Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Women Aren't So Weak, Wufei! ❯ Chapter 8
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By: Maxine 
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.25.2002 | Updated On: 07.21.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 322 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.25.2002 | Updated On: 07.21.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 322 | Status: Completed
Chapter 8: Women Aren't So Weak Wufei!
*warning* this story is definitely going to contain some mature themes, thus the rating. They are not so much about sex or anything...well, they are about the female sex...and some, uh, things we have to deal with *cough*time of the month*cough*, but it should be interesting, hopefully funny, eventually. It's my first fic, so be nice! Puh-leeeez!!
*disclaimer* I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters or anything, got that?! I own nothing related to them! ...though I wish I did :(
Yes!!! I broke one hundred (reviews)!! Thank you all sooo much for reviewing! I love it!! Thanks also to anyone who gave suggestions. I really like the beach idea from Lani. I'll probably be using that eventually. A lot of people suggested having them go on dates (probably too many to name), actually people have been suggesting that since the beginning, but I was planning on doing that anyway, so that should make most of you happy. ^_^ Thanks though!! Also thanks to Lady Lye, she suggested a LOT of thigs that will probably end up being used. I like some of Qiana Peacecraft-Yuy's ideas too. I really liked all the ideas, but I can't list everyone who gave them, so thanks to you all! Anyway, please keep reviewing!
Wufei was waving his hand slowly, a somewhat dazed look on his face. His arm suddenly stopped in mid-wave, which didn't really matter, because the guys he had been waving at had disappeared long ago, and the look on his face went from dazed to horrified. Slowly, Wufei turned to the person standing next to him who was having a hard time holding in his laughter.
"Duo," Wufei said slowly. "What the HELL did I just do?!" he asked, though he wasn't exactly sure he wanted to know the answer. Duo burst out laughing. If they weren't in public, he would have been rolling on the ground by now. When he saw the look on Wufei's face, Duo tried to stop his laughter, and finally succeeded.
"Well," Duo said, with a smirk on his face. "I think that you just agreed to go on a date with those two guys." Wufei's face drained of color.
"That's what I was afraid of." Snapping his head to Duo, he said in a questioning voice, "You don't seem too bothered by it."
"By what?"
"By the fact that we're going on a date with GUYS!" Now Duo's face paled.
"Uh, Wufei? Um...how do I say this...well, you see, I'm not...going...on the date." Wufei stared at him for a second, as if he hadn't heard Duo, and then-
"Excuse me?"
"I said I'm not going."
"What do you mean 'you're not going'?! You can't just not go!"
"Well, I never said I was going to go. Geez, you were standing right there, didn't you hear me?" From the look on Wufei's face, he could safely guess that he hadn't. "I guess not. You were too busy looking at that Dan guy. Oh well."
"How could you not say yes?!" Wufei asked, still not believing Duo.
"Uh, I guess I came to my senses before you did, and I just said I had a boyfriend. They kept trying to get me to go though. I think that basically, they're going to give you a tour since you're 'visiting,' and then you're doing dinner and a movie. It's almost an all day thing."
"Duo, you cannot let me go by myself! How could you do that to me?! One girl and two guys, and I'm not even really a girl!!! Argh!!" yelled Wufei, as he proceeded to pull on his hair.
"Whoa! Wufei, calm down! Do you really think that I would leave you all by yourself?" Wufei looked at him.
"You mean you said I couldn't go?" he asked hopefully.
"Ah, well not really. I just said I had a friend who would go with you, that way Trevor would also have a date."
"...You said you had a friend?" he asked flatly. "And just who exactly is this 'friend.'" Duo suddenly looked nervous.
"Well, you see...He doesn't really know he's going yet."
"...He? HE?! You said one of the other pilots is going?!"
"Yep, and I described what he looks like, so it's not like one of the others can take his place," Duo replied, smiling evilly.
"I can't believe you! I'm not even sure I want to know who you volunteered."
"You're right, you don't want to know. Oh look! There are the others! Come on!" Duo said and began walking to meet them.
"Look, Duo, could you like, NOT tell them about this? Please?"
"Huh? Oh yeah sure," Duo said, not really listening. "Hey guys!" Duo called out, and was greeted by several waves, "hi's," and "where were you's?'s." (A/N: Ok, um...that was a really weirdly written sentence. Sorry!) "Well," said Duo, preparing to answer the 'where were you?' question. "We were with these two guys-"
"So we heard," cut in Sally, looking towards Heero who avoided eye contact. Duo continued as if she hadn't said anything.
"And Wufei's going on a date with them!" he finished, smiling widely. Wufei smacked his forehead as the others turned to look at him in shock.
