Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Love & Breeding ❯ Chapter 7

"Don't worry Roll, Jam loves you." Stan assured Roll. The two made it back to the clubhouse and Stan had Sandy and the girls cheer up Roll. "Boss, Roll's getting worse." he said. "We better find Jam and get him to mate Roll quickly."

"Easier said than done, we don't know where Jam went." said Hamtaro.

"Well, let's all go look for him and meet back later."

"But what about Roll?" asked Dexter.

"The girls can take care of her, fellas." answered Boss. "Let's go find Jam."

*

In his own solitude, Jam walks along the road. He only knew that his rage would get the best of him, so he decided to keep a cool head. Season was starting to get to him as well, but he knew how to show restraint. Luckily for him that he has such tolerance, or he would've turned all the him girls into his private harem. "Roll..." Jam thought aloud. "I hope she's okay... bah, why am I worried for? I'm sure she and Ruby will be fine, they usually are. Now they have the other girls with them, so the odds of her being in trouble are very slim... 'cause, there's strength and safety in numbers. Boss on the other hand....." Jam remembered how he almost took Boss away from this world, "I'm just glad I had some control over myself. But then again, he valor waas a sad vain attempt to be chivalrous. No matter, I'll get a gift for Roll whole I'm away. That way, she'll forget that I even left."

"Not a bad idea, not bad at all."

Jam turned to see a pig walking towards him, but also saw its passenger. "That's just ironic, Jingle. Riding in on a pig..." said Jam. "Not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just ironic."

"Herbert's a good pig." said Jingle. {Is that the pig's name ?_?}

"Where are you off to now?"

"Just traveling like I always do, you?"

"Sexually frustrated and looking for a gift to give to Roll."

"You've been a 'Sakura boy' too long my friend. It's time you got some."

"Perhaps."

"Roll's a good girl, she's a real sweetie. You should consider yourself lucky she's still with you."

"..................Yeah."

"Tell her how you feel about her the next time you see her then."

"I'll do just that. So how's Sparky?"

"Content with herself. give her a good weenie and she'll act right."

"Pppppppppppt." Damn that Jingle.

"Need a lift?"

"Nah, I need to walk. Well, I'll let you two be on yer ways, see ya."

Jingle watched Jam walk off. "Herbert, that is one ham that's silver-hearted. He'll do just fine."

Meanwhile the guys met back up at the clubhouse. "I didn't find him anywhere." said Stan.

"Me neither, I wonder where he went..." said Hamtaro.

"That's a good question." said Boss.

"This is bad." said Cappy. "I'm starting to get really worried."

"Don't be," Stan reassured Cappy, "Jam has been traveling for a while just like Jingle does, he'll be just fine. He probably went to blow off some steam from when he torched Boss."

The girls came out with Roll, who seemed to be in a trance. "Any luck you girls?" asked Hamtaro.

"You guys have to leave, all of you." said Ruby.

"It's that bad, huh?" asked Boss.

"Very."

"Well I'm going back home anyway, I have some things to plan out." said Cappy. "Later everybody."

"Bye-Q." the hams but Roll said.

"Don't be too long, Pen."

"I won't." said Penelope.

Stan knew the whole thing, "Say Max, there's a book in your study I need you to help me find." he said, trying to make an excuse to leave.

"Really? Okay, let's go look for it." Said Maxwell and those two were off.

"I guess I'll go build some stuff for the party..." said Panda as he left.

"There are some things at the shop I want to get, and you know where they are." said Dexter to his friend/rival.

"Sure Dex, I'll give you a hand." said Howdy and they were off.

"Come on Snoozer, we have some work to do." said Boss and took Snoozer by his arm and they walked off.

"I almost forgot, Kana's coming home early today, we gotta go now, Pepper." said Oxnard.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, let's hoof it." said Pepper and those two left.

Hamtaro looked around the room confused. "Hamtarooooo....." huffed Bijou.

"What?" Hamtaro asked, then saw the look on Sandy's face. "Oh, well I better go help Panda then, tootles."

All the guys were now gone and the gals had the clubhouse to themselves. Ruby pulled Sandy aside from the rest of the hams. "Now that the boys are gone, we have to devise a plan." said Ruby.

"Got any ideas?" asked Sandy.

"Not at the moment."

"What are you girls talking about." Miri had joined them.

"Miri, we have to do something about Roll." said Ruby.

"Well for starters, let's keep Roll away from the guys." Miri stated. "At this point in time, she my entice any other males to court her, if she hasn't already enticed Stan."

"This totally scares me." said Sandy. "We better make sure the only guy that walks in her is Jam."

Hamina joined this chat, "I see that you girls didn't hear a damn thing that I said." she told them.

"I don't believe your talk." said Ruby. "I know Jam loves Roll."

"He sure isn't acting like it."

"Maybe he's just shy about his feelings..." guessed Miri.

"Either that or he's a real chicken shit about them like Bijou said." said Hamina.

"Cute." said Ruby.

"Well keep a plan in mind about how we're going to deal with Roll, and spread the word to the other gals." said Miri. "Hamina, fill Boss in so he can let the other guys know."

"Gotcha." said Hamina.

"If everything goes right, we'll have Roll layed."

"Yeah, the sooner, the like, totally better." said Sandy.