Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Uki's pleasures and pain ❯ Chapter 5

Dexter kept his hold ont Pashmina as he took her into the tall grass, but he had to tighten his hold slightly. "Let go of me, Dexter." Pashmina ordered. "I've got a ham to punish."

"Not on my watch you're not," said Dexter calmly. "I won't allow you to, so take what Sandy calls a 'chill pill' this instant."

"Fine, right after I make Cappy suffer some more."

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Cappy's what's wrong with me."

Pashmina finally broke from Dexter's hold and began to b-line for Cappy, but Dexter got into her way again. "Out of my way!" she yelled.

"You want Cappy," Dexter said, "then you're goona have to pass me first."

"Quit making thing difficult."

"The hamster says wha?"

Pashmina charged Dexter, only to be pushed away many times. This only pissed her off further, "Get out of my goddamn way!" she yelled and charged Dexter, too bad she was only pushed away again.

"When you're ready to relax...." Dexter said, trailing off.

"Look, I'm not going to just up and forget how he took advantage of Penny, not now, not ever." and charged again.

Dexter sighed, I have no other choice now... this must be stopped. he thought, then charged Pashmina. Just before they made contact, Dexter stopped, letting Pashmina charge him. Once in reach, Dexter wrapped his arms around Pashmina and took her to the ground, she got up of course and then it happened.....

Wwwwwwwwhap!

Pashmina's back faced Dexter, she had been slapped. Dexter put some kilograms into it, and it made it's effect on Pashmina. He even fought back tears, I never thought it'd have to come to that... he thought.

Pashmina turned to Dexter, tears welling in her eyes, she had that "Why did you do this to me?" look in her eyes.

Dexter folded his arms and answered her. "I never knew the Pashmina who would let the smart-allec comments of a 'casanova wanna-be' ham make her sway this far, if at all; I never knew the Pashmina that was so hellbent on bringing pain to her friends; I never knew the Pashmina that would let her own rage possess her like she had gone mad; and I never knew the Pashmina who would make the little ham she called a sister run away in tears. If I had a choice, I would never want to know this Pashmina!"

Finally, Dexter hit one of Pashmina's soft spots. He then went on, "I want to know what happened to the Pashmina that was caring and compassionate; I want to know what happened to the Pashmina that was dependable and considerate; I want to know what happened to the Pashmina that would rather help her sister, or any other ham at that, more than anything in the world thant hurt him or her;" his tears began to shed, "and I.... I.... I want to know..... what happened to the Pashmina that I loved?!"

Pashmina fell to her knees and into tears, What have I done?! she thought. I really mustn't be myself, I even made Dexter mad at me... not to mention Penelope. What's wrong with me?! ".....Help, me, Dex-ter." she finally spoke in tears.

"Who are you?"

"The true Pashmina."

"Prove it."

Pashmina walked up to Dexter, but dropped at his feet, "I'm so sorry for making you mad at me." she cried.

"Right idea, wrong ham." said Dexter.

"Well, they aren't here, but I'll do that when I see them."

"So lemme ask you now, do you know why you are acting the way you are?"

"It deoesn't have to do with what Stan said."

"Not entirely."

"What do you mean by that? I'm not Jealous that Penelope got laid before I did."

"True, but you're acting like this because you want to be laid."

"That can't be right, Bijou never acted this way."

"Also true, but every female acts differently when she's in heat. And everyone that has, has acted differently."

"How so?"

"Bijou was worried about Hamtaro, Penelope dreamt about Cappy and you were so sexually frustrated you ordered me to do it with you."

"I'm sorry about that."

"If you were a guy, you'd be suffering from Irritable Male Syndrome, as sexualy frustration is a symptom of it. Not a common one, but a symptom nonetheless."

"So you still love me, Dexter?"

"Of course, Pashmina. I didn't save you from the river for nothing, you know."

{yes dear readers, I saw this japanese episode earlier this week, making the total episodes of Hamtaro I've seen to three. Whether or not Cartoon Network will show it is beyond my control, so those rumors are true about this ep. Now back to the story.}

"Well then Dexter, there's one thing left for me to do."

"Say your mind?"

"Did that already, I mean.... I mean.... Uki."

"OH, right. And I won't um... hump your face either."

"You'll be gentle with me, right?"

"Of course."

Dexter faced Pashmina's back and wrapped his arms around her waist, but Pashmina lowered them to her hips. She fell back against him and closed her eyes, she was now eady for him. "Lay me down, Dex." said Pashmina.

"No problem."

"Thanks a bunch."

Dexter turned Pashmina around so he saw her, then put the ham down. Pahsmina took off the scarf that she always wore, which shocked Dexter, Okay, she actually does remove it when she's in these sort of moods. he thought, then towered over her.

Pashmina simply closed her eyes, Please let this be painless.. she plead mentally.

"How do you want it, Pashmina?" Dexter asked.

"Slow at first and quiet." Pashmina answered.

"Quiet?"

"Yeah, as in none of the dramatic stuff that Hamtaro and Bijou did."

"I see. Well brace yourself, this might tear you..."

Dexter slowly impaled Pashmina with his "Dexter lizard" while his mind drifted off. Pashmina on the other hand, was already in tears. She squeaked in pain, bringing Dexter to his senses. "Sorry about that." he gave his apology.

"Don't be." Pashmina said, still in pain.

"Are you okay?"

"It hurts, but I'm a big girl... and you're a big boy."

"I'll work it in for you." and that he did.

"Dexter, explain to me how this sort of thing works."

"Well Pashmina, sex always hurts the girl, no matter what happens. After a while, your pussy will begin to release and excrete endorphines, turning you sexual pain into ecstatic pleasure."

"Some first time this is, go on."

"My cock will continually chip away your hymen until it breaks, if you haven't broken it already."

"I haven't."

"Well since you haven't, once your hymen breaks, it will hurt and you will bleed."

"It'll break?"

"Yes, it will break and cause great pain."

"How will I know when it finallydoes tha--Oooowwww!"

"Just like that."

Dexter pulls out of Pashmina who's eyes release waterfalls of tears. Luckily for her, she wasn't bleeding. Female hams don't bleed after their virginity, but they do feel incredible pain. Dexter walked over to Pashmina, who was still in pain and held her close to his heart, and Pashmina cried in his chest. "I would like to stop now." she cried.

AW, we didn't even do anything good yet... Dexter thought, then said, "Okay Pashmina, we'll go at it later."

"Thanks Dexter."

"Sure. Just remember, we aren't done yet."

Dexter gave Pashmina back her scarf and the two went back to join the others. Pashmina walked, but was still in pain. Geez, Dexter's got a whole inch! she thought. Man, I'm gonna be feeling this for the rest of the week. And to make things worse, we only got started...