Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ the first take ( Chapter 5 )

Taisho and the hams started setting up shop. Not the set mind you, but the cameras and lighting needed their final preperations. The girls were all sitting at the table waiting for the first shoot, but Jam was at his gigging like usual.

Lapis: Jam-kun, have a seat and wait for everything to get done. Even you shouldn't be.... doing what you're doing right now.

Jam: Pass.

Lapis: (to Ribon) Why does Jam do that?

Ribon: Because he's Jam.

Lapis: Ribon, that doesn't help me.

Mahura: Jam always gigs, it's his nature. He never stands still for too long, because he's always moving.

Lapis: Does he ever remain still?

Mahura: Not for too long....

Tora-chan: Unless he's asleep.

(girls giggle)

Lapis: There's something I wonder about him though....

Mahura: Well between us girls, Jam is a big boy, so brace yourself.

Lapis: Thanks Mahura-chan, but I wonder what color his eyes are.

Ribon: Well they're.... they're.... what are the color of Jam's eyes?

Tora-chan: yeah, every time we see him, he's got that headset on.

Kururin: Well, just take off the shade visor then.

Mahura & Tora-chan: That's part of the headset.

Hana: I don't ever recall him showing his eyes to us.

Jam: Lapis is such a cutie, and I kinda feel bummed that we're gonna go at it like this. It's not the way I like to have the first meeting with a sunny, but hey, it was voted on with majority. What can you do.... (stops) Hiff hiff, hmmm......

Mahura: Something wrong, Jam?

Jam: Not at all, Mahu-chan.

Mahura: Oh, well I was wondering since you stopped moving like that.

Jam: I see.... Erok's work is in progress, the smell is key to that, though it's faint to the rest of the hams.

In his part of the clubhouse, Kousi and Jaja sit on the bed. Their embrace has been going on for a while and these two have been like this for a while.

Jaja: The next time y'all come to the farm, I gotta aask Panda to make me a bed like this. Ah love the nice cotton feel, it's so soft and cuddly.

Lapis: Jam, the girls tell me how much you like to dance....

Jam: Well, rhythm is all good for any ham.

Lapis: Will you teach me how to dance like that?

Jam: Dance like what?

Lapis: Like how you were before you stopped.

Jam: (hearty laugh) that was just giggin' around, Lapis.

Lapis: Well, (blush) I would like to learn how to gig.

Jam: Oh... okay, that's not a problem.

Kousi and Jaja continued to go at it, switching subordinate and dominate roles in each of their positions. Normally, the conference between these two would be full of chatter and noise, but this was a quiet one. Neither of them spoke, moaned, or even had their eyes open.... it was just sexual poetry in motion. Despite all the ruckus sex will bring, this was actually new to the hams, especially Jaja. She thought it would have more noise to it, but alas, silent mating fit them perfectly. Control shifted back and fourth between these two: Kousi put Jaja in to Swing, Kousi would Swing on Jaja; Jaja would mount and straddle Kousi, Kousi would straddle Jaja back; Kousi would put Jaja in the Upturned Tortiose, Kousi became an Upturned Tortoise; Jaja would Foxhole Kousi, Kousi would Foxhole Jaja. After a while, Kousi pulled out of his mate and painted himself onto Jaja's chest. After the "Silent Sex" treatment, the two sat up on the bed, Jaja putting her red cape back on.

Kousi: I'm sorry, Jaja.... please don't be mad at me anymore....

Jaja: I'm sorry, Kousi.... I now understand why you felt that way....

Kousi: I can finally let go now.

Jaja: Ah finally see how much you really care about me....

Kousi: Jaja.....

Jaja: Yes, Kousi-chan?

Kousi: Does this mean we can start over?

Jaja: No, it just means we can pick up from where we left off.

Kousi: Oh.... You have a hooded clitoris.

Jaja: You still have yer foreskin.

Kousi: I felt good in you.

Jaja: I was pleased on you.

Kousi: Did I do anything wrong?

Jaja: You grabbed my chest too much.

Kousi: Oopsie.

Jaja: S'all right.

Kousi: Jaja.... I... you don't have to worry about me protesting anymore.

Jaja: Great. Oh, one last thing.

Kousi: What's that?

Jaja: Your milf is real thick and sticky, I can't clean this out of my fur. But who cares.... Let's go.

*

Taisho sat in the Director's seat with megaphone in hand.

Taisho: Okay people, quiet on the set. Let's get one last check of everything before we start rolling. Camera 1....

Panda: Set.

Taisho: Camera 2....

