a look at yourself for once! It isn't half bad..." Hilde pulled the scowling Wufei towards a big standing mirror. "LET ME GO!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT STUPID CONTEST IN THIS STUPID DRESS. INJUSTICE!!! HOW CAN I BE WEARING A DRESS!!" Wufei snarled while trying to free himself [11]. "Don't worry, it's just for tonight... Wait a sec... what did you say about my dress?" Hilde stopped while glaring at Wufei. He could notice those panther eyes of hers, waiting to pounce on its prey as soon as the time is right. Wufei gulped. "Nothing" he squeaked. "Good" Hilde's glare was replaced by the same happy and jumpy look from a few minutes ago. "Why must I wear onna clothes?" Wufei muttered, while grabbing the skirt before he could step on it. "... You know... I thought about making a more suitable costume for you. Maybe a kangaroo. Or something... this dress isn't that bad though. I've been studying Asian history and found out that GUYS like you also wear dresses... I saw one of the examples and I was like OH MY GOSH! They're so -sexy-..." Hilde chattered, almost like... Duo, he will never stop bothering Wufei.

"That's because you misunderstood the design..." Wufei muttered. His eyes widened when he heard the last word. 6y [12]?!!! "WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? CALLING THOSE CLOTHES... ZECHSy [13]?" Wufei shouted, clutching his chest as if he just had a heart attack. Hilde grinned sheepishly and shrugged. "I don't know... just think they are..." "Those clothes can make you sweat the whole day. Haven't you seen the collier part? It had to be fastened against the neck, hiding most of the human body. Or the sleeves? They cover your own hands up like as if you were wearing something TOO long. Or the so called 'skirt'? The whole thing is longer than the normal skirts... " Wufei was beginning with one of his long speeches or lectures again. Hilde waved her hand in front of him, ignoring the whole lecturing stuff. Wufei wanted to pout, someone had interrupted his lecture.
4 pair of curious, puppy-like eyes peered at the two 'adults' in front of them. They were still wearing their respective costumes and soon Duo got the hand of it, wearing something cute. He had this mischievous grin on his face, making his other fellow-chibis shiver... well, not all of them...

"You look FINE in this! Have you ever watched Card Captor Sakura? Huh? Huh? I got this idea from that one! The costumes, you know!!" Hilde chattered as Wufei glared at his reflection.
"Why AM I supposed to wear onna clothes?!" "You and those chibis will match! Oh, I just know it! I wonder who's going to win..." Hilde squealed. Wufei shuddered. "Will you just stop admiring all that cuteness? You're acting like a fan girl or something!" Wufei rolled his eyes as Hilde pouted. "AM NOT. Duo thinks I'm unique!"
"That's because he's your friend" "Ah, whatever..." Hilde's eyes lit up and she glanced at the babies. "AWWWW. HOW KAWAIIIII" She squealed one last time and the others sweatdropped. "You made me realize why some onna just can't stand cuteness" Wufei muttered. "Tonight is going to be a night to remember!" Hilde looked at the ground and said sadly "Only if Duo and the others could just watch them. They ARE their children, aren't they?" Wufei knew his jaw fell, maybe his tongue just rolled out... "WHAT? That can't be! You're not being serious, right? These aren't their kids either... they're... I mean... I've to baby-sit them for a few weeks or so"

"Really? I thought they were getting themselves some wives or something. Trying to start a family" Hilde said with a warm smile. //This isn't good// Wufei thought. "No they aren't" Wufei protested. "I mean... I'm not for sure!". "Come to think of it..." Hilde chuckled nervously. "There are going to be new judges, so they might might going to check on these babies names and all that personal stuff. I'd just heard that from a friend last night. She wanted to enter the contest too, but realizing that it will be just a waste of time and waste of judging since most babies were so adorably cute... she'd cancelled their offer. She only gave me one of the latest news... It's strange that no one even know the new judges" "Why are we entering the contest anyways?" Wufei asked in his confused expression. "Because of the utter cuteness! What else?!!" Hilde shot up gleefully and Wufei shut his mouth before he could say anything. //Here we're going again// He sweatdropped as Hilde went all glassy-eyed again and he sighed. //I'll make those scientists pay! Now I MUST wear this stupid dress to a baby contest. They even look hideous in those animal costumes. How can the judges give points? And what if the whole juice is going to wear off as soon as the competition begins... But What must babies do in those contests?// Wufei stared at his fellow-comrades, who were being flattered by Hilde's constant adoring.

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End of part 4

Notes:

[1] Hehehe... this costume was made up. It's a bear costume right. -_-'
[2] I love cats! I think they're cute! I've found a few cute cute cute Trowa chibi images in a cat form. The cat costume just popped in my head when I thought about the anime "Daa! Daa! Daa" and the Bombay thingy... ^-^ I like Omi from Weiss Kreuz, who's Bombay ^_^'.
[3] Aaa... the bunny part ^_^ I'm born in the year of Usagi. And bunnies are cute, especially when they're little.
[4] And the panda... ^_^ this is for my sister and my cousin <she doesn't know I'm writing fics>. Both of them like pandas and I think the costume will look cute on Heero, don't you think? Just imagine ^_^'
[5] Bee-chan, don't kill me! It's not what you think! It's not what you think! I promise you, it's not what you think!!
[6] Here's where the animosity start. I don't know who's tying a conversation with Dr. J either Professor G, or Instructor S or Master O or Instructor H. Argh! The names are messing my head up @_@
[7] Is it really that phrase? You know Yamazaki-kun from CCS? The same lying pose ^_^
[8] Ehehehe... I didn't know what to call them...
[9] Uhh... isn't it getting OOC? sorry for the OOC Dr. J.
[10] Uh... does that makes sense?
[11] Okay, you might be wondering why Wufei didn't fight her off. Well... Hilde was too happy and smiley that she just kept pinching him HARD if he ever did want to hit her.
[12] In Dutch the whole "6y" thingy almost have the same pronunciation as "sexy" 0_O I'll try to keep it to General.
[13] NO, NOT ZECHS! He just got something stuck in his throat that he called out the wrong pronunciation.

0-o Oh my... the dialogues are weird. Where the heck did I get them? My mind is playing with me o_O Oh gosh! I know this is rated for General. Sorry for the weird stuff 0_o or inconvenience. The contest thingy is actually my sister idea, the rest was up to me [for example: these costumes are mine...]. Who's going to win actually that contest? Dunno... Oh, I'm sorry... the contest hasn't started yet ;_;.

Okay, a contest here. A fanart contest. Who can draw the cutest chibi Gundam pilot? Please let it be one of the four chibis =^_^= I don't have prizes, but I can still mark your fanarts as one of the cutest ^_^ with the chibis ^_^.