Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Zor & Zam ❯ Chapter 1

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Zor And Zam
Sung By: The Monkees
Disclaimiers: I don't own the song or the Gboys. I wrote this a while ago. Then I made the mistake of letting Duo read it. I decided to add his comments to the fic 'cause it just made it better.
~lyrics~
*scenes*

~The king of Zor he called for a war.~
*Fade in of Treize giving a speech*
Duo: Naked...wearing a cockring.

~The king of Zam he answered~
*Pans back to see Dr. J shaking his fist at Treize*
Duo: He shakes his fist that low? Wait a min...he's....EEEEWWWWWWWW!!
Quatre: *gagging*

~They fashioned their weapons~
*Dr. J working on Wing*
Duo: Making out with Wing? He's that desprate??

~One upon one~
*Heero walking towards Wing int he distance*
Duo: *Drooling* Shake that ass!

~Ton upon ton~
*Large group of Oz soliders receiving orders*
Duo: *singing* We are the lollipop brigade.

~They called for war at the rise of the sun~
*The sun shines down on all the Gundams*
Duo: *Singing* Don't let the sun...go down on me!

~Out went the call to one and to all~
*Treize calling for his troops*
Duo: Look! It's the Goof Troop.

~That echoed and rolled like the thunder~
*Dr. G yelling at a sleeping Duo*
Duo: *yawning* But dad!!! I can't go to school today...Heero blew it up!

~Trumpets and drums~
*Or flutes and violins as we see Trowa and Quatre playing...*
Duo: ...strip Chutes & Ladders. Those two are so kinky.
Quatre: DUO!!!
Trowa: How'd you know abo...opps.

~War upon war~
*Quick flashes of old battles*
Duo: *pulls out a gun* TARGET PRACTICE!

~More upon more~
*Flashes of old battles fill the screen*
Duo: HELP! I'm surrounded!!

~Rolling the call of come now to war~
*5 trucks, carring Gundams, rolls by*
Duo: They rolled the call for it's lunch money.

~Throughout the night they fashioned their might~
*Howard working on Deathscythe*
Duo: Fashioned their might? Why can't you just say jacking off like a normal person?

~With right on the side of the mighty~
*Zechs sitting in Tallgesse looking stern*
Duo: *snickering* It's left I'm telling you! Right is too weak for the mighty.

~They puzzled their minds~
*Wufei with an adorable confused look on his face*
Duo: *as Wufei* Duh...the pointy end goes in the other guy.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

~Plan upon plan~
*Treize with battle plans spread out around him*
Duo: Young Man! You can't go out in play with your soliders until you clean up this mess!!

~Man upon man~
*Or woman as we see Une drilling more troops*
Duo: Ne! Hee-chan, I think we should practice the 'man upon man' line, don't you?
Heero: Omae O Korsu!

~At the dying of dawn the great war began~
*Dawn is over...it's time to fight!*
Duo: Someone killed Dawn? Darrian is gonna be pissed!(1)

~They met on the battlefield banner in hand~
*Dorthy standing with a banner that sayz OZ*
Duo: That's not a banner! That's a... O.O!!

~They looked out across the vacant land~
*On separate sides of a field, Dr. J and Treize look around*
Duo: So...they were looking in Relena's ears?

~And they counted the missing~
*Dr. J looking up at the sky in ocnfusion*
Duo: They WERE looking in Relena's ears!!

~One upon one~
*Treize looking around baffled.*
Duo: Heero upon Heero?!? *DROOLS*

~None upon none~
*Dr. J and Treize blink at each other*
Duo: Noin upon Noin?
Heero: None! Not, Noin, baka.
Duo: Oh...

~The war is was over before it begun~
*A big empty field with Dr. J on one side and Treize on the other*
Duo: *Patting Dr. J and Treize on their heads* It's ok...many older men suffer from premature war.

~Two little kings playing a game~
*Dr. J and Treize standing there with Burger King crowns on their heads*
Duo: LITTLE kings? What game? Twister?!?

~They gave a war and nobody came~
*Last scene: The Gboys and Zechs playing vollyball at the beach and laughing at Dr. J and Treize*
Duo: Don't you hate it when no one comes?
-Owari-

C&C Craved!!

1) Dawn as in the comic. She's the goddess of birth and rebirth. Her lover, Darrian, is the Horned God or Death.