Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ What if... MSTed ❯ What if...Trowa succeeded in committing suicide? ( Chapter 2 )

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What If… - MSTed



What If… - MSTed
Written by Lady Celestia
MSTed by Kaen-chan

\\*** What if...Trowa succeeded in committing suicide? ***

Trowa: I've cut down, dammit!

\\Blackness. Darkness.

Duo: 'Twas a dark and stormy night…

\\Trowa opened his eyes.

Wufei: I'm bliiiiiiiiiind!
Quatre: Do you need glasses?

\\Where was he?

Hirde: ::starts humming 'Somewhere over the rainbow'… Wizard of OZ song::
Heero: ::approaches behind her with a gag::

\\Then...he arrived at...

All: Teletubbie land!

\\a golden gate?!

Duo: America, land of prosperity, where the streets are paved with gold…
Wufei: Paved with gold my ass.
Duo: Okay.
Wufei: o.O…

\\"Is this heaven?" Trowa asked.

Duo: Nope, it's hell! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

\\As soon as he said that,

Catherine: He started frothing at the mouth!

\\a cute little chibi-angel arrived and replied, "Of course, baka, what does it look like?"

All: Teletubbie land!

\\"Wait a sec...

Duo: I'm not finished with my hair yet, dear!

\\I'm actually DEAD?! "

All: Yep.

\\Trowa screamed (wow, screaming).

All: Woooooow

\\"Yes, you're dead, isn't that what you wanted?"

All: Yep.

\\the chibi-angel asked,

Duo: ::chibi-voice:: Am I old enough to drink?

\\ a little pissed off.

Duo: ::sings:: 'Mommy wow! I'm a big boy now!'
Heero: ::approaches him with a gag::

\\"Noooo...I was only suicidal because I was positive I couldn't die."

Trowa: Yeah! If Heero can do it, so can I!

\\"Oh."

\\"Yes...SO SEND ME BACK!!!"

Trowa: Using UPS if you don't mind.

\\"Why? You're dead," replied the angel.

Trowa: Am I? Nyahahahaha…
Catherine: Wow! That's the second time Trowa laughed! ::huggles::

\\"But I didn't want to be dead.

Wufei: I still need to decide justice!
Heero: I still need to kill Relena!
Duo: ::gagged::
Hirde: ::gagged::
Relena: I still need to marry Heero!
Quatre: I still need to complete Zero System II!
Dorothy: I still need to start WW MLCXVIII
Lady Une: I must resurrect His Excellency from the dead!
Trowa: I still need to complete world domination!

\\I wanted to die because I thought I couldn't die but I can die, so I died, but now that I know I can die, I don't want to die, so I don't want to be dead," Trowa explained.

Heero: And dying hurts like hell.

\\"...Weren't you the one that didn't talk?"

Quatre: No, that was only Heero.
Trowa: …………

\\"I didn't talk because nobody expected me to talk so I couldn't talk because they didn't want me to talk and..."

Wufei: ::turns to a silent Trowa:: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Trowa: …………

\\"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" shouted the angel.

Duo: ::chewed through the gag:: Ooh, nice timing Wu-man!

\\"Sorry, but the point is...I don't really want to be dead."

Heero: Because dying hurts like hell… Mou, how many times do I have to repeat myself???

\\"Then why did you commit suicide?" asked the angel.

Heero: To get away from Relena…

\\"Because it's fun?"

Heero: That too.
Trowa: ………… ///_-

\\"ARRRRGH!!!" screamed the frustrated angel and he kicked Trowa back to earth.

Trowa: ///_- Oshiri itai… [My butt hurts]
Duo: ::opens mouth to comment::
Quatre: ::gags him again:: Get your head out of the gutter Duo!

\\"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Trowa, when suddenly...

All: He found himself in Tubbie land!

\\BRINNNNNNGGGGG!!!

\\Trowa awoke to the sound of his alarm clock.

Catherine: Since when did you sleep?

\\"Whew, it was only a dream...thank goodness..."

Hirde: ::Released from her gag:: Like, thank go~odness!

\\he sighed.

Wufei: And inhale…
All: ::breathe in::
Wufei: And exhale…
All: ::sighs::

\\Then...he smiled one of Quatre's Wing Zero psychopathic destructive smiles.

Quatre: Can't they just shorten that to 'Insane smile?'

\\"That means I still can't die."

All: No duh~

\\So, Trowa resumed his usual look of calm

Trowa: ::blinks and starts laughing like a weasel::
Duo: Anou, Qua-kun, you're a bad influence…

\\and went to find some knives to 'play' with. (sounds like Farfello...*screams and runs away*)

Catherine: Kora! I'm the one who plays with knives, not him!


\\Lesson: The suicidal ones are always immortal.

Heero: Obviously.


To be continued…

Kaen: No messages today… only that I'll try another Will… or Guide to Life… ^^;; I haven't touched 'Guides to Life' series in a long time….