Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Hamtaro: the great journey ❯ Chapter 1: the plot ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

*One week later*

-At the club house-

Hamtaro>>
” I haven't seen sandy in a few days, boss have you seen her?”

Boss>>

“No, I haven't, I wish I did, cappy kicked my ass again in cards, I swear he cheats. Hamtaro?

Hamtaro>>

“Yes?”

Boss>>

“Can I borrow like 50 seeds?”

Hamtaro>>

“Boss, seeds don't come easy you know!”

Boss>>

“I know, but I had straight flush this time. It was a sure bet, plus if I don't cappy's goons will break my legs.”

Hamtaro>>
”that doesn't seem like my problem, I am going to ask Oxnard if he seen sandy.”

Boss>>

“Ok, see you later.”

*Thinking *

“There's got to be some way to get 50 seeds in five days.”

--Outside the clubhouse—

Hamtaro>>

“Oxnard, You over there.”

Oxnard>>

“Yeah hamtaro, what's up?”

Hamtaro>>

“Have you seen sandy?”

Oxnard>>

“Yeah, I seen her”

Hamtaro>>

“Really, when?”

Oxnard>>

“Oh, about a week ago.”

Hamtaro>>

“No, I mean recently. Stupid.”

Oxnard>>
”No, I haven't. Did you try talking to Sandy's brother, Stan?”

Hamtaro>>

“No”

Oxnard>>

“You should ask him”

Hamtaro>>

“Your right.”

*Hamtaro runs off*

*Boss comes out of clubhouse*

Boss>>

“Hey, Oxtard!

Oxnard>>

“Boss, did you just call me “oxtard”

Boss>>

“Uh, no.”

Oxnard>>

“I'm pretty sure you did.”

Boss>>

*Angrily*

“I didn't ok, now shut up about it and answer my question, OK!”

Oxnard>>

“Ok, no need to get defensive about it.”

Boss>>

“Oxnard, do you know where I can get some seeds?”

Oxnard>>

“No, Why did you lose another bet with cappy?”

Boss>>

“Yeah, How'd you know?”

Oxnard>>

“Because boss, that is the only time you ask people for seeds.”

Boss>>

“Well anyway can I borrow some off you?”

Oxnard>>

“No, you still owe me for last time”

Boss>>

“Fine, but your hauling my ass around, when cappy's goons breaks my legs”

*Thinking: “damn it, I wish that bitch sandy was around. She's so easy to manipulate.”*

--At Stan's house--

Hamtaro>>

*Runs up tree next to Stan's window*

“Stan you there?”

Stan>>

“Yeah, what do you want Retardo?”

Hamtaro>>

*Confused*

“Who's retardo?”

Stan>>
”Whatever, What do you want?”

Hamtaro>>

“It's been a week and I haven't seen sandy, do you know where she is?”

Stan>>

“Hell should I know, the bitch tried killing me.”

Hamtaro>>

“Why would she do that, she seemed fond of you before. OH MY GOD.

Stan>>

“What?”

Hamtaro>>

“Call it a hunch but is this what happened: your sister had feeling for you so when you reunited with her, she tried sucking you off. And of course being disgusted by this you pushed her off you then she felt if she can't have you know one can she tried killing you but when that failed she decided to run away and never seen again”

Stan>>

“Are you fucking high?!”

Hamtaro>>

“High, what do you mean?”

Stan>>

“Never mind, She tried killing me because I called her a whiney bitch or something, so my owner, Noel had her put down”

Hamtaro>>

“Put down where?”

Stan>>

“Put to sleep, you fucking retarded rat”

Hamtaro>>

“ You mean she's sleeping, at home?”

Stan>>

*Frustrated*

“Look ok, you will never see sandy again ever, OK?”

Hamtaro>>

“Why, you just said she was sleeping.”

Stan>>

“Look I am tired of your wise ass antics, you want me to blunt she is dead, dead as a fucking drained battery.”

Hamtaro>>
*crying*

“She's dead, why did Noel. Do such a cruel thing?

--One week ago—

-At the vets-

Sandy>>

“I wonder what this place is?”

*Watches vet throwing a bin of euthanized animals in to the incinerator*

“Oh, my god! Is that what people do here to animals? I need to get out before I am next, but they will notice I am missing. Hmm.”

*Looks around*

*Observes another hamster across the room.*

*Thinking*

“ Hmm, maybe I can fool that fat ham to come and switch places with me, hopefully he won't see through my ruse.”

*Sandy squeezes through a small hole in the cage, and runs across the room to the other cage. *

Hamster>>

“Hey, What do you want?

Sandy>>

“Hi, my name is sandy. I was wondering if you wanted some sunflower seeds.”

Hamster>>

“Look sandy, I don't care about your… did you say sunflower seeds?”

Sandy>>

“Why yes, I did.”

Hamster>>

“My name is Josh, So where are your sunflower seeds.”

