Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ You Might Be A GW luvin' Redneck if... ❯ The First List ( Chapter 1 )

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GW luvin' Redneck







You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if one of your fantasies is to have a Gundam MS so you can blow up
gophers with the buster cannon.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you think Zechs and Relena should end up together. "What's wrong with that? Our family does it
all the time, right sis?"



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you think Trowa and Catherine should end up together for the same
reason.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you seriously think you can build a MS out of all those old parts
you've been collecting in your yard.
"See Honey Ah told ya they'd be good for somethin'!"



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you write GW Song Fics to Country Western Songs.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you've ever referred to Duo as "That there Gawd o Deeth"



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if all your fanfics involve original characters with more than one
first name.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you've played any of the GW theme music on a fiddle. "Hell, we
can two-step to that one!"



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you think Lady Une is perfectly sane--cause that's just how your
momma acts when Dad comes home late--Two different women.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you know the name of the comedian I'm currently spoofing.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you think "Yuy" is Heero's first name, cause everybody
knows "Hero" is a title.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you think Gundams would be a fine way to haul beer kegs.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you've ever referred to your pick-up truck as "Truck
Zero"



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you draw Fanart of Relena in Daisy Dukes.



You might be a GW luvin'
Red-neck if you were shocked to learn that a fiction labeled 2X4 wasn't about a
trip to buy wood at Home Depot.

This humor fan fiction is written for
entertainment only, the author does not claim to own any part of Gundam Wing or
"You Might Be a Redneck If..." Please do not distribute. Gundam Wing © Bandai, Sunrise, Sotsu
Agency; "You Might Be a Redneck If..." © Jeff Foxworthy.