"Thanks a lot, Duo!" he hissed.
"You're going on a date with them?!" Sally said in disbelief. "Wha...I mean why...well...I mean...you're a guy for crying out loud! Why did you guys say yes to a date with them?"
"Guy," said Duo.
"What?" asked Sally.
"Singular, not plural."
"Duo, what are you talking about?" Hilde asked. Duo sighed in exasperation.
"Sally said 'you GUYS,' and I'm saying she should have said 'GUY' because I'm not going on the date."
"...You're not? You mean Wufei's going by himself? That's not really a good idea..." Sally trailed off.
"Well," said Duo, as he began fidgeting nervously, "he's, uh, well, he's NOT going by himself..." Trowa suddenly got a sinking feeling in his stomach, but Heero asked the question he was thinking for him.
"What do you mean he's not going alone?"
"Well..."
"Oh Duo you didn't..." Hilde said, her eyes widening.
"Did you think I was going to go on a date with another GUY! Hell no! But I couldn't let Wu-man here go all alone with two other guys, so I said we had another friend who could go."
"Wufei why did you even say yes?" asked Quatre. Wufei blushed deeply, and Duo answered for him.
"He wasn't thinking straight. I just happened to snap out of it before him, and I said I already had a boyfriend." Quatre nodded in understanding.
"I still want to know who you so thoughtfully volunteered to go on this date," Heero said. Duo scratched his head sheepishly.
"Well, I told them that she had brown hair-" Quatre let out the breath he had been holding and silently muttered a thanks to God. Trowa and Heero, however, both tensed up and clenched their fists. Duo swallowed nervously. "And then I said that her name was...was...I said her name was..."
"Come on already!" Sally and Hilde shouted, kind of enjoying this scene. Duo swallowed again and paled.
"IsaidhernamewasMary," Duo blurted out really fast and then started backing away. Trowa relaxed, and stole a glance at Heero, whose face drained of color, and then gained it back again in a nice shade of red. Silently (as always), Trowa began edging away from Heero who was now seething in anger.
"YOU WHAT?!" he shouted, lunging at Duo. Duo neatly sidestepped him, and then took off for...well, he just aimlessly took off, with Heero right on his tail, er...braid. Yanking his braid out of the Perfect Soldier's reach, Duo shouted back over his shoulder:
"Come one Heero! You really don't want to do this, not in public! Imagine how stupid we must look! Especially since we're girls!" Duo stopped running abruptly, which Heero had totally not expected so he therefore collided with him and they went tumbling on the grass for a while. Soon they were all out wrestling each other, each trying to gain the upper hand. Duo wasn't putting up much of a fight however, and Heero was soon straddling him with his hands around his neck to pin him to the ground. "Ack! Heero! Can't breathe! Let go!" Somewhat reluctantly, Heero released his neck, but still held him to the ground.
"Why'd you stop running?" Heero asked, breathing heavily. That little scramble had him out of breath, which was somewhat surprising, but he ignored it for the time being. Duo, also breathing heavily, answered.
"Well for starters, we're in public. Now if we were still guys, I wouldn't have been so concerned, but unless you wanted to make it seem like we're two actresses from Baywatch or something, I don't really think it's a good idea to go running through the park like that, in tank tops like these!" Heero's eyes widened, and he abruptly got off Duo.
"Oi, I guess your right...unfortunately," Heero muttered. Duo sat up and brushed himself off.
"Of course I'm right. I'm the great Shinigami!"
"Yeah, sure," Heero said. Suddenly remembering why he was chasing Duo in the first place, Heero turned back to him.
"How could you?! You said I would go! Any of the others, and you chose me!! Why? Quatre would make a better girl any day."
"Hey!" shouted Quatre defensively, as he and the others finally caught up to Heero and Duo.
"So why don't you just say you can't go?" Hilde asked, as she plopped down on the grass beside Duo. Duo turned to look at her.
"He can't do that! As guys, we should know, well, I don't how many people Heero has ever asked out, so he might not know, but *I* know that one of the worst feelings is to be stood up on your first date with a girl. That, or having her cancel for no apparent reason."
"Ok, I guess I could understand that," Hilde said.
"I can't believe I'm going to go on a date with a GUY," Heero muttered.
"You mean you're really going to go?" Wufei asked, turning to Heero with hopeful eyes. Heero slowly nodded his head. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" Wufei said, turning and hugging Heero.
"Ack, Wufei! Stop it! Get off, get off, get OFF!" Heero shouted, not really expecting that.
"Oh, hehe, sorry," Wufei said, blushing slightly.
"Well, I think," Trowa started, crouching down to try and look Heero in the eye. Heero however, kept looking away. "-that Heero is actually looking forward to this."
