Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ The New Ham-ham ❯ CATvs HAM-HAM!!!! short and sweet ( Chapter 2 )
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By: NukpanaTalaAgeni_vixiness_of_the_Magena_tribe 
the title says all.
Anime/Manga: Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Samurai / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.07.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 330 | Visits: 166 | Status: Completed
the title says all.
Anime/Manga: Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Samurai / Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.07.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 330 | Visits: 166 | Status: Completed
The cat was a grey and black tabbey, bigger than most cats ever seen by ham-hams.
"Hey! CAT!" Adarin yelled, pointing her pipe at the cat "Get away from the clubhouse!"
The cat stared at her like he'd never seen a hamster before. What the fuck is that?!
"If you don't leave I'll go Brit on your furry long-tailed ass!"
The cat meowed at her.What the fuck are you?!
"Go on! Git! Move titbrain!"
TITBRAIN?!
The cat hissed and leapt at her. Adarin jumped out of the way and whacked the cat hgard
in the face...base ball style.
"HEY! Batta, batta, batta, batta! SWING! Batta, batta, battta, batta!" she taunted.
The cat jumped at her again. She jumped out of reach and hit the cat hard on the head
with the pipe...Japanese style. The cat hissed again and lunged at her.
Adarin dodged, perried, spun the pipe, jumped up and bashed the cats head into the
ground. The cat meowed weakly and then fell unconscious.
"H-how did you do that?!" said Boss, awestruck.
Adairn smiled devilishly "I'm a brit. It comes naturally."
Hamtaro poked the cat "Is it dead?"
Adain sighed "Maybe...we'd better get rid of it."
She put her paws together and closed her eyes. She then jumped up 3 feet and kicked the
cat into the little stream beside them. The cat regained conscious and fled the scene.
"Guess he wasn't dead."
"How could you tell it was a he?" asked Pashmina.
Everybody sweat dropped.
"Wow, okay, that was interesting." Adarin said, rolling her eyes. "Now, let's go on a
field trip!"
"Where?"
"ENGLAND!!!!"
"WHAT?!"
<I know, short and sucky chapter. Got a problem with it? Didn't think so.>
"Hey! CAT!" Adarin yelled, pointing her pipe at the cat "Get away from the clubhouse!"
The cat stared at her like he'd never seen a hamster before. What the fuck is that?!
"If you don't leave I'll go Brit on your furry long-tailed ass!"
The cat meowed at her.What the fuck are you?!
"Go on! Git! Move titbrain!"
TITBRAIN?!
The cat hissed and leapt at her. Adarin jumped out of the way and whacked the cat hgard
in the face...base ball style.
"HEY! Batta, batta, batta, batta! SWING! Batta, batta, battta, batta!" she taunted.
The cat jumped at her again. She jumped out of reach and hit the cat hard on the head
with the pipe...Japanese style. The cat hissed again and lunged at her.
Adarin dodged, perried, spun the pipe, jumped up and bashed the cats head into the
ground. The cat meowed weakly and then fell unconscious.
"H-how did you do that?!" said Boss, awestruck.
Adairn smiled devilishly "I'm a brit. It comes naturally."
Hamtaro poked the cat "Is it dead?"
Adain sighed "Maybe...we'd better get rid of it."
She put her paws together and closed her eyes. She then jumped up 3 feet and kicked the
cat into the little stream beside them. The cat regained conscious and fled the scene.
"Guess he wasn't dead."
"How could you tell it was a he?" asked Pashmina.
Everybody sweat dropped.
"Wow, okay, that was interesting." Adarin said, rolling her eyes. "Now, let's go on a
field trip!"
"Where?"
"ENGLAND!!!!"
"WHAT?!"
<I know, short and sucky chapter. Got a problem with it? Didn't think so.>