Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ a new light on things ( Chapter 8 )

The next morning, the gang was enjoying acorns and pumpkin seeds for their morning viddles. the sounds of talk and krump filled the air around the table.

Tora-kun: So Niji, how come you didn't bring them broads with you?

[Every female ham mean mugged the male tiger ham]

Niji: You baka, those girls aren't my broads, I'm just pimpin them hos. The thing that got me is that they don't mind my pimpin 'em either.

Tora-kun: Perhaps they want some seven colored sausage....

Tora-chan: Oniikun.....

Niji: Well Tora-kun my man, them girls want more then that. Those hos wanna sit on my rainbow nectar, my divine ambrosia.

Neteru: Three sprung cows going through Oestrus, such is the beginning of a harem.

Niji: Harem..... I tell you those girls are something else.

Ribon: So now you have interests in zhem?

Niji: I thought I'd give 'em a chance.

Taisho: And you're fucking which one?

Niji: Hey, I'm still a virgin.

Hamtaro & Kousi: (low tones) Suuure you are.....

Niji: But I do like the new smocks they wear instead of those body jumpers with the capes. They look cuter this way....

Taisho: I still think you're sleeping with one, or all of them.

Niji: Okay, so I have had the girls breasturbate me before.....

Mahura & Ribon: Heke?

Noppo: Titfuck, girls. Titfuck.

Mahura & Ribon: Oh.

Niji: even that drove them crazy. I mean the cumstains on the torsos of those smocks that I made from those lovely chests, those three girls wear proudly like medals of honor from the war.

Jaja: Sounds like them ladies got Suck-a-dick-itis.

Gucci: Sprung fangirls are the worst, they never leave you alone. They wanna take pictures of your ta-tas and compare 'em to their own.

[Everyone looked at Gucci with sweatdrops on.]

Tora-chan: Um, yeah. Anyway, we really needed the film to go at this, Niji. Thanks, you're a sweatie.

Niji: Well you know.....

Ribon: So, where is Jam at?

Lapis: The last time I checked, he was still asleep. He looks so cute when he's in dreamland, you girls should see it.

Hana: We'll look at him later, let get on with the filming. Megane and I have art to compose, you know.

Mahura: Stop whining, you can wait for that crusty hole you call a snatch to get banged. Go douche your rotten crotch while you wait.

Hamtaro: Didn't want to hear that, Mahura.

Hana: Don't get mad because I'm gonna screw Megane on camera before you do.

Mahura: Why don't you go screw yourself?

Hana: Quit acting like a jealous cow.

Mahura: Why would I be jealous of a slut like you? You're probably good at laying on your back.

Kaburu: (XD) That's not right....

Hana: You're probably mad because you know I'll made better love to Megane than you ever will.

Mahura: Suck my snatch, Hana!

Hana: Sorry, I'm not that kind of girl, tiny tits.

(Hana and Mahura continue fighting)

Maido: Remember when we were like that?

Megane: Oh yeah, I can never forget.

Maido: Good times, weren't they?

Megane: Very good times.

Taisho: Damn it you two, this ain't memory lane.

Megane: They'll tire themselves out, we did.

Hana: You know, if it pisses you off that much that I'm gonna have Megane for one shoot, Just fuck Maido.... or even better, do it with Jam while I'm busy with Megane?

Mahura: Don't get off subject here.

Hana: Stop acting so coy. I saw how beet red your face was when you put the condom on Jam's cock, it screamed "I gotta suck this bad." expression down.

Mahura: That's not true. Ribon, Tora-chan, help me out here.

Tora-chan: Well, you are a lot more chipper when Jam's around, Mahura.

Chibi: Okyoo.

Mahura: All of us are more chipper when Jam's around.

Ribon: You get excited like when Kousi sees Jaja after a while. He makes you wet doesn't he? But then again, after he turned Lapis' pussy into a gushing geyser, none of us blame vous.

Hana: Just admit it Mahura, Jam makes you horny.

Mahura: Jam does not make me horny! Jam makes Lapis horny...

Lapis: Got that right, man he can make a girl weak after sex....

Jam: Ey! I can hear your yelling all the way in my room, how am I gonna get my beauty sleep with all this yelling?

Girls: You need beauty sleep?

Jam: It was rhetorical, but I would need to sleep without the bickering gals.

After everything gets settled, the next shoot gets underway.

Mahura: Sorry about waking you up, Jam.

Hana: Me too, we didn't mean it.

