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Night Angels EXTRA - “Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt - the Reaction”

Hellsing/Gunsmith Cats/Black Lagoon fanfiction

By Elwin `Blaine' Coldiron

 

“Hellsing” and characters are created by Kohta Hirano, and is the property of Shounen Gahousha/Dark Horse Comics, Geneon Universal/Wild Geese/Satelight/Madhouse Studios, Geneon Entertainment and FUNimation Entertainment, a Navarre company. “Gunsmith Cats” and characters are created by Kenichi Sonoda, and is the property of Kodansha/Dark Horse Comics, Vap/Tokyo Broadcasting, and Sentai Filmworks, and “Black Lagoon”, created by Rei Hiroe and is the property of Shogakukan/Viz Media, Geneon Universal, Madhouse Studios, Geneon Entertainment and FUNimation Entertainment, a Navarre company. I do not own neither series, nor the characters. I just write the fiction.

 

AUTHOR'S NOTE - This came out of left field, and loosely based upon a fanfiction by Shanejayell about a particular anime series that has been released in Japan, `Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt'. I got a look at this series on YouTube, and quite frankly - I'm a bit lost about it. But the series is amusing in it's own way - whatever way it is!

 

Oh… and BTW, “Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt” was created by Geek Fleet, and is the property of Kadokawa Shoten, GAINEX, SANZIGEN Animation Studio, Studio Bihou, AIC, AT-X, and the fic is set in the `Aftermath and Beyond' plot. Just letting you know.

 

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After the video had run it's course, Revy was in her usual state in such matters - laughing her fool head off! “Boy,” she crowed, “I've seen some funny shit, but this takes the cake! I haven't laughed so hard in my life and it's my second time seeing it!” Turning around, she said to behind her, “So what do you think?”

 

To her chagrin, Moria Hedgley, Irene `Rally' Vincent, Seras Victoria and Bridgett Healy just stood in mute shock, trying to comprehend what they saw. “Well…” Rally began, “Revy, don't feel offended by my opinion but it.. it looked… amusing.”

 

“What are you talking about, Rally?” Moria shot back, aghast. “That was totally offensive! Revy, just where in the bloody blue hell did you find this… this dreck?”

 

“Dreck!?! What are you talking about, this is class stuff!” retorted Revy, annoyed.

 

“Now don't be too rough on Moria, Revy,” Seras added uneasily, the No-Life Queen glancing at her lovers. “Granted, the show is rough around the edges, but I happen to agree with Rally… I think.”

 

“Er… no comment,” Bridgett also added, the dhampir not wishing to offend anyone.

 

“I don't believe this! Rally, Seras, Bridgett, please back me up on this! This is the most offensive piece of… whatever, I've seen!” Moria pleaded.

 

“Geez, whatever's gotten your panties in a twist, Moria?” Revy grumbled. “Don't you even like anime?”

 

Flustered, the butler/werewolf cleared her throat and countered, “It's not that! Revy, I happen to be a big fan of the anime artform. I have at least several series in my DVD collection. It's just that…” she gestured at the computer the four had viewed the offending episode, “… this doesn't even look like anime, more like some cheap American cartoon!” Moria blushed as she added, “Well, at least until that part where the characters became strippers, but that's besides the point!” Taking a breath, she continued, “When not on the job, Stocking seems to be only interested in desserts, while Panty seems obsessed with shagging anyone with a pulse!”

 

“I'm still a bit disturbed with Panty's weapon happens to be her panties,” Rally muttered. “And that pink Hummer they used - they named it `See Through'?” The dusky vampire shuttered.

 

Seras shrugged. “At least it works against what they have to put-up with,” she said.

 

“It's any wonder that Garterbelt tolerates those two,” Bridgett reasoned. “He seemed to be the only one that had any sense or moral direction.”

 

“At least he wasn't with Iscariot,” Moria grumbled. “I just hope that Sir Integra doesn't happen to stumble-up against this.”

 

“You're too uptight,” Revy dismissed. “Sure the boss lady may be a little stiff, but if she gets a look at this, she might fucking warm up to it.”

 

That's when everyone heard the gunshots, two of them. Alarmed, the five women got out of their seats and raced for the location of that sound - the office of Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing! Preparing for a battle, Seras and Rally opened the doors, with Revy and Moria behind them, the pirate with both cutlasses drawn and the brunette butler ready to change.

 

But Bridgett hesitated, her eyes wide. “Anger…” she whispered, her empathic senses in overdrive, “all I'm getting is anger.”

 

Then everyone's jaws hit the floor with what they saw - namely a clearly-enraged Sir Integra standing up, her Walther PPK aimed at her laptop, which had two holes blown into its screen. “Uh… Sir Integra?” asked Moria uneasily.

 

Seeing she had company, Sir Integra calmed down. “Oh, it is you,” she said, finally setting down her weapon and returning to her seat. “My apologies if I had alarmed you all, but under the circumstances I was not thinking straight.”

 

Cautiously, the five women approached, with Moria studying the blasted computer. “Integra,” Rally finally said, “just what the hell happened?”

 

For her credit, Sir Integra studied the five with her single eye. “I might as well tell you,” she announced. “I had completed my paperwork way ahead of schedule, so I thought that I would treat myself by exploring the Internet. I had came across this site that showed videos and was perusing the contents when I came across the most sacrilegious animation that I had the misfortune to witness! Those characters - two fallen angels, one a harlot, the other only interested in sweets - and with little regard to their holy mission!”

 

Revy blanched, coming to the realization that, if she was willing to shoot a helpless laptop over an anime that she might be next! Ever so slowly, she backed away, not taking her widened eyes away from the Hellsing leader. “If… if you'll excuse me,” she sputtered, “I think I need to clean my guns!” As soon she was sure she was out of Sir Integra's line-of-sight, the Chinese pirate sprinted away.

 

“Oh my,” Sir Integra said, noticing Revy's departure, “I wonder what has unnerved her?”

 

Moria also took notice. “This animation you witnessed - was the title `Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt'?”

 

“Of course, Moria. Why do you ask?”

 

Quite reluctantly, Moria related the tale on how she, along with Rally, Seras and Bridgett, were asked by Revy to watch that same show. After she was finished, it was all that Sir Integra could muster not to burst out laughing. “I see. Well, not accounting for Miss Revy's rather rough sense of humour, I say there was no harm done.” She then took another look at her blasted laptop and added, “At least to her.”

 

“Uh… yeah,” Rally remarked. “Listen, I've got to get to the range and practice on my shooting. Care to join me, Master?”

 

“Well… of course, Rally. If you'll excuse us, Sir Integra, it's best we both get going.” Soon, both vampires teleported out of the office.

 

“And I'm way behind in my schedule,” Bridgett added, excusing herself out as well.

 

As soon as Bridgett left, Moria squared her shoulders and made her way to the door. “If you don't mind, Sir Integra,” she said, “I'd best find Revy and tell her that you'll not be using her for target practice.”

 

“Of course, Moria. And by the way,” Sir Integra ventured, “could you at least contact the computer store and ask about repairing this?” She pointed to the laptop.

 

“I will make it so, Sir Integra. However,” Moria added, “I sincerely doubt the warranty on the laptop covers damage done by shooting by the owner, but I'll see if the proprietor could… make an exception in our case.”

 

Sir Integra just sighed. “Just as well,” she muttered. “Damn that cartoon!”

 

9/11/01

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