Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Where are you sleeping tonight ❯ Lady Marmalade ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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Disclaimer: I know I forgot this so just incase someone wants to sue me for it, You can't now... So there and I say so... I don't own GW... I don't own this song remake by Christina, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, & Missy... Of course got to show some love to the original singer of this song Patti Labelle. Must show that love there.


Alright I like to thank the people on ff.net who review this fic. I never expected that many. SOOOOO Thank you very much.


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It's Saturday Night
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In the Peacecraft mansion around 9PM on a Saturday night...

Duo: Where are they???

Heero: They're not here

Quatre: Miss Dorothy, girls, anybody

Duo: I don't see why you are saying 'miss'

Quatre: I'm showing respect

Duo: Talk about dominatrx, Do you say that in bed.

Quatre: Duo!!! ::Blushing Furiously::

Duo: It's just a question

Wufei: Baka Onnas... They tell us to show but they're not even here

Trowa: Do you here anything

Heero: Yeah, It's coming from downstairs

::They all run downstairs, Duo trips on a empty bottle in the room where candle are lit and the room is dim::

Waiter: Will you all take a seat

Duo: When did they have this and a bar

Quatre: A bar?!?

Heero: Hey there is Pegan

Trowa: Pegan what's going on

Pegan: Just have a seat
Duo: ok
::They sit down, light go off, they here curtain as the stage light dim on::


Sally: Ladies and Gentlemen well sort of anyway welcome to the Moulin Rouge


::Music Starts::

Guys: What is going on


Dorothy Catalonia ::voice background (vbk)::
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Quatre: That's Dorothy voice


all (vbk):
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

::Relena comes out wearing a Las Vegas authentic pink and sliver showgirls outfit w/ feathers and everything (all will actually just different colors)::

Heero: I...I... Re...


Relena Darlin:
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Heero, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

Duo: ::nudges Heero w/his elbow:: Someone gettin' sommin sommin tonight


::Heero gives Duo a Death glare and smacks him upside his head then turns away and smirks::


Relena and the rest are vbk:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade


Dorothy(vbk):
What What, What what


Relena and the rest are vbk:
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi


Dorothy:
yea yea yea yea


::Hilde walks out same as Relena except Colors are blue, purple and silver::


::Duo trys to run on stage, but is hold back by Heero by the braid::

Hilde:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah


::Duo trys run up again, but still being pulled back::


Wufei: Are you done yet Maxwell


Relena, Hilde, rest are vbk:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi


Duo: Ok Heero I'll let you go if you let me go


Heero: Hn..

::Everyone else sweatdrop::


:: Dorothy makes her entrance with red and silver and with money in her hand and counting::

Dorothy:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sistas, soul sistas... betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

:: starts to walk down steps to where the guys are seatted::

bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade


::walks to Quatre and sits on his lap, Pokes Trowa and points to the stage::

One more time C'mon now

All:
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...


::Trowa sitting hoping it's not his sister and see Midii in same outfit as the rest with Green, silver and blue::


Midii:
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more

::starts jumping up and down::


Hilde:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

::Hilde walks down the steps like Dorothy did before and pushes Duo down on the seat before he could get up::

Quatre: And you said

Duo: No I never said she wasn't


Relena:
Living his brave life of lies

::Heero now looking for a missing Relena, who suddenly pop up from behind and gives Heero a kiss on the cheek::


Midii:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more

::Midii jumps off stage and starts to take off her gloves and trows them at Trowa as they all head back on stage::


All:(by now they started freak dancing)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)


Sally:
Midii...
(Midii: oh Leaeaa Oh)
Hilde...
(Hilde: Lady Marmalade)
Dorothy...
(Dorothy: hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Relena..
(Relena: Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...
(Relena: baby)
Moulin Rouge...
Preventer Poe here...


All:
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......

::The girls all collapse where they were once standing::


Heero: That was something

Duo: Can you do that again

Girls: No

Duo: Wait a sec how did you get Midii to sing and Dorothy to rap

Hilde: Well

Relena: Well you see that bar

::Everyone else nodded::

Heero: nuff said... wait a second. When did everyone leave...

Duo: Huh....I don't know. Anyway what does Voulez vous coucher avec moi mean?

Hilde: Will you sleep with me

Duo: Gladly

Hilde: Duo!!!
::Duo throws Hilde over his shoulder and runs the stairs::

Heero: That was corny
::Duo sticks tongue at Heero::

Relena: So..

Heero: Are you going to have these more often?

Relena: I'm not sure

Heero: Will you still wear that.

Relena: Depends
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Iron Mouse(me): We're done girls
Relena: Finally
IM: Almost
Hilde: What do you mean almost
IM:Well the guys are goin to sing Rump Shaker
Dorothy: You can't be serious
IM: Yep
Sally: This can't be good
IM: Where were you, Sal
Sally: Not anywhere far
IM: I'm sure
Midii: This is for the next chapter right... right

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Goodnight