Jam: Eh, no problem, at least I can see you in action now, Hana-chan.

Hana: Well, I better take my place. (retreats to set)

Jam: Okay then, I better get in place as well-

Mahura: Hold on a minute Jam, I... really need a word with you.

Jam: I'm manning the lights for this shoot, come man the lights too. That way we'll talk as well.

*

[knock on the door, Hana opens the door and Megane is shown.]

Hana: What took you so long, you know it's not polite to leave your lady waiting?

Megane: Sorry baby, the teacher decided to show up twenty-five minutes late for class. Then bores--I mean lectures us for an hour on the Manchus...

[on with the lines..... Meanwhile in the raftors....]

Mahura: Listen, Jam....

Jam: Yeah...

Mahura: I like you... a lot.

Jam: I know.... I like you a lot too.

Mahura: You don't understand what I mean....

Jam: I know what you're talking about, I'm not oblivious to love like Hamtaro. I know that even though your heart's for Megane, who doing such lovely work as an actor right now, you have feelings for me as well.

Mahura: Yyyyeah, just like you said.

Jam: I feel for you two, Mahu-chan. But I know who's off limits and who's free.

Mahura: I'm glad you understand how I feel.....

[back on the set.]

Megane: So lay on your back, time to get rubbed down.

Hana: Okay, baby. (lays back) You know how I like your magic paws.

[Hana lays on her back and Megane begans to fondle her chest, making Hana coo.]

Hana: Ooh baby... oh yeah that feels good.

Mahura: You damn dirty rat, get off of her!

Taisho: CUT!

Mahura: Get off already, you little pig!

Jam: Mahu-chan, down girl. Down!

Mahura: Shut up, I'm gonna deal with this sex fiend real good.

Hana: Oh great, what a waste of film.

Megane: I was starting to like your chest....

Jam: Gotcha!

Mahura: Let me go Jam, I still have a neck to strangle.

Taisho: Hey! What's the deal up there?

Jam: Not that I need it, but a little help would be nice.

Mahura: God damn it Jam, let me go...

Jam: Not until you calm down.

*

Taisho: What the hell was going on up here?

Mahura: The question is, "What shouldn't be going on up here?" And what shouldn't be going on up here is Kaburu and Chibi-Maru's exhibitions.

Taisho: Kaburu, I told you you couldn't do any of this, especially with Chibi-chan.

Kaburu: But it felt so good....

Chibi: Okyoo.

Mahura: Chibi-maru, you are way too young to let him jump and pump you like this. (Jam starts snickering) This isn't funny, Jam!

Jam: "Jump and pump..." that's a good one, Mahu-chan.

Hana: Our porn shoot was interrupted because Chibi was being dicked out before Mahura was?

Mahura: (slaps Hana) You watch that mouth of yers.

Taisho: Enough! Kaburu-kun, I'm gonna have to clamp your balls.

Kaburu: Noooo! Please don't take my manhood from me.

Taisho: Jam, a little help here.

Jam: Here you go, one Clamps of Isis.

Kaburu: No, I want my balls.

Taisho: You're only being clamped, not neutered. Now hold still...

Kaburu: No, I don't wanna be clamped.

Taisho: You can either choose be get clamped by me, or castrated by Mahura.

Kaburu: (looks at the evil looking Mahura, then back to Taisho) You promise I'll still be a man where it counts?

[Suddenly, the power goes out]

Taisho: Great, a blackout... now we have to postpone filming.

Hamtaro: Hey you guys, it's really pouring outside.

Taisho: Lovely, we have no power and it's raining. What are we gonna do now?

Jam: 'Dun know about y'all, but I'm gonna have something to eat now.

Hamtaro: Well, I guess lunch comes early today....

*

The dark proved a nice time for lunch, but not everyone was eating. Panda was in the evacuation tunnels, oblivious to the blackout in the clubhouse.

Panda: Well, I'm almost done. I just have this last tunnel to patch the lining up here.

[Panda walks near the end and see a hamgirl shivering in a little ball.]

Panda: Wow, purple hair.... but she's soaking wet and really cold. (tap tap) Hey... hey... can you hear me?

???: So... cold.....

Panda: You poor thing, you must've been out in the rain too long.

???: Cold.... very cold.... S-s-s-s-soaking..... wet.

Panda: (feels her forehead) It's so hot.... I gotta get you out of your clothes...

(No response)

Panda picks up the wet ham girl and carries her off....

[back in the clubhouse]

Hamtaro: Hey Jam, what are you eating?