"I am not!" Heero shouted, though he felt his face heat up. 'Ugh, damn it!' Heero thought. Trowa chuckled slightly.
"Sure Heero, you were only watching them the whole afternoon."
"I was just wondering where they had gone off to," Heero said, knowing that Trowa didn't believe him.
"Guys," said Hilde, cutting into the conversation. Everyone looked at her. "It's getting dark, and the girls will be wondering where we've been, so we should probably be going back."
"Yeah," Duo agreed, nodding his head. "It's probably time for dinner, I'm starving!"
"When aren't you hungry?" Heero asked, as he stood up and brushed himself off. Duo stuck his tongue out at him. Heero glared in return.
"Man," said Hilde, as they stated walking back to the car. "The others are gonna be shocked at all that's happened today. I mean first, Trowa gets to experience one of the joys of being a woman that no other man has-"
"You say that like it's a good thing," muttered Trowa. Hilde pointedly ignored him.
"Then Wufei and Duo start flirting with these two hot college guys, and Wufei and Heero end up getting a date with them. When is the Big Date anyway?"
"Uhh...you know, I have no idea," said Wufei, stopping abruptly.
"Don't worry, I heard everything," Duo reassured. "It's tomorrow at 3:30. You're supposed to meet them at the hotel near Relena's house, where you are supposedly staying since you're visiting the earth. I think they're going to show you around for about two hours. You know, all the main sites in the city. Then they were going to try and get dinner reservations for 5:30, and you're going to a movie after that."
"I have to do all that?" Heero asked in a voice not quite his own, beside the fact it was a girl's.
"Oh man," groaned Wufei, running a hand through his hair.
"Wow, they must really like you! Dinner and a movie! That's so romantic," said Hilde dreamily.
"Hey!" Duo said. "You and I go on nice dates."
"Did I say anything about the dates we go on? I don't think so. I was just saying that was romantic, that's all."
"...oh," Duo said after a second.
"Come on guys!" Sally said as she started walking again, making sure the rest would follow. "We need to get home."
Hey, sorry if this chapter was a little short. I'm trying to get the next chapter of While You Were Gone out. I tried to keep everyone in character, but I think Wufei might have been a little out of character. Oh well! Anyhoo, I'll try to make the next chapter longer. BTW, the next chapter is the Big Date! ^_^ Keep reviewing! You know I love them!! Thanks a bunch, ja ne!!
*~Maxine~*
*warning* this story is definitely going to contain some mature themes, thus the rating. They are not so much about sex or anything...well, they are about the female sex...and some, uh, things we have to deal with *cough*time of the month*cough*, but it should be interesting, hopefully funny, eventually. It's my first fic, so be nice! Puh-leeeez!!
*disclaimer* I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters or anything, got that?! I own nothing related to them! ...though I wish I did :(
Yes!!! I broke one hundred (reviews)!! Thank you all sooo much for reviewing! I love it!! Thanks also to anyone who gave suggestions. I really like the beach idea from Lani. I'll probably be using that eventually. A lot of people suggested having them go on dates (probably too many to name), actually people have been suggesting that since the beginning, but I was planning on doing that anyway, so that should make most of you happy. ^_^ Thanks though!! Also thanks to Lady Lye, she suggested a LOT of thigs that will probably end up being used. I like some of Qiana Peacecraft-Yuy's ideas too. I really liked all the ideas, but I can't list everyone who gave them, so thanks to you all! Anyway, please keep reviewing!
Wufei was waving his hand slowly, a somewhat dazed look on his face. His arm suddenly stopped in mid-wave, which didn't really matter, because the guys he had been waving at had disappeared long ago, and the look on his face went from dazed to horrified. Slowly, Wufei turned to the person standing next to him who was having a hard time holding in his laughter.
"Duo," Wufei said slowly. "What the HELL did I just do?!" he asked, though he wasn't exactly sure he wanted to know the answer. Duo burst out laughing. If they weren't in public, he would have been rolling on the ground by now. When he saw the look on Wufei's face, Duo tried to stop his laughter, and finally succeeded.
"Well," Duo said, with a smirk on his face. "I think that you just agreed to go on a date with those two guys." Wufei's face drained of color.
"That's what I was afraid of." Snapping his head to Duo, he said in a questioning voice, "You don't seem too bothered by it."
"By what?"
"By the fact that we're going on a date with GUYS!" Now Duo's face paled.
"Uh, Wufei? Um...how do I say this...well, you see, I'm not...going...on the date." Wufei stared at him for a second, as if he hadn't heard Duo, and then-
"Excuse me?"
