Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Wufei's a What!? ❯ The Problem with Rainstorms and White Silk ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Wufei's a WHAT??
By ShinoMegami

Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing. I'm just using them for my sick and twisted purposes.
Warnings: Angst, OOC, shounen-ai, maybe eventual lemon
Pairings: They will be listed in the chapter after they have been established cause I have no friggin clue who will end up with who.

Author's Notes: I wasn't high on painkiller for this chapter or any of the chapters that will follow.

I would like to thank everyone who reviewed Chapter 1. Thanks you; Relwarc(again^_^), Tiamatorin(for the title), Shino's Ryu, Venus, Kyra(again too^_^), bkerrmom1, Aoiko(My fav couple is 2+5, but I also really like 1+5), and *incoherent.

This part is dedicated to Tiamatorin for the title.

Well more R&R please.

Well on with the fic.

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Chapter 2: The Problem with Rainstorms and White Silk

By the time Duo recovered from his shock, Wufei was gone.

"She...she...said," Duo stuttered.

"Maybe some other time." Heero finished for him.

"Wufei said that?" Quatre asked skeptically.

"Yeah. Remeber; I run, I hide, but I never lie." Duo said.

The sat in silence for a few minutes.

"I have to admit," Heero, of all people, said breaking the silence, "It was a really nice view."

"No kidding," Duo agreed, "I'm gonna have nice dreams tonight."

Heero just nodded his agreement.

"You two are pathetic." Quatre said.

"Q-chan," Duo said, "You can't fully appreciate the female body, because well, you're gay. Same with Tro-chan."

"What I was talking about had nothing to do with physical attributes," Quatre explained, "Wufei won't appreciate it if she finds out you two are going to treat her like a sex object."

"Hey Hee-chan," Duo said ignoring Quatre's statement because he knew it was true, "Ya think Fei would mind if I joined her?"

"Probably." Heero replied.

"Now I can't tell her I'm sorry." Duo whined.

"Are you?" Quatre asked.

"What?" Duo asked.

"Are you really sorry?"

"Of course I am." Duo replied.

"Whatever you say Duo." Quatre said, not really believing the American.

"Where's Trowa?" Heero asked when he noticed the unibanged pilot was missing.

"I bet he's trying to score with Fei." Duo said.

"Duo!" Quatre yelled, "Trowa wouldn't do that to me."

"Are you sure?" Duo asked, "I mean how can you say if he's gay? He could be bi, or maybe even straight."

"Duo," said an emotionless voice from the stairs, "I'm not any of those."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Duo asked turning to look at Trowa.

"I love who I love. It doesn't matter what the person is.(1) I love Quatre and him being a boy has nothing to do with it."

"Well than, where were you?"

"Talking to Wufei."

"I told you." Duo said indignantly.

"She told me to give a message to you two." Trowa said ignoring Duo's comment.

"What message?" Duo asked.

"She said that she saw both you and Heero looking down her shirt. She also said that either of you act like an old lech towards her she would, and I quote 'cut it off.'" Trowa replied.

"Did she tell you what her version of an old lech?" Duo asked.

"Why would she tell me that?"

"I dunno."

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Oblivious to the conversation going on in the house below her, Wufei lay on her on her back, hands behind her head, on the roof.

She looked up at the stars. The sky was clear, a perfect night for stargazing.

She felt like the sky engulfed her in it's inky blackness and speckling of stars. The thought made her shiver slightly.

"You cold?"

"No Heero," Wufei replied, leave it to the Perfedt Soldier to be able to sneak up on her, "I'm fine."

Heero didn't respond, just sat down next to Wufei.

When she noticed Heero watching her she blushed. She sat up pulling her knees to her chast and wrapping her arms around them.

"Didn't Trowa warn you?"

"About the old lech and cutting it off thing?" Heero asked, when Wufei nodded he continued, "Yes he did."

After a while Heero spoke up again, "If you don't mind my asking, why didn't you tell us?"

