Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Hamtaro: The Beast-Ham Story ❯ Episode 4 - The Fight for Bijou, Who Will Win? ( Chapter 4 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Episode 4

The Fight for Bijou, Who Will Win?

by Beast-Ham
[Author's Note] Before reading, you might want to look out for these symbols...

[ ] = Thought " " = Chat

= Action

[Also Note] This episode has alot of blood, swearing, and ALOT of adult themes, I rate this episode 18+ only.

[AGAIN more Note] The reason im putting these in sceens is cuz this is going to be the basis of a comic im writing.


[On the last episode of Dragonball Z, Goku faced off with... wait... SHIT wrong story!! What i ment to say was, durring the last episode of Beast-Ham's Story, we witnessed Action, sex, rage, and more importently... SEX! We saw that Hamtaro was in trouble, Boss was saved by Beast-Ham, and Maxwell was over at Sandys for SOMETHING other than what he got. What was he there for? What is Boss going to do to Beast-Ham? What is with me and all these retarded questions? I have no clue myself... so lets just get to the story -.-' ]


.:|Sceen 1 - Deathly Anger|:.

.:|Boss|:. - "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Shouts Boss as he throws a punch at Beast-Ham "I should have KILLED you when I had the chance..."

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Slightly avoids the attack "Holy shit! Boss man whats your problem?"

.:|Boss|:. - Charges towards Beast-Ham "YOUR MY PROBLEM!" Boss throws another punch, but this time... "What the...?!"

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Grabs Boss's arm, twist it, and flips Boss over his arm "TALK! Dont act..."

.:|Boss|:. - "You should know why im ticked... you JUST SAID the reason..."

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Thinks for a moment... "OHH! You mean Bijou? Dude, dont you think if she liked you, she would have been with you by now?"

.:|Boss|:. - Ignores Beast-Ham and goes to punch him in the gut... "I DONT CARE!!"

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Dodges blows that Boss throws and runs for the door.

.:|Boss|:. - "I DONT THINK SO!" He says as he grabs his lamp and throws it at Beast-Ham.

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Unaware of the lamp being thrown keeps heading towards the door. Unfortunatly he wasnt quick enough... and the lamp bashes across the back of Beast-Hams head. "GAH... Ohh... uhh... umpf....... *THUMP!*" Beast-Ham falls to the ground nocked out.

.:|Boss|:. - "Hee hee hee.... now the FUN begins...."

.:|Sceen 1 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 2 - On the Way...|:.

After Beast-Ham left, Bijou prepared to go to the clubhouse...

.:|Bijou|:. - [Ohh... Beast-Ham... always thinking of others before himself! I sure hope Boss is okay...] She opens up her cage door and leaves, headed for the clubhouse...

.:|Sceen 2 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 3 - Maxwell's Worry|:.

Maxwell and Sandy are waking up from thier afternoon fun!

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Uhh... hmm... uhh where am I? ... Oh, yea... at Sandy's... " [Wait, what was I here for again... gah, my head hurts! It was something about... about.... THATS IT!] He shakes Sandy awake. " Sandy! Sandy! Wake up! "

.:|Sandy|:. - Still sleeping slightly says... " Huh? Of course I'd like a round 2 Maxy... " ...as she falls back to sleep.

.:|Maxwell|:. - " SANDY! C'MON! YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT!! " He shakes her a little more violently.

.:|Sandy|:. - " HUH!? ... Oh, Its you... morning! " She says as she finally wakes up.

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Listen, Ive got a bad feeling we're all are in danger! "

.:|Sandy|:. - " What do you meen, Maxwell? "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " That new hamster, I think hes the Beast Hamster! "

.:|Sandy|:. - " Really!? Like, how are you so sure? "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Think about it for a second... when he visited the clubhouse, he told us his story about why he was scared... "

Flashback - Beast-Ham " I was walking home from my aunts, and a really big dog jumped out at me. I couldn't do much but try to evade his attacks. "

.:|Sandy|:. - " ... So? How does that show that hes the Beast Hamster? "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Think about the story of the Beast Hamster I read... "

Flashback - Maxwell " Long ago, a hamster came in contact with a wolf, and unfortuatly, was bit. He beganto bleed and noticed that something was happening to his blood. "

.:|Sandy|:. - " ... Oh, I see! The new hamster said he was attacked by a "Big Dog" and you think the big dog was a wolf. "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Also, the wolf bit the Beast Hamster in the eye, and where was the wound on the other hamster? "

.:|Sandy|:. - " ... ON HIS EYE! " She says in awe as she finally realizes who that hamster is.

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Finally you understand! I dont like that hamster being around our friends "

.:|Sandy|:. - " This is so not cool... we should warn the others! "

Both run to the window and scurry down to the ground, headed towards the clubhouse...