"I said I'm not going."
"What do you mean 'you're not going'?! You can't just not go!"
"Well, I never said I was going to go. Geez, you were standing right there, didn't you hear me?" From the look on Wufei's face, he could safely guess that he hadn't. "I guess not. You were too busy looking at that Dan guy. Oh well."
"How could you not say yes?!" Wufei asked, still not believing Duo.
"Uh, I guess I came to my senses before you did, and I just said I had a boyfriend. They kept trying to get me to go though. I think that basically, they're going to give you a tour since you're 'visiting,' and then you're doing dinner and a movie. It's almost an all day thing."
"Duo, you cannot let me go by myself! How could you do that to me?! One girl and two guys, and I'm not even really a girl!!! Argh!!" yelled Wufei, as he proceeded to pull on his hair.
"Whoa! Wufei, calm down! Do you really think that I would leave you all by yourself?" Wufei looked at him.
"You mean you said I couldn't go?" he asked hopefully.
"Ah, well not really. I just said I had a friend who would go with you, that way Trevor would also have a date."
"...You said you had a friend?" he asked flatly. "And just who exactly is this 'friend.'" Duo suddenly looked nervous.
"Well, you see...He doesn't really know he's going yet."
"...He? HE?! You said one of the other pilots is going?!"
"Yep, and I described what he looks like, so it's not like one of the others can take his place," Duo replied, smiling evilly.
"I can't believe you! I'm not even sure I want to know who you volunteered."
"You're right, you don't want to know. Oh look! There are the others! Come on!" Duo said and began walking to meet them.
"Look, Duo, could you like, NOT tell them about this? Please?"
"Huh? Oh yeah sure," Duo said, not really listening. "Hey guys!" Duo called out, and was greeted by several waves, "hi's," and "where were you's?'s." (A/N: Ok, um...that was a really weirdly written sentence. Sorry!) "Well," said Duo, preparing to answer the 'where were you?' question. "We were with these two guys-"
"So we heard," cut in Sally, looking towards Heero who avoided eye contact. Duo continued as if she hadn't said anything.
"And Wufei's going on a date with them!" he finished, smiling widely. Wufei smacked his forehead as the others turned to look at him in shock.
"Thanks a lot, Duo!" he hissed.
"You're going on a date with them?!" Sally said in disbelief. "Wha...I mean why...well...I mean...you're a guy for crying out loud! Why did you guys say yes to a date with them?"
"Guy," said Duo.
"What?" asked Sally.
"Singular, not plural."
"Duo, what are you talking about?" Hilde asked. Duo sighed in exasperation.
"Sally said 'you GUYS,' and I'm saying she should have said 'GUY' because I'm not going on the date."
"...You're not? You mean Wufei's going by himself? That's not really a good idea..." Sally trailed off.
"Well," said Duo, as he began fidgeting nervously, "he's, uh, well, he's NOT going by himself..." Trowa suddenly got a sinking feeling in his stomach, but Heero asked the question he was thinking for him.
"What do you mean he's not going alone?"
"Well..."
"Oh Duo you didn't..." Hilde said, her eyes widening.
"Did you think I was going to go on a date with another GUY! Hell no! But I couldn't let Wu-man here go all alone with two other guys, so I said we had another friend who could go."
"Wufei why did you even say yes?" asked Quatre. Wufei blushed deeply, and Duo answered for him.
"He wasn't thinking straight. I just happened to snap out of it before him, and I said I already had a boyfriend." Quatre nodded in understanding.
"I still want to know who you so thoughtfully volunteered to go on this date," Heero said. Duo scratched his head sheepishly.
"Well, I told them that she had brown hair-" Quatre let out the breath he had been holding and silently muttered a thanks to God. Trowa and Heero, however, both tensed up and clenched their fists. Duo swallowed nervously. "And then I said that her name was...was...I said her name was..."
"Come on already!" Sally and Hilde shouted, kind of enjoying this scene. Duo swallowed again and paled.
"IsaidhernamewasMary," Duo blurted out really fast and then started backing away. Trowa relaxed, and stole a glance at Heero, whose face drained of color, and then gained it back again in a nice shade of red. Silently (as always), Trowa began edging away from Heero who was now seething in anger.
"YOU WHAT?!" he shouted, lunging at Duo. Duo neatly sidestepped him, and then took off for...well, he just aimlessly took off, with Heero right on his tail, er...braid. Yanking his braid out of the Perfect Soldier's reach, Duo shouted back over his shoulder:
"Come one Heero! You really don't want to do this, not in public! Imagine how stupid we must look! Especially since we're girls!" Duo stopped running abruptly, which Heero had totally not expected so he therefore collided with him and they went tumbling on the grass for a while. Soon they were all out wrestling each other, each trying to gain the upper hand. Duo wasn't putting up much of a fight however, and Heero was soon straddling him with his hands around his neck to pin him to the ground. "Ack! Heero! Can't breathe! Let go!" Somewhat reluctantly, Heero released his neck, but still held him to the ground.