Sandy>>

“Back inside my cage.”

Josh>>

“Can't you bring them here?”

Sandy>>

“No, I got too many to carry.”

Josh>>

“So I got to leave my cage?”

Sandy>>

“That's the idea.”

Josh>>

“I don't think my owner would like me getting out of my cage.”

Sandy>>

“Just for like ten seconds alright?”

Josh>>

“I guess my owner won't mind, but only for ten seconds right?”

“ Also can you undo the latch on my cage?”

Sandy>>

“Sure.”

*Sandy unlocks Josh's cage*

Josh>>

“So, where is your cage?”

Sandy>>
”Just across the room follow me,”

Josh>>

“Ok, Lets hurry up though because I don't feel comfortable outside of my cage.”

Sandy>>

“Alright.”

*Sandy and josh run across the floor of the room and up the side of the cabinet where Sandy's cage is.*

Sandy>>

“Here we are, there is a small hole on in the back, follow me!”

Josh>>

“I am kind of hefty do you think I'll fit?”

Sandy>>

“I'm sure if your head fits through the rest of you will.”

*Thinking*

“I hope so, I don't want to end up like those poor animals.”

*Josh try's fitting in to the hole in the cage and gets stuck.*

Josh>>

“Hey, Sandy.”

Sandy>>

“What?”

Josh>>

“I think I am stuck.”

Sandy>>

“Try sucking in your gut, fat ass.”

*Thinking*

“Damn it, this hamster needs to go on a fucking diet.”

Josh>>

“I am, now Fucking help me you bitch.”

*Thinking*

“Man, I can't believe the nerve of this bitch. Calling me a fat ass, she must be having her period.”

Sandy>>

“You want help, fine. I'll help you ”

*After some force sandy pushes Josh through the small hole*

Veterinarian1>>

“Hey can you get that hamster that might have rabies.”

Veterinarian2>>

“Ok.”

Sandy>>

“Oh no, someone's coming”

*Sandy hides behind one of the bins of used hypodermic needles*

Josh>>
”there's no sunflowers in here.”

“Sandy you there?”

*Veterinarian2 picks up the cage*

Josh>>

“What's going on?”

“Why is the cage moving?”

Sandy>>

*Thinking*

“I better hurry and hide in a better place before they find me.”

*Looks around the room.*

“Hmm, there is really no place to hide. Oh yeah, there is a mouse hole over next to this cabinet.”

*Sandy runs down the side of the cabinet and in to a medium sized hole in the wall*

Sandy>>

”Hopefully I don't find anything in here.”

Rat>>

“I think it is too late for that.”

Sandy>>

“Wh.. Who are you?

Rat>>

“Who am I? You walk in to someone else's home and ask who are they.”

Sandy>>

“I'm sorry, it is just that I am hiding from those guy's in white in there.”

Rat>>

“I don't care it still isn't right, but if you must know my name Harvey.”

Sandy>>

“Like I said I apologize for coming in unannounced, Harvey is it?”

Harvey>>

“Yes.”

Sandy>>

“Look if you have a rear exit out of here, I will gladly leave.”

Harvey>>

“I think there is an exit that leads to the outside, up the hall and after the first door way, turn left then after that head straight and there should be the hole that leads to the outside.”

Sandy>>

“Thank you.”

Harvey>>

“Yeah, Whatever. I better not see you again.”

Sandy>>

“Believe me you won't.”

*Sandy follows Harvey's instructions.*

--Still at the vets--

-in the waiting room-

Veterinarian1>>

“Here's your cage back.”

“We did some test on your hamster, and the test proved negative.”

Hillary>>

“Really?”

Veterinarian1>>

“But that was after we put it to sleep.”

Hillary>>

“Oh.”

*Hillary leaves the Veterinarian's.*

Veterinarian3>>

“Has any one seen my hamster, Josh?”

Veterinarian1>>

“Josh?”

Veterinarian3>>

“Yeah, he has been having weight problems and I have to administer these pills.”

Veterinarian1>>

“The only hamster I saw here was the one that this young lady brought in for euthanasia.”

Veterinarian3>>

“What did it look like?”

Veterinarian1>>

“What did what look like?”

Veterinarian3>>

“The hamster you destroyed.”

Veterinarian1>>

“You know like every hamster I see it was kind of fat, with white and brown markings. Oh but you know what It did have this cute little blue scarf.”

Veterinarian3>>

“OH MY GOD! That was josh.”

Veterinarian1>>

“Well, that sucks. If you want I'll give $2.50 for a new one.”

Veterinarian3>>

“Josh wasn't some object you could just buy another of when it runs out. He was my companion, my friend”

Veterinarian1

“Look, he's already dead, if you promise to cut out the sentimental shit… umm, I'll rent you a stripper for a night, OK”

Veterinarian3>>

*Sniffles*

“Ok.”