Megane: Set.

Camera 3....

Tora-kun: All set.

Taisho: Lighting.....

Kaburu: Bright and ready.

Chibi: Okwee.

Taisho: Microphones....

Hamtaro: Perfect.

Hana: Perfect.

Taisho: Okay. Stars....

Lapis: Ready and willing.

(No response....)

Taisho: Jam... Jam... Yo Jam, get into position.

Jam: Hold on, lemme take off my headset.... okay, I'm all frosty.

Taisho: Just a note for everyone else that's watching. Should you have to wank off, keep your moans low and fluids away from the set. And clean up after yourselves.

Mahura: We know already, "Bossman".

Taisho: I like the sound of that, "Bossman". It has a nice ring to it..... (shakes it off) Alrighty, let's make this count people. Clubhouse Lovers scene one, take one. (Ribon gives the click) Action!

[Lapis is standing in the kitchen, chopping vegetables with a knife.]

Lapis: (*\_/) He's late again, and today of all days too. I don't like how he has to be late on today....

[Three raps hit the door. Lapis walks out of the kitchen and heads for the door.]

Mahura: (whispers to Jaja) that's a nice apron she's wearing.

Jaja: (whispers back) It's probably one of Maido's.

[Lapis opens the door to Maido, dressed up as a delivery boy.]

Maido: Package here for an Azure.

Lapis: That's me, but-

Maido: Sign here please. (hands clipboard to Lapis, who signs it and gives it back.) My tip...

Lapis: Deliver all your parcels on time.

Maido: Hey ma'am-

[door is slammed in Maido's face. Lapis takes five stepp before three raps hit the door again. She heads back for the door and opens it.]

Maido: Do you want you package this time?

Lapis: Right, sorry. I didn't mean to take this out on you, it's just that I'm mad at my hubby.

Maido: Is this a special day or something?

Lapis Our anniversary.

Maido: Oh.... (pulls in package) Man this is heavy. Do you know what's in here?

Lapis: I dunno, it's a really big box.

Maido: It's also a really cold box. Well, good day ma'am. (leaves, closing door behind him)

Lapis: Hmm... how the hell am I gonna open this damn thing?

(snickers off set)

Lapis: Oh hell, I'll just bite through it. (approaches box)

[Top of box suddenly flies right off and box collapses, revealing a cake.]

Kousi: Mmm, that looks yummy.

girl hams: Shhhh....

Kousi: (whisper) Oopsie.

Lapis: What a pretty cake... the sad thing is that it's too big to put in the fridge. Well, I better eat it down now and salvage the rest. (takes a knife and slices herself a piece of cake and eats it) Mmm, I like this cake, but man, it's gonna stick to my thighs.

???: Another girl worries about her weight. Why do I always get these people?

Lapis: (O_O) Who said that?
???: I am the Magic Talking Cake, full of creamy goodness in every bite.

(snickers off set)

Lapis: A talking cake? Now I know I stressing....

MTC: You're normal, I'm a talking cake. I'll even tell you your fortune, if you like...

Lapis: Now I know I'm losing it.

MTC: No my young child, you're perfectly fine. It's just that I'm a real, talking cake.

Lapis: Cakes don't talk, unless they're homosexual men. And you're no man, you're just bread and icing.

MTC: You forgot "Creamy Goodness" young child.

(more snickers off set)

Lapis: Okay, what the fuck are you made of?

MTC: Milk, and cream, and sugar, and bread, and Creamy Goodness cake mix.

Lapis: Now I'm done with you...

MTC: Listen to you, first you say I'm pretty, then you say you like me, now you don't want nothing to do with me? You're mean... and you didn't even blow out me candle. (starts to cry)

Lapis: Hold on... tell me you aren't crying....

MTC: Why not? Cakes have feelings, too....

Lapis: Great, my cake's a sissy.

Taisho: (rofl) Cut, cut, cut! This shit's too funny. This porn, not comedy.

Jam: (jumps out of the cake) See Lapis, that's your fault.

Lapis: My fault? How is it my fault?

Jam: If you'd have blown out the candle, we'd be fuckin' by now...

Lapis: Well you're the one going off subject here. A cake with feelings... where the fuck did you get that from?

Taisho: Enough! Let's take five and do that again....

(all the hams walk off the set)

Tora-kun: "Creamy Goodness", you're a fool for that one, Jam.

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Undercover Ham Ham Lover gave a nice point between Kousi and Jaja, so I hope that part of this chap clears that whole mess up. Anyways, review peeps.