"I hadn't planned on telling you guys at all," Wufei began, "I'm what you might call a late bloomer. One day there isn't anything there, and the next thing I know, I'm stealing binding from anywhere I could find it. It hurts a lot binding my chest for long periods of time. I can't stand it hurting so much," Wufei sighed then she smiled, "the fact that I can't wear a bra is really bad with you and Duo around."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Heero asked innocently.

"Don't play dumb with me Heero Yuy," Wufei said sternly turning to face Heero on her hands and knees, "I heard your comment about the 'nice view.'"

"Sorry," Heero said, he was looking at another 'nice view', "I can't help it if you make it available."

Wufei looked down, then abruptly sat back on her heels, crossing her arms over her chest.

After a few minutes Wufei got back on her hands and knees and leaned towards Heero to whisper into his ear, "What would you think of a total view?"

"Na...nani?" Heero stuttered.

"I'll take that as a 'yes.'" Wufei said shyly, pointing to the bluge in the front of Heero's spandex shorts.

"It's got a mind of it's own." Heero shrugged.

"I bet this likes the idea as well." Wufei said tapping the side of Heero's head with two fingers.

"There isn't a single part of me that would object," Heero said grabbing her hand.

Wufei's eyes widened when Heero began kissing her palm, his eyes locked to hers.

"I have a question. How come you aren't trying to break his balls like you did to me?"(2)

Wufei pulled her hand away abruptly and turned away to hide the blush rising on her cheeks.

Heero glared at Duo and was about to say something when Wufei spoke up.

"The way you touched me Duo, is very different from the way Heero touched me."

"If I had done that instead, you wouldn't have done that." duo asked.

"No," Wufei replied, "I would have done it but it would have been your stomach."

"Are you trying to tell me that you don't like me?" Duo asked.

"No. You scared me."

"How?"

"You couldn't see my eyes. You wouldn't be able to tell if what you were doing was unwelcome or not."

"I'm sorry I scared you," Duo said softly, then brightening he asked, "What were you two talking about? I seriously doubt just licking your hand gave Herro a hard-on."

"I asked him what he would think of a total view."

Duo's jaw dropped, "Nobody's ever asked me that before."

"No one probably ever will." Heero said.

Duo glared at him.

"If you two start fighting over me, I'll go to Trieze and Zechs and take them on their offer." Wufei said after a few minutes of the two arguing.

"Nani!?" Duo and Heero said looking at the Chinese girl in shock.

"They said that if you guys found out about me and I was uncomfortable here I could go to them. Or, if I just wanted to," Wufei explained, "They bothe swore that they would never touch me, unless I wanted them to."

"How did they find out you were a girl?" Heero asked.

"Well the short version of it is; I walked in on them, and totally drenched from head to toe wearing nothing but my white coat. And of course, wet silk clings and is quite revealing."

When she recieved blank stares from the other to she sighed and gacve them a more detailed acount.

"A while back I got jumped by some street punks. They managed to get my coat off before I beat the shit out of them. By the time I was done my coat was the only thing left intact. I put it on and ran. When I got into the woods it started raining. I found a cabin and when I went inside I saw Trieze and Zechs having sex in the middle of the floor."

"Those two," Duo said, "Not really suprising."

"Well, anyways," Wufei continued, "They said I could go to them if I was uncomfortable around you guys."

"Are you uncomfortable?" Duo asked.

"Not really," Wufei said hesitantly, then grinning, "Though you are both walking bags of hormones."

"Yeah well what do you expect?" Duo replied laughing.

"From you, not much." Wufei replied.

"Why do I feel like I've been insulted?" Duo wondered.

"Because you have." Heero said.

Duo just sticks his tounge out at Heero and sits down with the other two Asian pilots.

"So what we going to do about this?" Duo finally asked.

"Well if you two can keep your hormones in check, nothing," Wufei replied, "If you can't I'll go to Treize and Zechs."

"You're kidding right?" Duo asked.

Wufei just shook her head, then looked up at the stars for a long moment before speaking again.