Jam: Starfruit.

Kousi: Starfruit? Never heard of those.

Ribon: Are zhey exotic?

Jam: To some, but I've never tried any before, so I thought I'd get some.

Maido: Starfruit, bah. I'm happy with my diet of sunflower seeds and pellets.

Kaburu: Same here.

Jam: You guys have no variety in what you eat. Scarfing down nuts, seeds, pellets and the ocassional berry or three. Me, I have an open palate.

Hana: How so?

Jam: It's because I eat lots of stuff. Seeds, shoots, fruits, even meat. (the other hams start backing away from Jam) Hey, what's the deal, you guys smell something bad?

Tora-kun: Dude, you eat meat?

Jam: Yeah.

Jaja: That's nasty. How can you eat another animal?

Jam: (chuckle) Who said anything about eating another animal? This meat is made from walnuts, pecans and cashews.

Noppo: So it's Nut Meat?

Jam: Of course.

Hamtaro: Hey, has anyone seen Panda?

Taisho: He went to go rain proof the tunnels last I checked. He'll be okay.

Meanwhile, our new resident finally regained her senses.

Panda: Good, you're awake now. I'm glad to see you made it, you worried me for a bit.

???: Oopsie.

Panda: So, I'm Panda... and you are?

???: Nonno. Pleased to meet you, Panda.

(Panda and Nonno take a long glance into each other's eyes)

Panda: (!^_^) Anyway, I brought you some pumpkin soup to help warm you up, and your threads are over there drying off. (points to Nonno's clothes) Well, rest up here in my room and I'll check back in on you after a while.

Nonno: 'Kay.

[Panda leaves the room and Nonno enjoys the soup.]

Nonno: Panda's really sweet, he seems like the one who would be good to me..... No, no, no, stop thinking like that, you just met him.... Even though he did come to my rescue.... (sigh) Maybe he could be that one just for me.... that is of course, if he likes me like that. Those other girls, always had the cute guys lulled to them. None of them gave me a second look, especially if it were Aibon that they were looking at. Her and Merika had so many fans and fanboys, I never even had one. Ooh, I hate being in heat....

[back with the gang..... a bright light began to show. Some of the other hams shielded their eyes from its luminous effect.

Hamtaro: Jeez, that light is bright.

Taisho: Yeah, where's it coming from?

Gucci: It's coming from Jam's back.

Niji: Hey, turn it down a bit already.

Jam: My fault you guys. Hold on a minute, I have an idea....

[Jam lays on his back, thinking the light would be covered, only to find the rays of light shot out from the ground, lighting the clubhouse.]

Kousi: Cool, Jam brought the power back.

Maido: Looks more like he shed some light on the subject.

Noppo: You know, sometimes you should impersonate a lighthouse, Jam.

Jam: Pass.

Mahura: Well I'm glad it's not dark anymore. I guess it's good to have the sun on your back.

Ribon: Zhough I am glad to have some light, I'm still wondering who it happened to Jam. I mean zhis nevaire happened before, so zhere must be some meaning to it.

Tora-chan: Who cares about that, we can like, totally see again.

Jam: Ribon's right, this is definitely a first. But why has this happened now.... Roll would know about this, it's happened to her already.

Megane: Hey Jam, is it possible we could use your backlight as a power source?

Jam: Maybe this has somethiing to do with my solar tales or something... maybe that's it. It's just a-

Megane: Earth to Jam, are you there?

Jam: I'm still here, just thinking of course.

Megane: Well, do you think your light can be used as a power source?

Noppo: It can, but you'll need a solar panel for that.

Taisho: What do you mean by that?

Noppo: You guys forget, Jam is a Ra's Hamster, Ra being a sun god. Jam's sunspot is giving off in my theories solar energy. The sunlight from Jam's back is a form of solar energy that not only has proven luminescent, but also quite powerful as well. If we had a solar panel, we'd probably be able to convert this "solarbeam" into power, like a generator and we can run the shoot without having to worry about being in the dark.

Tora-kun: You wouldn't mind that at all would you, Jam dude?

Jam:. ........

Tora-kun: Jam... hey dude, you zoning out or something?

Jam: That's it, I've got it. Someone else is among us....

Jaja: How can you tell.

Jam: Let's find out. Shield your eyes everyone.... (all the hams do so. Jam sits up and stands.) I, messenger of Lumina and bearer of Sun. By the power of the sun goddess, Re.... seek out that which is hidden and reveal itself. Release the light!