Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ X-Rated Gundam Jingle ❯ One-Shot

I know this song is messed up but please don't blame me. It was New Years Eve, four in the morning and my two friends and I were eating powdered sugar. We had found a parody of Jingle Bells on fanfiction and decided to make our own. Sorry that I didn't ask for your permission before putting this up, but it was just so good. So whoever wrote the first one, thank you for the inspiration. This story was co-written by two of my best friends also known as the magical cat girl emi_chan and kill the cannibal clowns. For most of this Relina is singing. In the last two verse thingys we're singing. If you don't get some of the lines either you haven't been on the internet long enough or my friend was the one who made it up. Chibi means penis. Don't ask it's a long story.=^.^=

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jingle Bells so don't sue me cause I don't have any money.

X Rated Jingle Gundam

Flying deep in space with a screwed up zero One.

We find commander Treiz fucking Lady Une.

Cells in Treiz's thing, as they begin with might

Now it's up to me to get them out of sight.

Gundam Wing, Gundam Wing,

Heero's got a chibi, but it is still a mystery where he got it from.

GW, GW,

Duo is a fag

when he got us really mad we shoved him in a bag.

Wufei is ranting on, he's barely in the show

but one girl will hook up with him she's Major Sally Poe

with this unlikely pair her virginity's in doubt,

forget about his lack of hair, please make him shut his mouth.

GW,GW,

Trowa fucked a clown

when he and Quatre meet up no one can bring them down.

GW,GW,

Quatre is so fine,

the zero system flipped him off

and made him screw a mime.

Dorothy is so lame

she says she is a dike

when Quatre contradicted her she whipped his lousy hide.

She follows me to bed

she says she thinks I'm great.

But if it were left up to me I'd slap her in the face.

GW,GW,

Hilde's always late

last night we found her in a bar screwing with her date(Duo)

GW,GW,

Duo's in love with Zecks

and while that's not exactly it, he's in it for the sex.

GW,GW

We are really drunk

someone call a ambulance

because we just shot Trunks.

GW,GW,

The world is spinning round

I think we should go back to bed

When we find level ground.