"Why'd you stop running?" Heero asked, breathing heavily. That little scramble had him out of breath, which was somewhat surprising, but he ignored it for the time being. Duo, also breathing heavily, answered.
"Well for starters, we're in public. Now if we were still guys, I wouldn't have been so concerned, but unless you wanted to make it seem like we're two actresses from Baywatch or something, I don't really think it's a good idea to go running through the park like that, in tank tops like these!" Heero's eyes widened, and he abruptly got off Duo.
"Oi, I guess your right...unfortunately," Heero muttered. Duo sat up and brushed himself off.
"Of course I'm right. I'm the great Shinigami!"
"Yeah, sure," Heero said. Suddenly remembering why he was chasing Duo in the first place, Heero turned back to him.
"How could you?! You said I would go! Any of the others, and you chose me!! Why? Quatre would make a better girl any day."
"Hey!" shouted Quatre defensively, as he and the others finally caught up to Heero and Duo.
"So why don't you just say you can't go?" Hilde asked, as she plopped down on the grass beside Duo. Duo turned to look at her.
"He can't do that! As guys, we should know, well, I don't how many people Heero has ever asked out, so he might not know, but *I* know that one of the worst feelings is to be stood up on your first date with a girl. That, or having her cancel for no apparent reason."
"Ok, I guess I could understand that," Hilde said.
"I can't believe I'm going to go on a date with a GUY," Heero muttered.
"You mean you're really going to go?" Wufei asked, turning to Heero with hopeful eyes. Heero slowly nodded his head. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" Wufei said, turning and hugging Heero.
"Ack, Wufei! Stop it! Get off, get off, get OFF!" Heero shouted, not really expecting that.
"Oh, hehe, sorry," Wufei said, blushing slightly.
"Well, I think," Trowa started, crouching down to try and look Heero in the eye. Heero however, kept looking away. "-that Heero is actually looking forward to this."
"I am not!" Heero shouted, though he felt his face heat up. 'Ugh, damn it!' Heero thought. Trowa chuckled slightly.
"Sure Heero, you were only watching them the whole afternoon."
"I was just wondering where they had gone off to," Heero said, knowing that Trowa didn't believe him.
"Guys," said Hilde, cutting into the conversation. Everyone looked at her. "It's getting dark, and the girls will be wondering where we've been, so we should probably be going back."
"Yeah," Duo agreed, nodding his head. "It's probably time for dinner, I'm starving!"
"When aren't you hungry?" Heero asked, as he stood up and brushed himself off. Duo stuck his tongue out at him. Heero glared in return.
"Man," said Hilde, as they stated walking back to the car. "The others are gonna be shocked at all that's happened today. I mean first, Trowa gets to experience one of the joys of being a woman that no other man has-"
"You say that like it's a good thing," muttered Trowa. Hilde pointedly ignored him.
"Then Wufei and Duo start flirting with these two hot college guys, and Wufei and Heero end up getting a date with them. When is the Big Date anyway?"
"Uhh...you know, I have no idea," said Wufei, stopping abruptly.
"Don't worry, I heard everything," Duo reassured. "It's tomorrow at 3:30. You're supposed to meet them at the hotel near Relena's house, where you are supposedly staying since you're visiting the earth. I think they're going to show you around for about two hours. You know, all the main sites in the city. Then they were going to try and get dinner reservations for 5:30, and you're going to a movie after that."
"I have to do all that?" Heero asked in a voice not quite his own, beside the fact it was a girl's.
"Oh man," groaned Wufei, running a hand through his hair.
"Wow, they must really like you! Dinner and a movie! That's so romantic," said Hilde dreamily.
"Hey!" Duo said. "You and I go on nice dates."
"Did I say anything about the dates we go on? I don't think so. I was just saying that was romantic, that's all."
"...oh," Duo said after a second.
"Come on guys!" Sally said as she started walking again, making sure the rest would follow. "We need to get home."
Hey, sorry if this chapter was a little short. I'm trying to get the next chapter of While You Were Gone out. I tried to keep everyone in character, but I think Wufei might have been a little out of character. Oh well! Anyhoo, I'll try to make the next chapter longer. BTW, the next chapter is the Big Date! ^_^ Keep reviewing! You know I love them!! Thanks a bunch, ja ne!!
*~Maxine~*