Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Vengeance For Wufei ❯ Vengeance For Wufei ( One-Shot )

Title: Vengeance For Wufei

Author: R.Shade

Email: shadowcrypter@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I have nothing. You're welcome to sue though, I'll buy you a tattered wardrobe

Feedback: Yeah!

A/N: Plot? What plot? *evil grin* Oh yeah, I'm in the story. Hehehehehehehe

Summary: This happened to my friend and I in real life. Needless to say, it was the worst event I've ever had in my life... Well...It wasn't that bad actually... o.0 [Wufei replaces my friend in this story Hehehehe] I'm not insane. Just mentally unstable. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA o.o

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Wufei: What are you doing, onna?

R.Shade: Ordering something. *types at computer*

Wufei: *looks over her shoulder* What is---

R.Shade: *clicks submit button*

Wufei: Viagra?? *turns pink*

R.Shade: What? Oh here. *hands over tissues*

Wufei: But...but...I don't need them!

R.Shade: It's not for you.

Wufei: *glare* You've been shagging someone else?!

R.Shade: Nonononononono! *sighs* If I tell you a secret, will you keep it to yourself and only to yourself?

Wufei: *indignant sniffle* Of course!

R.Shade: *incoherent whispers* pssst pssssst psst psst pst pst psssst...

Wufei: *widens eyes and starts snickering*

R.Shade: *smacks Wufei on the head* Be nice!

Wufei: Hahahaha...I mean...Poor him...

R.Shade: Uh huh. It's terrible. Heero didn't mean to hit him there, you know? It was a total accident!

Wufei: *covers laughter behind hastily grabbed pillow*

R.Shade: Stop slobbering over my pillow, you baka! *grabs pillow and hits Wufei with it*

Wufei: OW!

Duo: *leans at doorway* Hi sugar muffin!

R.Shade: *grins and points to self* Who me?

Duo: *rolls eyes* Certainly not Wu-chan.

Wufei: *throws the nearest object at Duo* ASSHOLE!

R.Shade: NOOOOO! MY GLASS FIGURINE!!!

Duo: *ducks flying object as it shatters on the wall next to his head*

Wufei: *innocent eyes* Heh...

R.Shade: *pounces on Wufei and strangles him*

Duo: Guys! Stop! Shade!!!! You'll kill himmmmmmmm!!!!!!

R.Shade: *muffled curses* That's the general idea!

Wufei: ACK! HELP! CRAZY ONNA!

Four weeks later...

Quatre: *sits on the couch and looks up from book* Shade, how long are you going to lock Wufei in the basement?

R.Shade: *dagger eyes* Until he finds a proper apology for me!

Trowa: *smirks* Wufei doesn't apologize.

R.Shade: *grins* That's why I kept him there.

Quatre: *pouts* But Duo keeps torturing him.

R.Shade: *cackles* I told him to.

Quatre and Trowa: *gapes*

Quatre: *fingers the edge of his book page nervously* Don't you think that's a bit extreme?

R.Shade: *thinks* He can come up after he says sorry.

Quatre, Trowa, and R.Shade: *hears screams and evil gleeful laughter from below the room*

Quatre: *whimpers* Oh dear...

Trowa: Ah...perhaps he can just come up after today, please? Quatre's having nightmares for weeks now from Wufei's screaming...

R.Shade: *sighs* Oh fine... *flicks switch on intercom and clears her throat* Duo! Unchain him!

Duo: *static answer* bzzz...K...bzzz...OW!...bbbzzzz...little...bbz...punk...bzz...

R.Shade: *coughs* You ok Duo?

Duo: He's----*static*

Wufei: *bursts from the basement door and screeches wickedly*

Quatre: *faints into Trowa's arms*

Trowa: *scurries behind couch and drags Quatre along*

R.Shade: *laughs nervously* Oh hey Wufei...

Wufei: Injustice has been done to me...You...perpetrator...PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!

R.Shade: Meep! *runs to main door and outside into woods*

Wufei: *goes through the R.Shade imprinted hole in the door and chases laughing insanely*

That night at dinner...

R.Shade: *picks out wet leaf from her entangled hair* ...

Wufei: *munches happily on some tacos*

Duo: *sits next to R.Shade and flits his gaze from her to Wufei*

Quatre: *looks a little pale*

Trowa: *tries to stifle laughter*

Heero: *walks down the stairs and into kitchen, looks at the scene in front of him* ...Hn

R.Shade: *stands up and pushes chair in, leaves

Heero: *stares at the big hole in R.Shade's pants and the silver colored thong showing underneath*

Trowa: *bursts out laughing, leaning heavily against his chair* Hahahaha…Oof! *had leaned too heavily against chair and it falls, bringing him with it*

Quatre: *guffaws and giggles at Trowa*

Wufei: *looks up from eating and grins*

Duo: I...Uh...I'll go upstairs... *runs upstairs*

Heero: *still imagining the pretty thong...*

Later that very night...

Duo: *hears a thump from downstairs and groans*

Heero: *mumbles* Whaf Isht It? [Translation: What is it?]