.:|Sceen 3 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 4 - The Mysterious Ham-ham|:.

Meanwhile, over at the Park, an odd hamster is spotted...

Dexter and Howdy are walking through the park bickering over Pashmina, headed over to the clubhouse.

.:|Dexter|:. - " For the one thousandth time, Pashmina doesnt like you! She prefers me... "

.:|Howdy|:. - " Yea right! Like thats true... We all know she prefers me over a dork! "

.:|Dexter|:. - " I AM NOT A DORK! I'm just more civilized then your kind. "

Both start to growel at eachother, ready to ring eachothers throtes.

.:|?????|:. - " HEY! DOWN THERE! "

Dexter and Howdy startled by this unknown voice jump and look up at the new hamster on the bench...

.:|?????|:. - "KNOCK IT OFF OR ILL BE FORCED TO MAKE YOU! Turns around and sits looking at the opposite direction of those two.

.:|Dexter|:. - " ... Hes right, Howdy, lets not fight... " Offers paw to Howdy.

.:|Howdy|:. - " Yea... I guess.... for now.... " Laughs and shakes Dexters paw. " Lets get a-goin'! "

The two start heading towards the clubhouse again.

.:|?????|:. - " The nerve of some people... well... back to the mission... " The hamster dissapears.

.:|Sceen 4 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 5 - At the lake...|:.

Boss is dragging a big, black garbage back, and something big is in it!

.:|Boss|:. - [Mess with my girl, huh? Well this is what happends to retards like you that mess with me...]

Boss aproaches the lake and prepars to chuck the bag into it...

.:|Boss|:. - " FARWELL, ASS HOLE! "

Boss throws the bag as far as possible, which surprisingly was quite far!

.:|?????|:. - The Mystery Ham-Ham re-apears over at the lake, on a nearby tree. " What the? " Watches as Boss throws a bag into the water. [Ugh... litterbugs... I hate this town...] He waits for Boss to be far away, then swoops down to the lake and thinks to himself... [That bag is sinking! Either there is a lot of garbage in that thing, or that hamster was trying to get rid of something suspicous... I better check it out...] The mystery ham then dives into the water, and finds the bag. He opens it up, shocked to find a body in it. [WHAT THE HELL!?] He swims the body back to shore and preforms CPR " Wake up dammit! COME ON! "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. -*Gargle, Choke, Cough* Beast-Ham chokes on the water as it all comes up out of his throte, and he spits it out. "UGH!.... *cough*... Oh... Uh... W..where am I? Who are you? ..... AHH GAH MY HEAD HURTS! Beast-Ham then passes out.

.:|?????|:. - " Ugh... looks like my job is done here.........wait a second..... " [I sware I saw this hamster before...] The hamster checks the computer watch located on his right arm. A picture of Beast-Ham shows up, only he looked alot younger. " Hmm... WAIT! I DO KNOW THIS HAMSTER! "

.:|Sceen 5 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 6 - Stan and Pashmina|:.

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Stan is walking around with Pashmina and Penelope. Pashmina is slightly upset.

.:|Stan|:. - " Aww, come on Pashy-baby! Dont need to be upset by those two! "

.:|Pashmina|:. - " Its... *sniff* ...not them im upset about... its the fact that... *sniff* ...that I cant choose who I like. They both are jerks, and I dont think I like any of them... *sniff* ...So you see I dont want to break they're hearts, but I dont want to go out with any of them... "

.:|Penelope|:. - Is older now, and is able to talk. She also doesn't use her blanket to cover her head now! " Dont worry, Pashmina! We can go to my place and play! I've got these new games and... "Before she can finish, shes interupted by Pashmina.

.:|Pashmina|:. - " Id love to, but im not feeling well... you understand, right? "

.:|Penelope|:. - A little upset from Pashmina's answer says.. " Oh... alright.... no problem! " She starts walking home. " Bye! "

.:|Stan|:. - " See ya, Penelope! " Waits for her to be completely away. [Now that shes gone, its time for me to make my move! Heh heh!] "

Stan wanted Pashmina, and he was sure she wanted him too. Unfortunatly, there where two problems he had to get rid of before he could get the prize catch that he wanted.

.:|Stan|:. - Puts his paw on Pashmina's sholder. " Dont worry, baby! I'll handle those two. Leave it to the Stan-Man! "

.:|Pashmina|:. - " *Sniff* Really!? You'd do that for me? Oh thanks, Stan! " She hugs Stan tightly.

.:|Stan|:. - Knew his plan was working... all he had to do was get Dexter and Howdy to break off of her so that he could claim her for himself. " 'Course I would, Pashmina! You're all I care about. "

.:|Sceen 6 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 7 - Maxwell's Worry Continued|:.

Maxwell and Sandy arive at the clubhouse, and notice Howdy, Dexter, Bijou, Boss, Panda, and Cappy are there. Boss is sitting in his chair, sipping some Sunflower Seed Coffee.

.:|Maxwell|:. - Comes bolting through the door.

.:|Boss|:. - " Maxwell? Whats the rush? "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Everyone! You all must hear me! I think that new hamster is... " Before he can finish...

.:|Sandy|:. - Crashes into the back of Maxwell, causing them both to tumble over onto eachother. " Oh... Umm... Hiya Maxy! "

.:|Maxwell|:. - Noticed she was right on top of his cock, which was starting to erect. He had to move before everyone saw this. " Umm... He...Hiya Sandy! Would you... umm... mind if I got up? "

.:|Sandy|:. - Felt Maxwell's member across her stomach, she knew why he wanted to get up. " Yea, of course! " Both stand up and brush themselves off.

Everyone started giggleing when they saw that Maxwell was becoming horny over Sandy, but they didnt want to make Maxwell nervous, so they hid their laughter.

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Ahem.... as I was saying... I think its time we threw out that new ham-ham, because...... I HAVE PROOF THAT SHOWS HES THE BEAST HAMSTER! "

Everyone but Boss gasps. Howdy and Dexter hide behind a desk, scared... Bijou sits there, trying to ignore whats being said about her love, and Cappy hides under a pot. Panda doesn't beleave Maxwell, so he stands up...

.:|Panda|:. - " How can you be so sure, and what proof do you have? "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " This book, along with meny details about that new hamster... "

He goes on explaining exactly the same thing he told Sandy. Everyone begins to agree. Bijou starts to worry about what they are desiding to do...

.:|Cappy|:. - " Wha... what should we do about him? "

.:|Panda|:. - " I dont know, but he can't stay here, he might hurt someone... "

.:|Maxwell|:. - " I suggest we throw out the beast the next time he shows his face! "

.:|Everyone|:. - Exept Bijou and Boss yell... " YEA! "

.:|Boss|:. - " Hahahaha! " ...he laughs demonically

.:|Maxwell|:. - " Whats so funny, Boss? "

.:|Boss|:. - " You all dont need to worry about him anymore... I took care of him! AHH HA HA HA! "

.:|Everyone|:. - " WHAT!? "

.:|Bijou|:. 's heart stops. She fears for the worst... so she stands up and says... " BOSS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!? "

.:|Boss|:. - Stands up and walks over to Bijou. " Oh Bijou... dont ponder about that jerk anymore... come to me! " Boss hugs Bijou tightly.

.:|Bijou|:. - Shakes Boss off of her. " YOU TWISTED MONSTER! He saves your life, and ZIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO HIM!? " She begins to cry and runs out the door.

.:|Panda|:. - " So... Boss... What did you do to him? "

.:|Boss|:. - " Well, if you must know... this is how it all went down... "

Boss goes onto explain himself... meanwhile.......

.:|Sceen 7 - [END]|:.


.:|Sceen 8 - Andre and the Heroic Ham-Ham Team|:.

Beast-Ham is walking to the clubhouse with the new hamster...

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - " Thanks for saving me and all... so... I never caught your name? "

.:|?????|:. - " Ohh Beasty, you should know my name! It hasn't been that long, has it? "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - " Huh? You know my name? ... How the hell do you know my name? Have we met before? "

.:|?????|:. - " You retard... Im your old partner from the HHHT, Andre! Don't you remember? "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - Stops to think. [Hmm... Andre... rings a bell but.... WAIT...!] " OH MY GOD! ANDRE!? "

.:|Andre|:. - "HA HA HA! Just like the old Beasty! Hugs him. Ahh how longs it been? Three, Four years? "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - " DUDE! I thought you died in the crash? Thats why I left the team... "

.:|Andre|:. - " Oh you'd be surprized how I survived... But theres more importent things we have to talk about... "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - " Like what? "

.:|Andre|:. - " I need to ask you a really importent question... and unfortunatly, you might not like it... "

.:|Beast-Ham|:. - " What is it? " ...he says as he ponders what the hell the question could be...

.:|Andre|:. - " Beasty... the HHHT wants you back on the squad! "

There you have it, folks! Boss thinks Beast-Ham's dead, but so doesn't Bijou. What will Beast-Ham's answer to the question be? Will Bijou be able to find Beast-Ham before he makes up his mind? Whatabout Stan and Pashmina, what is Stan planning to do about Dexter and Howdy? Ok, I seriously need to just end this stupid question asking at the end of every story... But anyway, see you next time on the next episode... "Episode 5 - The Past, The Present, and The Answer!".