Duo: *disentangles limbs from Heero's naked body* Drink...Thirsty...

Heero: *throws blanket over head and grunts* Cumft Waff Shoon... [Translation: Come back soon..."

Duo: *stumbles downstairs and into the kitchen* Nn...?! *trips and falls flat on his face*

????: OW!

Duo: *grabs a feminine ankle and twists, bringing the other person down* You thief!

????: I'm not a thief, you baka!

Duo: *sits up and scratches head* Shade?

R.Shade: *mutters* Shut up! Help me here... *stands up and grasps the counter*

Duo: Whatcha doing? *leans over to look*

R.Shade: *smacks Duo on the side of his head* Idiot! I'm gonna pay back that no-good-honor-obsessed-ass-biting-justice-raving-son-of-a-cow!

Duo: 0.0 Oh, ok.

R.Shade: *narrows eyes and scrutinizes Duo* What are YOU doing here?

Duo: *gulps* Water?

R.Shade: Hn. *grabs the tea box from the cabinet and dumps some white powder in it*

Duo: *widens eyes* Is that fairy dust??

R.Shade: *rolls eyes* No stupid. It's... *whispers in Duo's ear*

Duo: *gasps* Did you use all of it????

R.Shade: Well...If you're still having that problem with Heero...

Duo: *turns red* Not really...Just once a week now...

R.Shade: *presses a small bottle into the palm of Duo's hand and covers it* Use it wisely, my friend.

Duo: *smiles* Of course.

R.Shade: Now shoo! Go back upstairs!

Duo: *bows and grins* Your wish is my command.

R.Shade: *rubs her hands together and cackles softly, putting the tea box back into the cabinet*

The next morning...

Wufei: *mutters* Quatre will you go get my tea?

Quatre: *yawns and rubs eyes* Sure. Give me a minute.

Heero: *walks calmly downstairs with a huge smile plastered on his face* Good morning everyone...

Duo: *follows Heero with a twitch of a smile at his lips*

Wufei: *glares at Heero* Mr. Happy huh? Shut up. It's too early.

R.Shade: *bounces down the stairs and winks at Duo* Had a nice sleep?

Duo: Oh yes...nice dream too... *wiggles his eyebrows*

R.Shade: *sputters and swallows laughter*

Trowa: *zombie walks into Heero, who in return, knocked him down to the carpet where he laid still, snoring softly*

Quatre: *walks back into living room and hands Wufei his cup of tea* ... *looks at the still body on the floor* TROWA?! *stares at Heero accusingly*

Heero: What? *smiles innocently*

Wufei: *takes sip of the tea and sighs in bliss*

Duo and R.Shade: *gazes at Wufei expectantly*

Wufei: *glares right back* What?

Duo: *whispers to R.Shade* How long does it take for the effects to kick in?

R.Shade: *whispers back* About five minutes or so.

Duo and R.Shade: *looks at the clock, willing it to move faster*

Quatre: *shakes an immobilized Trowa, squealing in distress* Tro, baby! Wake up!

Trowa: *groans* Lemme alone...

Wufei: *grabs the Sunday paper and starts to read*

Duo: *grins* Shade...look...twelve o'clock...

R.Shade: *swerves her gaze to Wufei's lap and starts laughing aloud*

Heero: *glances at R.Shade and shakes his head* Weird lil' onna...

Wufei: *lowers newspaper and gives an intense stare at R.Shade* ...

R.Shade: *stops laughing and edges closer to Duo*

Duo: Nani?! *looks from Wufei to R.Shade* Uh oh.

Quatre: *wails obliviously to the intensity in the room* TROWAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Trowa: *covers his ears and rolls over on the ground, wishing his koi wouldn't shriek so loud...*

Wufei: *stands up and licks his lips, walking toward R.Shade*

R.Shade: *whispers frantically to Duo* Did you read the bottle to see if it has any side effects?!

Duo: *shrugs* Heero was pretty happy for a while.

R.Shade: *on the verge of hysterical crying as Wufei stopped walking and got on his hands and knees, crawling to her* How long a while????

Duo: Well, for about four hours.

R.Shade: *screams girlishly as Wufei touches her leg*

Trowa: *wakes up from the piercing sound*

Heero: *winces in pain*

Quatre: *claps his hands* You're alive, Trowa!

Duo: Oh god... *covers his ears*

Wufei: Come here...My sweet little morsel...*lunges at R.Shade*

R.Shade: SAVE M-mrphft! *bats at Wufei with her hands uselessly*

Heero: *looks away in disgust* Geesh, you don't have to do it here. Get a room.

Duo and Quatre: *stares in fascination*

Trowa: *groans and struggles to a sitting position* Anyone got some coffee?

Quatre: *smiles sweetly at Trowa* I have some tea ready.

~OWARI~

R.Shade: By now, you should've guessed that the white powder I dumped in the tea box was grounded up Viagra hahahahahahahahaha LoL Ain't that something.

Wufei: *stares at R.Shade hungrily*

R.Shade: *sweatdrops* Excuse me readers!!!! *runs like hell*

Wufei: *cackles maniacally* OH MY DARLING...